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Anonymous #1
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 Confess your akward moments here 
#8949736 - 09/18/08 04:37 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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this is annonymous so why the fuck not!!
anyone ever have terribly akward moments in their life that you feel like sharing?
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Anonymous #2
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 Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8949760 - 09/18/08 04:42 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I was in kindergarten, I had to pee real bad, and there was someone in the bathroom. I danced around, and pranced around, until I was told to sit down... so I sat down and tried my DAMNDEST to hold it in.
I peed my pants.
It ran down the legs of the chair.
THE most attractive girl in the class was sitting next to me, and noticed. 
She's cool tho'... years later, she never even mentioned it with a horrible intention to demean me.
...
This thread sucks. Or at least my story does.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #2]
#8949824 - 09/18/08 04:52 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have had alot of akward moments, being high around sober people. It can be so confusing
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #2]
#8949830 - 09/18/08 04:54 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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first day at my current job i had been working really hard all day and learning all the training and shit and totally forgot to take a bathroom break. my shift was over and i was heading home, as i was leaving all of a sudden it hit me i had to piss and i had to piss RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT. it was pretty embarassing but i was wearing black pants and managed to stop myself from completely pissing myself so i could get to the bathroom.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #3]
#8950963 - 09/18/08 08:36 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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i looked down the barrel of my gun when the trigger suddenly pulled.
took a shot of my own jesus juice to the eye.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8951560 - 09/18/08 10:30 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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The most awkward moment I had was when I went out with this girl. Went to the movies. I went to her place afterwards, she made it clear she didn't want to have sex. But whatever, I went anyways. I noticed...no one else was there. I think she was pretty in to me, but she was kind of a goody good christian girl, the kind of girl that doesn't fuck guys shes only been on one date with. But I was really wanting to get laid...So when I figured out there was no one else there, I raped her, and I raped her good. Her vagina was so tight. It wasn't really planned or anything, its weird, it just kind of...happened. It was awkward because I was being so nice to her when we went out and I think she really trusted me.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #5]
#8951901 - 09/18/08 11:44 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've had a shitload of akward moments. However, this is the one that comes to mind after reading the potty stories.
First day at a new job in a new building. I have to take a shit fiercely and suddenly. I walk into the girls bathroom, shit, and walk out. Everyone stares at me and I go back to work. I think I played it off really well because guys go in the woman's restroom to clean it all the time at this place since there's only a few females. No one said anything and I work with all the same people and no one remembered when I shared the story like a year later.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8953589 - 09/19/08 08:10 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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In grade 5. I was out in the play equipment when it began to rain. As I was undercover I decided to stay there, along with 2 other people. After a while I had to pee and decided to just pee by the fence. (As everyone was inside)
As I did so, one of the guys I was with pushed me and I pee'd all over myself.
The worst thing was, I had choir for the rest of the day. And had to stand there smelling like piss singing for 2hrs. I remember telling people to stay away from me cause I was so embarrassed.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #7]
#8954046 - 09/19/08 11:48 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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My dad walked in on me after I had just finished rubbing one out - I had a sperm covered hand, and put it on the mouse, covered my dingy up with my jeans, and acted casual. he didnt buy it lol
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #8]
#8954078 - 09/19/08 11:59 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Onetime I was home alone and had just whacked off and walked stark naked to the bathroom and my whole family(brother, dad, mom) came the the door RIGHT THEN as I was walking by it.
Another time I was at this girl's house and had walked stark naked to go to the bathroom, thinking her and I were the only two people in the house and opened the wrong door and witnessed an obese white lady getting gangbanged by 5 muscular black guys.
