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 Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes 
#4312204 - 06/19/05 12:03 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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What are your favourite quotes that you or your friends have come up with, that are hugely memorable simply because you were so bent at the time that you couldnt stop laughing at them. Obviously a lot of these will be "you had to be there" type jokes, but its fun to share =) Here are a few of my most memorable (or ones that I actually CAN remember)...
"breaking my bong is like having an amputated pet. it's not as good as it used to be but you still love it"
"the Warm Yellow Blanket of Happiness has surrounded me. Its warm and yellow!!!"
"when are we ever going to eat that porridge? it seemed like such a good idea for munchies at the time"
"is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"
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 Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312223 - 06/19/05 12:08 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312226 - 06/19/05 12:09 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dude your avatar is awesome.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312244 - 06/19/05 12:15 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"It's like an orgasm in my mouth!"
Me talking about the exceptional taste of Wendy's cheeseburgers while super stoned. And then I realized what I had just said and felt like a douche.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312501 - 06/19/05 01:16 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"ahh...this is better then sex"....well it was just off the top of my head...so it was some kind of a responce...
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312556 - 06/19/05 01:31 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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my friend nad I were in my room tripping LSD
he hadn't said shit for hours
all the sudden I hear him say "I feel like a cartoon"
I died laughing
then he looked at me and said "did I say that out loud?"
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"what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I'm sippin Hennessy, riding on my muthafucking enemies" -Meek Mill.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
#4312566 - 06/19/05 01:34 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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me and my buddy were trippin off shrooms, todds first time trippin, my first time with todd and we were having an excellent time.
i looked at todd and said "Dude, we should be hippies. we're good at this"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312577 - 06/19/05 01:37 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Dude, turn off the fan its to fucking bright in here"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
#4312604 - 06/19/05 01:49 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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if I was tripping for hours on acid, I would have talked for a while...I used to trip quiet like that too..i cant do it now..I am too forward... i need to let some words out...sometimes I am quiet, but it doesnt last very long though...
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Stonerguy]
#4312607 - 06/19/05 01:50 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Its Okay mam we toded"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Stonerguy]
#4312612 - 06/19/05 01:52 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Surface tension holds your piss together, thats why we have rifles, not shotguns."
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312613 - 06/19/05 01:54 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Me and my best guy friend were sitting on the couch, completely high out of our minds, and my stomach growled. His growled immediately following, and when i went to comment on it he said "shhh! Dont interupt them"
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TrippinTeddy said:
sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.
leftysurprise said:
ive been fucking praying for 2 years that she would just get over her phobia of jizz and take a load right down the gullet for me.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Skunk420]
#4312615 - 06/19/05 01:55 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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we used to trip at christmas time
and lay under the christmas tree (well just our heads under the tree as
far under there as we could scoot) and look up into the tree thru the branches at the lights gleeming and sparkling off the ornimates and balls
it's even better if you have lights with a switch so you can change the pattern.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: TrippleNipple]
#4312621 - 06/19/05 01:57 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Once while really drunk. A friend of mine needed to get home, but lives across town, so we got my girlfriend (who was sober) to drive us over there, I went just for the hell of it cause I was drunk, whatever.
When we got there, he walks up to his door and is just standing there for a few minutes, then he walks back up to the car, and he says "Guys, I can't find my keys!" and he goes like this --> 
And the keys are hanging off one of his fingers. I'm like dude they're right there around your finger. And he says "Oh shit! These little fucks think they can be sneaky and trick me!" Then he got all pissed at his keys and threw them on his roof. He ended up sleeping at my place.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
#4312638 - 06/19/05 02:03 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was getting the best shrooms around then too..January and february this year i was shrooming so hard off of little doses..it will pick up in the fall, it is a seasonal substance..shrooms only are around certain times of the year..well from the peeps I get them from anyway...
Edited by skunk78395 (06/19/05 11:52 AM)
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4312982 - 06/19/05 04:28 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
clam said:
"is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"
what substance caused that comment?
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4312990 - 06/19/05 04:31 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:
clam said:
"is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"
what substance caused that comment?
Ignorance caused that comment my brother.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313000 - 06/19/05 04:33 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain."
