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OfflineRedNucleus
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My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!!
    #3960903 - 03/23/05 07:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

He used to call the cops on people who he saw drunk on the stoop of the dorm freshman year! E V E R Y O N E wanted to beat the living hell out of the little guiche, for real! It's junior year now. As of a few hours ago the guy is my new roomate. He had trouble with his old roomates; I fucking goddamn wonder why.

--my other roomate who really hates this guy just got back and i talked to him. Turns out that he is still a narc to this day. Well, vengeance will be sweet. I hope we get some awesome stories about fucking with this piece of trash.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! *DELETED* [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3960909 - 03/23/05 07:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3960911 - 03/23/05 07:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Apply your knuckles to his teeth liberally.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: blink]
    #3960913 - 03/23/05 07:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

put a dose of LSD in his drink or something.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3960914 - 03/23/05 07:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah man, you don't have to live with him.....tell the RAs or whoever ya need to talk too that you can't stand the kid. They'll separate you then, good luck.  Narcs fucking suck.  :thumbdown:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3960916 - 03/23/05 07:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dose him.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3960918 - 03/23/05 07:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, that sucks bro :frown:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3960921 - 03/23/05 07:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Can't you just kick the little shit out?


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #3960927 - 03/23/05 07:20 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Dose him.



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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #3960932 - 03/23/05 07:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Dose him.



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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3960935 - 03/23/05 07:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't dose him, especilly if he's a narc.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #3960939 - 03/23/05 07:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

ahhhhhhahahah datura weee!

how bout scopolamine :devil:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3960972 - 03/23/05 07:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dosing him: fun to talk about, not fun to deal with.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: blink]
    #3960980 - 03/23/05 07:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah....his karma will catch up with him eventually.  :hellfire:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: blink]
    #3961003 - 03/23/05 07:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Haha no need to worry. I'm just gettin my kicks.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3961008 - 03/23/05 07:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

just dose him. Usually i would say that is a horrible idea, but it would be worth whatever you pay for 2 hits or so to see him sweat it out in complete stupor and confusion for about 8 hours. Seriously.....dose this motherfucker.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #3961011 - 03/23/05 07:38 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I've never come across cid in my life dude. It's funny but no way. Good way to ruin my college career.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3961060 - 03/23/05 07:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't just harass him, that's just going to reinforce his idea that drunks/drug users are assholes.

Question his ideas. Ask him why he does it. Let him know that his actions are hurtful and childish.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Phluck]
    #3961099 - 03/23/05 07:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It must be his mission now to turn this narc into a pothead tripper!


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3961116 - 03/23/05 08:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

And don't sell him anything :shiftyeyes:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Its Pat]
    #3961121 - 03/23/05 08:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Exactly, convert him, don't turn him further against you.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Phluck]
    #3961139 - 03/23/05 08:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

DO NOT DOSE HIM, I think that comment was in jest but still... not cool!

Why do so many people feel obligated to convert the anti-drug crowd? :confused:

It shouldn't be your mission to turn him into an acid-popping cosmonaut! Level with him and counter his bullshit with facts. You're not going to convert most of the anti-drug idiots out there so don't bother trying-- just hit them with the truth.

Most of those people would just be a pain in the ass on drugs, anyway. I've known anti-drug people who've gotten high and it caused nothing but a headache-- they get all loopy and are generally a big fucking waste of pot :laugh:

I find it's best to avoid these people if possible-- otherwise I just get into civilized arguments with them for my own amusement-- and to get them thinking.

I'd get another roommate ASAP because it sounds like he'll get you busted down the road. Fuck him!


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Phluck]
    #3961142 - 03/23/05 08:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Phluck I'm level headed. The guy will not be fucked with unless he asks for it. The thing is, I'm pretty confident that he's just itching to ask for it.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3961152 - 03/23/05 08:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Kill him, stuff his body in the freezer.







Or just ignore him and outsmart the scumsucker, he's got the mythys, you have the facts


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: mantis]
    #3961153 - 03/23/05 08:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

By convert I don't mean forcibly dose, I mean change his views. You don't need to force him to take drugs, just make him tolerant of those that choose differently from him.

Forcing someone to take acid is NOT going to make them like drugs.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3961156 - 03/23/05 08:17 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Personally I wouldn't let a rat like that know my opinion on the drug war... far too likely to decide you're a bad "druggie" and start snooping into your business, trying to fuck you over.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: mantis]
    #3961213 - 03/23/05 08:29 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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DO NOT DOSE HIM, I think that comment was in jest but still... not cool!









