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Anonymous #21
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 Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member?  [Re: Anonymous #20]
#7812289 - 12/30/07 02:25 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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If my grandma looked like Jack Palance, I wouldn't want to fuck her.
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Anonymous
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Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member? [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7812427 - 12/30/07 03:18 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anyone here fucked their sister?
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Anonymous #22
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Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member? [Re: Anonymous #20]
#7814630 - 12/30/07 07:51 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn, aunts are weird man.
I've never fucked a family member.. But I guess something a little strange happened one day.
I was at the beach all day with friends, the same day it was my aunts bday from another country who was visiting for some months. Her party was held at my house.
So, I kinda forgot about the party. This aunt has drinking problems and whatnot, she cant have kids, yadda yadda...
So I get home very late, around 8 pm. The parties over. But my aunt is still at hoem waiting for me. So as soon as I walk in she starts flipping. Saying fuck you and shit, saying I don't care about anything and that I've betrayed her or something. Then she starts slapping the shit out of me.. and theres not much I can do but take the slaps since shes a small woman and im a built guy.
Shes crying and shit.. so she takes me to the living room and turns up the music. She tells me to dance with her. So I start dacing with her to calm her down (shes uncontrolable when shes drunk), and then she starts giving me this look like "i wanna make out with you".
So then she actualy goes for it and I'm not sure what to do. Obviously I evade the attempted french kiss, but she keeps trying. Then she starts wrapping her legs around me like a little kid (shes in her early 40s i believe). And shes like humping me.
So i'm creeped out at this time. Nobody witnessed this but I basicaly got her off of me somehow without being "rude". My mom had enough of her so shes telling my aunt its time to go and we're gonna give her a ride home.
So eventualy after like 20 minutes of dragging her ass out the house, we get in the car and she starts crying agin and talking shit to me like saying im a bad dude.. fuck you.. lalala..
We get to my grandmas apartment (aunts mom) and we start getting a matress ready for her to pass out on. We put the matress on the floor and got my autn to lie down on it and then she started trying to pull me on top of her and wrapping her legs around me. In a strange monkey-like way.
I kept having to shrug her off and then she accused me of stealing her metro pass. Then she started crawling on all fours towards the washroom about to puke. We get the garbage for her and she starts yaking.
Thats all i got. 
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7815339 - 12/30/07 11:53 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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i had an orgy with my mom, dad, and 2 aunts.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7815340 - 12/30/07 11:54 PM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
I had sex with my aunt once when I was a teenager.
Anyone else have any similar experiences? I'll talk about it as long as this thread stays civil.
blood aunt? or by marriage aunt?
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Anonymous #24
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Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member? [Re: Anonymous #23]
#7815453 - 12/31/07 12:49 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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im adopted. family re-unions are fair game for me.
i have had no such experiences. i did try to get my cousins to take acid with me. they were pretty darn cute.
i wish my step sister was hot, that would have made things convenient.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member? [Re: Anonymous #24]
#7815499 - 12/31/07 01:06 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I fucked my dog...does that count?
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Anyone Here Ever Had Sex With A Family Member? [Re: Anonymous #25]
#7816349 - 12/31/07 11:10 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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only in kentucky 
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