Once on a cruise of the mediterranean I walked off where I thought no one would see me to itch the inside of my butt crack. Some harp player lady in her 50s was there, watched me, hit on me and invited me to come see her play harp in Florida. I was about 14 at the time.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #9]
#8954104 - 09/19/08 12:11 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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i live with my mother. had a girl over one night and my mom just decided to knock twice and just open the door without waiting. I heard the knock and we quickly pulled the cover over us... butt naked laying under my covers. My mom comes in and notices im not wearing a shirt, and she doesnt have a shirt covering her shoulders. i could tell my mom got embarrassed and i told her "thats what you get for just walking in" but the girl i was with was probably more embarrassed. for me... it was just awkward.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8954207 - 09/19/08 12:48 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
I've had a shitload of akward moments. However, this is the one that comes to mind after reading the potty stories.
First day at a new job in a new building. I have to take a shit fiercely and suddenly. I walk into the girls bathroom, shit, and walk out. Everyone stares at me and I go back to work. I think I played it off really well because guys go in the woman's restroom to clean it all the time at this place since there's only a few females. No one said anything and I work with all the same people and no one remembered when I shared the story like a year later.
You must have a pretty stupid life to think that was awkward.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #9]
#8954344 - 09/19/08 01:25 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
Another time I was at this girl's house and had walked stark naked to go to the bathroom, thinking her and I were the only two people in the house and opened the wrong door and witnessed an obese white lady getting gangbanged by 5 muscular black guys.
...I'm guessing girl's house is code-name for brothel?
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #12]
#8954399 - 09/19/08 01:38 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had my gf bent over in a stall of a restroom in a bar. Her friends came in and started watching us. We got into a discussion about my cock piercings and her friends wanted to see them. So I pulled out and noticed one of them was missing but it was there when we started. Her friends said I thought you had two. I had to tell the gf I lost it up in her. It was awkward for a minute and then she said not to worry about it we will find it later.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #12]
#8954423 - 09/19/08 01:43 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fucked some honky tonk penguin out in the sticks and got the fuck outta there before her little matees came flapping their imitation wings at my posterior.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #13]
#8954718 - 09/19/08 02:53 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #13 said:
I had my gf bent over in a stall of a restroom in a bar. Her friends came in and started watching us. We got into a discussion about my cock piercings and her friends wanted to see them. So I pulled out and noticed one of them was missing but it was there when we started. Her friends said I thought you had two. I had to tell the gf I lost it up in her. It was awkward for a minute and then she said not to worry about it we will find it later.
Didn't you guys worry about getting poked with it?
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #8]
#8954761 - 09/19/08 03:04 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude that story belongs in the Sexual Disasters thread. I'll bump it so you can post it.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #8]
#8955297 - 09/19/08 05:09 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Who says it was a disaster? I had fun. She had fun. Her friends had fun watching, and while we were going at it they showed me their clit rings. It was all good times other than having to tell her it was gone. I don't know if she ever found it she never said oh well.
Also I wasn't worried about it poking me, I had already lost the jewelry several times before and it was fine. This time was different because I figured it out before I was done. She was cool with it anyway.
I have since taken the jewelery out but i think if I ever put it back in I would use locktite on the threads to keep this from happening again.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #13]
#8956795 - 09/19/08 11:46 PM (4 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #13 said:
I had my gf bent over in a stall of a restroom in a bar. Her friends came in and started watching us. We got into a discussion about my cock piercings and her friends wanted to see them. So I pulled out and noticed one of them was missing but it was there when we started. Her friends said I thought you had two. I had to tell the gf I lost it up in her. It was awkward for a minute and then she said not to worry about it we will find it later.
One slightly intoxicated day, my friend had dared me to put 5c inside my foreskin. So I did, and continued to drink beer through the afternoon. Surprisingly it wasn't uncomfortable, and pissing was fine.
Anyway, that night I went around to my then girlfriends house, where we had dinner and watched a movie. About half way through the film, my GF decided she wanted to give me a BJ. As soon as chowed down she asked me if I'd gotten a piecing of some sort. I had to explain it was 5c and took my embarrassed ass to the bathroom to remove it.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Confess your akward moments here [Re: Anonymous #7]
#8957019 - 09/20/08 01:00 AM (4 years, 7 months ago) |
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Today during sex I literally got up and left half-way through.
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