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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: TinTree]
    #3961226 - 03/23/05 08:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Phluck, I want you here cause my conscience was telling me the same exact things you said, about trying to be decent to him. But read TinMan's post. I don't smoke or drink or anything that would get me in trouble, but I just don't want to be associated with someone who WOULD even think about doing somehting like that. He's not just against drugs- he's a big time narc for god's sake!!!


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3961253 - 03/23/05 08:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Blanket party!!! You bring the blanket, I'll bring the bats. Theres nothing worse then someone who can't mind their own business.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Bill2k]
    #3961344 - 03/23/05 08:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Get a friend to hold all your stuff so your completely clean, then frame him and narc on him.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Bill2k]
    #3961349 - 03/23/05 09:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

screw trying to "convert" anyone, whatever the hell that means, as if we are on some side of a war....chances are if you dosed him unknowingly, he would have a horrible trip and be even more against drugs than he already is....I still say dose him though.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3961370 - 03/23/05 09:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hmm

I'd basically be nice to him, I mean your stuck living with him for a while, might as well try to make it pleasant. Unless he gets one of you in trouble (who the fuck would do that anyway) I'd try to be decent to him.

Also, why does everyone suggest wasting good acid on some narc?


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #3961371 - 03/23/05 09:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I still say dose him though.




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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: tomk]
    #3961384 - 03/23/05 09:08 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

On a semi-related note, I remember being narced on one time by my roommates friend. We were having a party down the hall. A greencoat (think college age crossing gaurd/hall monitor) came by who was my roommates friend and to talk. He saw the party and called it in from the lounge. A guy in the lounge came to the party and told us all to split. We split, then the cops came. A few of us relocated across the hall to do some 'homework' and see what happened, and the cops were like "I swear there was a party here."

I told my roommate that our contract allowed us to unitarily exclude guests, and that if that guy ever came back there again, he was not allowed in, and would have the cops called on him for being in a room without permission.

That was three years ago. I still had revenge planned, I was just waiting a little longer. The guy plays a brass instrument. So, last concert of the year, I go to talk to my friends in the band, at intermission. In my pocket I would have a tissue that has been dipped in a solution of 3 drops of that super duper hot hot sauce that is like 1 billion times stronger then jalepenos and a gallon of water. I rub the tissue on his mouthpiece and return to my seat to enjoy the remainder of the show. It comes time for him to play his part, and "YEOAHHH!" he runs screaming out of the orchestra, and gets sent to the hospital! Man that would be sweet. But, as a dumb narc, the guy wasn't smart enough to finish college and I never got the chance.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3961387 - 03/23/05 09:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Dose the little biatch


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Kada]
    #3961728 - 03/23/05 10:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Smack the little bitch in the face and confront him. Stare him right in the eyes and front, front, front. Although don't bust his jaw open or anything, just make him shit his pants.

I'm not some reckless kid who advocates violence, nor do I hold any personal bias against people who don't use drugs (Asides from marijuana I use drugs incredibly liberally), but I'd say that any narc needs a good reason to do what they do. Some people just don't have lives and have to ruin others. It would be one thing if people were totally wild, so gnarly and out of control, but chances are the kid's just a narc. Smack the narc.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: tomk]
    #3961776 - 03/23/05 10:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Haha. Now, that's funny.





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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Learyfan]
    #3961814 - 03/23/05 10:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Blow weed smoke in his face when hes sleeping.  Or bake pot cookies for him. Get him blazed out of his mind. Maybe you can convert him :animal: :smoker: :rolleyes:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: IrishNation]
    #3961847 - 03/23/05 10:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Get him high on marijuana or get him really drunk. Perferably high. :thumbup: Then clear his head.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: TYL3R]
    #3961987 - 03/23/05 11:13 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

narc on him :grin:
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    #3962107 - 03/23/05 11:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3962121 - 03/23/05 11:30 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Stay as far away from this kid as possible. He's bad news. He'll probably end up getting you or one of your friends arrested.

I would definitely advise against doing anything to him... yet. Try to trip him up. Change his clock. Hide/toss his toothbrush, hell, rub the thing in the fucking toilet.

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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Dystopia]
    #3962714 - 03/24/05 01:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

OK here is what I would do.

