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 25 Reasons Datura is Bad.  1
#7167268 - 07/12/07 08:03 PM (5 years, 11 months ago) |
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1. You can die
2. You will trip so hard live multiple lives, die in those multiple lives, then die in real life.
3.You, or no one else is a shaman. Quit foolin youself.
4.It's not a contest of dick size. (Breast size for you woman)
5.Tropanes...tro-pains..get it?
6.It was once an idea for chemical warfare.
7.It's one of mother nature's cruelest jokes.
8.An anangram of Datura: U A Tard
9.It can make you retarded.
10.If you use Datura, you are probably retarded.
11.You are not a voodoo priest.You can't make zombies.
12. It will make you a zombie. In jail
13. It's probably the drug responsible for giving other psychedlics a bad name.
14. See Erowid.org, then don't do it.
15. There's better drugs.
16. There's waaay better drugs.
17. People don't like to worry to much.
18. We are sick of Datura threads here, so don't do it.
19. You are not a witch, or a wiccan using magic. See Wikipedia.
20. This website provides you with resources to grow better shit than Datura.
21. It doesn't make you hardcore, because you were never hardcore to begin with.
22. Read other lists, don't do it.
23. Use the search engine, and relfect on the wisdom gained about Datura.
24. Datura is as bad as heroin. That's a rumour I might be willing to start.
25. The over all feeling I get on the shroomery is
DON'T DO DATURA.
Thanks!
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I shoot up Datura on a regular basis. The shroomery is just an illusion.
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georgeM
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But it sure is a beautiful plant... I love it. As a word, datura, rolls off the tongue so nicely... if i had a daughter I would seriously consider naming her Datura.
But in terms of its psychoactive properties, I'm in full agreement with you.
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i am about to dose datura right now but i need some advice we picked 5634573 seeds for 5 people and we wanna know if it is best to swallow them or smoke them...please help fast we are dosing in 4 minutes so please hurry...my buddy said not to eat them but i dont care we wanna trip so please hurry please!
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Crush them all up and plug em
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georgeM
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heehee
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 Re: 25 Reasons Datura is Bad. [Re: georgeM]
#7167329 - 07/12/07 08:16 PM (5 years, 11 months ago) |
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You are right, it is a lovely plant.
This thread is the ultimate Don't Do Datura Thread.
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yageman
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"Only shamans, witches and retards should use datura".
^^^^I combined afew of your reasons and came up with this other astute observation to add to your list.
Just another stupid thing you could have said to make your stupid list a bit shorter.
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You moron. Material is material is material. No 'thing' fixes any situation. If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Your avatar really disgusts me...
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Apollyphelion
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Re: 25 Reasons Datura is Bad. [Re: yageman]
#7167342 - 07/12/07 08:19 PM (5 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well I never said it wasn't stupid.
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okok help my friend snorted a bunch of crushed datura powder and is running around with a kitchen knife stabbing himself! we cant get near him and we all already ate our datura seeds so what should we do?!
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yageman
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Hows bout ignorant?
Bad form?
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[quote]Me_Roy said:
You moron. Material is material is material. No 'thing' fixes any situation. If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Smoke some Datura to chill out
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Re: 25 Reasons Datura is Bad. [Re: yageman]
#7167357 - 07/12/07 08:24 PM (5 years, 11 months ago) |
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I completely disagree, I think it was slightly humouress, especially to those with a lot of knowledge with the subject, reflecting the over all post quality and light heartedness spirit of the shroomery while capable of providing serious discussion.
And plus people like lists:-)
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Re: 25 Reasons Datura is Bad. [Re: yageman]
#7167372 - 07/12/07 08:28 PM (5 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd like to experience datura but it's the potential for mental and physical harm which is stopping me. The experience sounds really interesting though, even if it can be somewhat hellish.
You have to admit though, most of the best drug stories are about datura.
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usefulidiot13
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hey wait who said im not a shaman
I AM A SHAMAN
i have tripped 5 entire times
shaman qualifying # is 3
duhhhh
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yageman
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It was sort of funny.
I just happen to think datura is a pretty serious subject.
Whatever, I dont care that much.
Do what you will.
You started with a funny, yet skewed approach to the subject, and that mentality is welcomed in this thread.
A funny thread about datura...... Whatever floats your boat man.
Im sure you will find that most people agree with you, again.
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[quote]Me_Roy said:
You moron. Material is material is material. No 'thing' fixes any situation. If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
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Re: 25 Reasons Datura is Bad. [Re: georgeM]
#7167409 - 07/12/07 08:38 PM (5 years, 11 months ago) |
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you're kinda dumb.. the only thing this applies to are the questions people ask about datura when they just hear the word drugs and shove things into their mouths. Many people have had bad trips from datura, but there are also people who do not in the least regret their trip and have gained wisdom that they may carry for the rest of their life.
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yageman
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Quote:
usefulidiot13 said:
hey wait who said im not a shaman
I AM A SHAMAN
i have tripped 5 entire times
shaman qualifying # is 3
duhhhh
usefulidiot13,
Why dont you stop being so useful in this utterly serious thread?..........lol
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[quote]Me_Roy said:
You moron. Material is material is material. No 'thing' fixes any situation. If anything were so simple we would be living in a much better world.[/quote] <-----the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life.
Thanks shroomery.
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