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 ZippoZ
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 woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... 
#9917789 - 03/05/09 05:39 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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so, I want to know WHAT she was on....
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=71172&catid=2
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Laurens County (The Greenville News) - Tammy Fausel said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle's funeral in Gray Court.
A Candler, N.C., woman danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, opened the lid, laid her hands on the deceased's head and struck the body with a wand, according to an incident report from the Laurens County Sheriff's Office.
Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, 25, has been charged with disturbing a funeral and public disorderly conduct in Tuesday's incident, according to tickets.
Fausel said she had never before seen the woman and had no idea why she would've been at funeral at Church of God on State 14.
"Everybody was just kind of flabbergasted," she said. "They didn't know what was going on."
The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota, according to the report.
Fausel said she called the Sheriff's Office.
A lieutenant intercepted a burgundy Toyota Corolla heading south on Interstate 385, according to the incident report.
When deputies asked the woman why she acted the way she did, the woman said "she felt that it was the right thing to do at the time," according to the report. The woman told deputies she knew no one at the church, according to the report.
Fausel said the deceased's immediate family was in another room at the time of the incident and didn't witness it.
Leonard, of 117 Davis Creek, was released from the Johnson Detention Center Wednesday, according to jail officials and tickets.
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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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Cowgold
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#9917937 - 03/05/09 06:02 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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That is the coolest funeral story I've ever heard.
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blkjkrabbit
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: Cowgold]
#9917987 - 03/05/09 06:10 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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loony. funny shit tho
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#9918030 - 03/05/09 06:17 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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MY,MY,MY.......OH my! 
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#9918185 - 03/05/09 06:47 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just seemed like the thing to do at the time.
That's awesome 
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: Brugman]
#9918253 - 03/05/09 07:00 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota, according to the report.
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#9918803 - 03/05/09 08:39 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's pretty fucking disrespectful. I worked at a funeral home for 6 years in my youth and I would have been as pissed off as the family was if i had seen this happen. I hope she's in jail.
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CosmicFool
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#9918814 - 03/05/09 08:41 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
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The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota, according to the report.
I wonder if anyone caught the bouquet
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#9919536 - 03/05/09 10:28 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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FurrowedBrow said:
That's pretty fucking disrespectful. I worked at a funeral home for 6 years in my youth and I would have been as pissed off as the family was if i had seen this happen. I hope she's in jail.
Come on.
Don't be a Stiffly Stifferson.
I mean, the first three letters of funeral are F U N 
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meams
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#9919555 - 03/05/09 10:31 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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hilarious.
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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: meams]
#9919585 - 03/05/09 10:36 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#9921918 - 03/06/09 11:51 AM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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My guess she wasnt on stuff, but off it.
Lithium or antipsychotics is my guess.
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: Wiccan_Seeker]
#9922064 - 03/06/09 12:33 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
My guess she wasnt on stuff, but off it.
Lithium or antipsychotics is my guess.
exactly
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: ellenallien]
#9922091 - 03/06/09 12:38 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wonder if she does birthday parties too? 
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Crasher
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: DayzeoftheNu]
#9922128 - 03/06/09 12:46 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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It'd be funnier if she showed up to a circumcision.
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 Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: Crasher]
#9922145 - 03/06/09 12:49 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Capatalistc nomad said:
struck the body with a wand
 
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: Crasher]
#9922148 - 03/06/09 12:50 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Too bad I didnt get a chance to choose her for my circumcision entertainment. 
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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: DayzeoftheNu]
#9922185 - 03/06/09 12:58 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
DayzeoftheNu said:
circumcision entertainment.
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AlteredAgain
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: ZippoZ]
#9922209 - 03/06/09 01:01 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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spontaneity ftw! 
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: CosmicFool]
#9924128 - 03/06/09 06:53 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wonder if anyone caught the bouquet
It would be an interesting tradition, throw a bouquet at a fu7neral and whoever catches it is first to die next 
Edited by Wiccan_Seeker (03/06/09 06:55 PM)
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AsAboveSoBelow
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Re: woman with majic wand dances into funeral, opens casket, and taps deceased with wand..... [Re: Wiccan_Seeker]
#9924143 - 03/06/09 06:56 PM (4 years, 3 months ago) |
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silly necros
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