-Captain Murphy
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313079 - 06/19/05 05:25 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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my two favorites are in my sig....
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
#4313081 - 06/19/05 05:31 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
joe666 said:
my friend nad I were in my room tripping LSD
he hadn't said shit for hours
all the sudden I hear him say "I feel like a cartoon"
I died laughing
then he looked at me and said "did I say that out loud?"
i started laughing after i read this one.
but here is mine. me and my friends were super stoned one night at his apt. we were watching Troy and when brad pitt takes his shirt off in a scene my friend goes "I'd do him" with a straight face. needless to say we all bust out laughing at him and he is known as "fruitcake" the rest of the night
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: LethalX5]
#4313091 - 06/19/05 05:40 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!" - Chong
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Quote:
mattzdope said:
Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:
clam said:
"is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"
what substance caused that comment?
Ignorance caused that comment my brother.
Holy shit! You got it in one!
My other quotes were all substance-induced, but that one was said by a sober friend (he's not dumb, just a little slow). Everyone else in the room at the time was stoned, however, which certainly made it more memorable.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313221 - 06/19/05 08:28 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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you guys are killing too many brain cells
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: goobler]
#4313241 - 06/19/05 08:45 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said:
you guys are killing too many brain cells
stimulating 
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313262 - 06/19/05 09:10 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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I went to my stoner-friend's place to help him change the oil in his boat engine.
He had smoked a doob 30 minutes prior, I was str8.
We couldn't understand why the oil would be SO black in a brand new motor
after only 20 hours of run time on the second oil change.
I called my bro' on my cell to see if he might have an idea of why the oil
would be SO DAMN black and while I was talkin' to my bro', my super-stoned
friend says, "Tell him it feels really oily too."
That was 3 weeks ago and stoner-friend still can't believe he said something SO stupid.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313285 - 06/19/05 09:43 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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my friend was talking to me while i was stoned and starring and I said
"you know, dont think im not listening to what your saying cuz IM definatly listening."
after 5 seconds
"actually I lied, I dont know why I got so defensive I didnt hear a word"
and then a minute later he was laughing about how stupid i was "wait what are we laughing about"
The first time me and my friends ever ate shrooms my friend was starring at the wall rocking back and forth going in and out of crying and laughing fits....when we finally asked her what was wrong she replied "The wall"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: LethalX5]
#4313405 - 06/19/05 11:49 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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A couple years ago when i was stoned/shrooming i went to a nearby gas station where an old fat lady was working, and bought a pack of gum or something.
I payed, she gave me my change, then i said "keep the tips" and did that thing where you click your tongue, point one finger with your thumb in the air and wink. I dont know why i did this but it seemed appropriate at the time. My friends i was with died laughing.
Another time i was in the car with a friend of mine and we were both real stoned, listening to some stupidass music on the radio. My friend suddenly said "man.... this makes these songs feel like CLASSICS"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: shroomer44]
#4313426 - 06/19/05 12:03 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Only 100 bowls will feed my hunger"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313552 - 06/19/05 01:16 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mines in my sig. Said it to my friend while on mushies.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4313695 - 06/19/05 02:43 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"this is the central meeting place where it all goes down"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4313703 - 06/19/05 02:46 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"the thirstier i get, the stonder i feel"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Phychotron]
#4313719 - 06/19/05 02:54 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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while tripping one of my friends said
"i swear to alcohol theres no blood in my jesus" (this is now my fav quote of all time)
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: purity]
#4313742 - 06/19/05 03:07 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh and during the same trip all the lights were turned off and we began throwing those little stars weirdos put on their ceilings and madness incurred. we eventually gathered them all 1 place and started moving them around on the ground. we started joking saying in jokingly gay voices "oh dude, you got star in my face" & "oh man im about to star". i of course was like "dude, im not star, okay! its cool if you are but im not". we laughed and went on tripping, but a couple minutes later, jp, who had been laughing ever since the incident blurts out "yeah dude, double star penetration", there was a pause, followed by hysterical laughter.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: purity]
#4313898 - 06/19/05 04:05 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"We've totally got to do that to children"
"I'm standing here, stoned, eating this sandwich and listening to this song. Isn't that weird?"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Senor_Doobie]
#4313959 - 06/19/05 04:22 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tripping NUTS on acid....two quotes....
