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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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What hand do you use?
    #5503415 - 04/11/06 02:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I used to always use my right, it felt the most comfortable. Then when I got a computer I had to use the mouse, so my right was occupied. So for a while it was hard, but now I use my left exclusively.

I don't think I'll ever go back.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503431 - 04/11/06 02:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Alternate for maximum variety pleasure.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503435 - 04/11/06 02:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I use both :shrug:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503446 - 04/11/06 02:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

To be honest, pretty much anyone that only uses one hand is going to be massively, massively slower than someone's who's learned to do it properly.

Occasionally I'll see one of my friends doing it one-handed, and I'll be like, "Why don't you use both hands man?" and he'll just say that he never bothered to learn properly, and that it's too much bother to learn properly.

But in this day and age, it makes sense to learn how to use both. You'll save time in the long run :thumbup:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5503454 - 04/11/06 02:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

At the same time???  :shocked:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503457 - 04/11/06 02:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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adjust said:
I used to always use my right, it felt the most comfortable. Then when I got a computer I had to use the mouse, so my right was occupied. So for a while it was hard, but now I use my left exclusively.

I don't think I'll ever go back.




Exact same thing happened to me.
Left > Right


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503462 - 04/11/06 03:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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At the same time???  :shocked:




Only us specially endowed folks can pull it off, no pun intended.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503467 - 04/11/06 03:03 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

of course :wtf:

it's not that uncommon is it?

I would of thought that people that hung out on the internet all day would all use both hands :confused:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503641 - 04/11/06 03:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Both, not always at the same time though. :smirk:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5503677 - 04/11/06 03:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

The important thing is to do what feels right for you. :flowerchild:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5503691 - 04/11/06 03:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There are lots of classes that can help you learn to use both. If any of you are students, I think most universities have free courses


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Re: What hand do you use? *DELETED* [Re: OJK]
    #5503730 - 04/11/06 04:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: blink]
    #5503747 - 04/11/06 04:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I use my left...my right is busy milking my prostate


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5504157 - 04/11/06 05:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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There are lots of classes that can help you learn to use both. If any of you are students, I think most universities have free courses




:what:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: MistaMiner]
    #5504176 - 04/11/06 05:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What the hell is going on in this thread?

why is everyone being so weird?

I know some people think it's a bit sad, and you might be labelled a bit of a "nerd", but come on, if you're going to be on the internet a lot, you need to learn to use both hands so you can be quick and efficient. Do you really want to sit there whacking away with one hand for hours and hours?

Plus, there's health concerns. A lot of people these days report things like Carpal Tunnel Syndrom and Repetitive Strain Injury if you don't take the time to learn to do it properly.

If it's something you do a lot, invest the time to learn how to do it efficiently. I know some people who don't ever even look, just sit there happily using both hands, it can be dark, hell, they can even do it why their eyes closed, and they can go for hours without getting uncomfortable

I'm not that good yet, but I'm getting better :thumbup:

hell, the shroomery makes me improve, I get most of my practise posting here


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5504181 - 04/11/06 05:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I'm right handed and mostly use my right hand. However I smoke with my left. Probably due to holding a pipe with my left hand and lighting it with my right for years it just caught on with cigarettes also. :shrug:

edit: If we are talking about typing I use both hands simultaneously, always have. Took a lot of keyboarding classes throughout HS, also data entry classes, I'm actually MOUS certified in MS Word. Right now I'm using my right hand + thumb, pointer, and pinky on my left. Burned the fuck out of my middle and ring finger on my left hand but I'm still typing alright without them. :yesnod:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: MistaMiner]
    #5504184 - 04/11/06 05:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i like to sit on my left hand tell it goes numb and then use it while i pretend its not mine. try it.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: sparks8]
    #5504188 - 04/11/06 05:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

what?

why :wtf:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5504195 - 04/11/06 05:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i guess i get bored of jerking it myself? who woulda thought? heh.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: sparks8]
    #5504197 - 04/11/06 05:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

WHAT THE FUCK?

who the fuck mentioned jerking off?

for fuck's sake

eugh

fuck, is that what you thought we were talking about?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5504200 - 04/11/06 05:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5504206 - 04/11/06 05:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

damn it, again! this always happens to me, sorry carry on.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5504235 - 04/11/06 06:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: sparks8]
    #5504240 - 04/11/06 06:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

havent done it in front of the computer, so I use my right hand, most of the time


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5504735 - 04/11/06 08:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Usualy left.  I've tried to use both at the same time and i got some strange results, i just cant pull it off.

Odium, could you teach me?  You sound like an expert. :yesnod:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: RuNE]
    #5504755 - 04/11/06 08:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

a TYPING expert

you people sicken me

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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5504815 - 04/11/06 08:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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WHAT THE FUCK?

who the fuck mentioned jerking off?

for fuck's sake

eugh

fuck, is that what you thought we were talking about?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?





Well, we were all thinking that. At least I was. Maybe imma big perv.  :tongue:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: ToiletDuk]
    #5504823 - 04/11/06 08:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i was so thinking we were talking about masterbation


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: waterbug]
    #5504882 - 04/11/06 09:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I may of just possibly had a sliver of an idea what adjust meant

was trying to be teh funny  :blush:

I was particularly happy with
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Do you really want to sit there whacking away with one hand for hours and hours?


:tongue:


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5504912 - 04/11/06 09:10 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

ahh, I feel bad now

sorry the pub


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5504936 - 04/11/06 09:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:
Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
There are lots of classes that can help you learn to use both. If any of you are students, I think most universities have free courses




Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
Occasionally I'll see one of my friends doing it one-handed, and I'll be like, "Why don't you use both hands man?" and he'll just say that he never bothered to learn properly, and that it's too much bother to learn properly.




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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5505044 - 04/11/06 09:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

this thread is fucking hilarious. i SOOOOOO thought you guys were talking about jerking off.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: OJK]
    #5505221 - 04/11/06 10:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Odiumjunkie said:
WHAT THE FUCK?

who the fuck mentioned jerking off?

for fuck's sake

eugh

fuck, is that what you thought we were talking about?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?




Aww shit, i was waiting for it while reading the thread, you actually made me giggle like a little girl, good job.


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Re: What hand do you use? [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5505352 - 04/11/06 10:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:

Who the fuck mentioned anything about typing?!

This is almost as good as the "Mycology pickup lines" thread was lol


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