"You're leather ahh, you're leather ummm, you're leather......."
....."You're leather NUTSACK?"
We were ascending a large hill covered with ice in the dead of winter at night....my buddy gets ahead of us and at the top of the hill stands to face us and takes off one of his fleece gloves.....
"When it gets through the fleece you know its hardcore!"
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1983-2004
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Cubieman420]
#4314001 - 06/19/05 04:34 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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While taking a walk super baked my friend was talking about cotton mouth:
"Agh! The cotton mouth army is invading me. I feel the warriors slowly fighting down my throat...SHIT! They reached my lungs! Blake...am I going to suffocate because of bad cotton mouth?"
and another time when we both we super baked we were playing with this golden toilet paper roll holder:
"Fucking...dude! It's C3PO's penis!" Then my buddy continued on to say "See Dick, see Dick run, see Dick jump, see dickreed, no not dickreed, Dick read" we were dying of laughter at this point, but he then I just had to say it "See 3 peepee, see 3 peepee run, see 3 peepee jump, see 3 peepee read" (that was in reference to C3PO's cock)
Just last night another stupid quote emerged from my friend's drunken mouth. He drank a bottle of beer (really drunk at this point), and told me he was going to go outside to throw it at my dick head neighbor. So he walks outside and I hear him go "Hey asshole!" and throw the bottle about 10 feet...only short by about 60 feet. Then he is stumbling back inside and just bashes his toes on this small doorstep. He then starts yelling and grabbing his toe for a minute, then comes over to me, looks and me for 20 seconds and says "Where'd I put my beer?" I couldn't stop laughing, and he didn't know why.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4314095 - 06/19/05 05:14 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"you should really get a multiplayer racing game for your ps2."
".....you mean like dogsleding?"
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"Whats more efficient, a skyscraper, or a pyramid?"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4314102 - 06/19/05 05:16 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I had an epiphany once. It hurt a little on the way out."
Yeah, that one wasn't very good.
Tripping while playing BREAKOUT (old school ATARI junk) is always fun:
"How many WIVES do you have in BWEAKOUT!?"
"FIVE WIVES!"
"What are the WULES of BWEAKOUT!?"
"NO CWYING, ANYTHING UNDER 100 YOU TWY AGAIN, AND NO CHEATING WITH MORE WIVES! YOU ONLY HAVE FIVE WIVES!"
And this leads to ammendments such as: "Ammendment to wule number 1: Cwying is pew... Cwying is pewmissasissa... Cwying is pewmissable, onwy when moment is wipe!"
And the best part, of course, is when the ball breaks through the layers and bounces around up top, scoring a bunch of points, and everyone screams
"BWEAKOUT!!!!"
Recommended for the early evening when spirits are high, and the early morning when spirits need a boost. Caution: BREAKOUT is extremely addicitve and possibly hazardous to health, especially mental faculty.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: shroomanic]
#4314682 - 06/19/05 08:14 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
shroomanic said:
While taking a walk super baked my friend was talking about cotton mouth:
"Agh! The cotton mouth army is invading me. I feel the warriors slowly fighting down my throat...SHIT! They reached my lungs! Blake...am I going to suffocate because of bad cotton mouth?"
and another time when we both we super baked we were playing with this golden toilet paper roll holder:
"Fucking...dude! It's C3PO's penis!" Then my buddy continued on to say "See Dick, see Dick run, see Dick jump, see dickreed, no not dickreed, Dick read" we were dying of laughter at this point, but he then I just had to say it "See 3 peepee, see 3 peepee run, see 3 peepee jump, see 3 peepee read" (that was in reference to C3PO's cock)
Just last night another stupid quote emerged from my friend's drunken mouth. He drank a bottle of beer (really drunk at this point), and told me he was going to go outside to throw it at my dick head neighbor. So he walks outside and I hear him go "Hey asshole!" and throw the bottle about 10 feet...only short by about 60 feet. Then he is stumbling back inside and just bashes his toes on this small doorstep. He then starts yelling and grabbing his toe for a minute, then comes over to me, looks and me for 20 seconds and says "Where'd I put my beer?" I couldn't stop laughing, and he didn't know why.
  
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: TM]
#4314698 - 06/19/05 08:21 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Did you ever figure out what was wrong with the engine?
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4314729 - 06/19/05 08:29 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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There's actually nothing wrong with it... We just found it strange that a brand new motor would blacken synthetic oil in just 20 hours. But that 20 hours equals about 4500 very hard and fast miles in a car, so, whatever, it runs great anyway.
But him saying that oil feels oily and finding that to be unusual was priceless.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns
I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: TM]
#4314761 - 06/19/05 08:41 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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oil is oily?
LOLOLOLOL
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guri
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: TM]
#4314789 - 06/19/05 08:49 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"If you don't wanna get drink a lot, drunk a lot."
one of my buddies attempting to say "if you dont want to get to drunk, then eat alot" after about 8 shots of vodka, and smoking weed for the first time.
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"If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? The Beatles were so fucking high, they let Ringo sing a few songs." --Bill Hicks
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swampthing
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4314798 - 06/19/05 08:53 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Only 100 bowls will feed my hunger" ... hahahaha
on mushies in a park me and my pals were chasing each other and i ran up to my pal and in some highpitched MontyPython voice say "i declare you beaten with a stick!" and gave him a good thwack on the shoulder...harharhar
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Kada
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: swampthing]
#4314818 - 06/19/05 08:58 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Evil bad, purple die.
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~The Cultivators Motherload~
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama
Live long and prosper.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: swampthing]
#4314831 - 06/19/05 09:01 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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one time we were at this girls house smoking in the basement. This basement was very strange too, like an old western bar with old bottles and a pool table. It seemed kind of dirty with dim lighting.
Anyways, my one friend said he felt someting go in his ear, then we all started talking about roaches growing in peoples ears.
We was going on and on about it with extreme detail. at this point he was moving his ear around and being very quiet. After I said something like "imagin if you had a roach in your ear and you could only see its head, but its body was down in your ear canal." then he said "awww duuude don't say that shit! "
hahaha he jumped up and started freaking out about how there was something in his ear. We all broke out with laughter. I laughed so hard my eyes felt like they deflated.
by the way there was about 4 of us sitting on these raggy looking couches and a few people playing pool. We all smoked about 3 blunts.
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shroomanic
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My friend was breathing threw his nose as hard as he could plugging and unplugging his nostrils. Told everybody his nose was whistling. We all heard it...but after that night it hasn't done it since. BTW, we each took around 8 good tokes. 
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: shroomanic]
#5533761 - 04/19/06 04:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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"patience comes to those who wait". this little piece of sage advice was the moral of some story i told whilst very high. my friends proceeded to get very weak with laughter off of it.
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Gumby
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: chino]
#5533812 - 04/19/06 04:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Stoned:
"It snows cigarettes in Georgia."
"Dude, fish have it pretty well off."
Acid:
"Energize your asshole with a cup of reindeer."
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Jackattack
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Gumby]
#5534030 - 04/19/06 05:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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"OMG this tastes so GOOD!!! what is this?"
-it's mountian dew-
"MMMMM!!! It tastes like bubblegum!! and I can see sparkles of blue purple and pink!"
Edited by Jackattack (04/19/06 05:38 PM)
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Gumby]
#5534048 - 04/19/06 05:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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"This Night is Magical!!!" Then he throws up.
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PurpleKush
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Jackattack]
#5534152 - 04/19/06 06:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shrooms:
"Of course the trees have faces!"
"I'll play with gravity later, right now I'm playing with reality."
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JacquesCousteau
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: PurpleKush]
#5534174 - 04/19/06 06:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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"Why did you grow these things to us?!?!"
A good friend of mine on his first mushroom trip. He was, I believe, essentially asking, "Why did you feed me these?" heh...
"Stop thinking you know I am..."
Same friend, same trip... I'm not sure what he was trying to express there.
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RuNE
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Jackattack]
#5534292 - 04/19/06 06:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Jackattack said:
"This Night is Magical!!!" Then he throws up.
Thats gold.
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