Start vacuuming his keyboard for his dust. Talk to local gang members and encourage the gang members to spread around a rumor that your friend deals in large quantities. Get him to get his fingerprints on some gallon size zip lock bags and some printer paper. Print a 'clientle' sheet from the paper, and sprinkle some of his keyboard dust on it, put .1 grams more then the cut off for the highest penalty in the gallon bags, and sprinkle keyboard dust on that too. Add some scales, dusted with many types of pot and some cocaine dust. Add a half dozen crack rocks in vials, and 1,200 dollars cash. Get all this ready. During all this, wear gloves and a mask. At T-3 days, start adding cocaine to his coffie. At T-2 have your gang friends tell their prison friends about a deal going down at his place, they can get time off for reporting him. At T-1 day, plant the shit in the house after he goes to bed. Now, the idea is that the guy is perfectly innocent, so whenever he could say "It couldn't of been me, because blank?" we need a corresponding piece of evidence to say it is him. This is for the keyboard dust, which will make it look like he handled the stuff more. We put cocaine in his coffee because we need him to test positive for it. Steal his id one day and buy a gun in his name. Get him to hold it once, and handle the bullets. As a law enforcment clown he should be eager. Then, plant the gun with his prints next to the scales and the drugs. Call the police and say your roommate just pulled a gun on some guys who didn't have money he needed and you think drugs were involved. The testimony from the gang people in jail will corroborate events, and the planted evidence and positive drug test for cocaine will make him very vulnurable. Make sure to plant the evidence in a place the cops will be able to see it without a warrent, we don't want to give the pigs a chance to screw up.

After about the 30th year in prison he will learn it is not cool to narc.

If he is black:

Just plant the drugs, thats all the cops will need.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: tomk]
    #3963090 - 03/24/05 02:48 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

you've thought about this a lot, haven't you?


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    #3963324 - 03/24/05 03:47 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Dose him.



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How far do you want to go, because you could do a mind fuck on his arse... talk to guy find out stuff about him, it would only take one day and a night of going on the piss with him to get to know him enough, he's probably dieing to have a close friend if every one hates him... Than fuck with his mind Phobias, what make him embarrassed, his parents etc... you'll have him shaking under his bed in on time, but under no circumstances feel sorry for the guy, because then he's got you...  :evil:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: IrishNation]
    #3963355 - 03/24/05 03:54 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Blow weed smoke in his face when hes sleeping.  Or bake pot cookies for him. Get him blazed out of his mind. Maybe you can convert him :animal: :smoker: :rolleyes:



Ahhh Narc's don't trust any thing he would eat the cookie, or drink the tea... This is going to be tricky. But you could get a embarrassing photo of him doing the nasty, never miss an op. or set him up, with a 100 tone hoe. and threaten to put it all over the web on the school grounds...


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3963871 - 03/24/05 09:17 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Where is the love? So much hate in this thread.. :whoa:
Maybe his dad got killed by a coke smoking motherfucker?
Or his mom raped by a datura eating crazed tweaker?

I think you should get more personal with him and find out his motives first before going on to the drastic actions i've seen here. :nonono:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3964279 - 03/24/05 12:09 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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    #3965376 - 03/24/05 04:56 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I'm w/ Fliquid and Sever, make sure your gonna do something to the right guy.  If he is a narc, go nuts.  If it happens that his mom died from an OD or he was beat the hell out of at a frat party, hey, turn him! :laugh:


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    #3965403 - 03/24/05 05:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

it's alright. like i said before-- if he asks for it.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3965626 - 03/24/05 06:10 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Considering hes a narc hes probably a hardcore republican, which means hes probably a harcore christian, which means hes definately a complete homophobe. So after a week or so living with him if you think hes gonna be a problem start making passes at him, walk around your room completely naked, and put up a picture of brad pitt shirtless as your computer background. Theres absolutely nothing he could do about it except for requesting a move or possibly perpetrating a hate crime, which would be ideal in this situation.

While the other ideas are all about the hate, this one is all about the love, the gay love.


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    #3965698 - 03/24/05 06:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

wow you're a smart man. yeah here's an article he wrote that was published in the school paper, and then later removed from the paper's online archives! I bet they realized how much total fucking garbage it is :-D

"Same-sex marriage rights unconstitutional"

It is amazing to think about how far America has progressed in politics, economics - and most of all - religion. The founding fathers built America on a solid Christian foundation. It is written all over the buildings in Washington D.C. - Bible verses and the Ten Commandments inscribed in the Supreme Court. Even the major colleges, including Rutgers (Dutch Reformed), Harvard (Puritan), Princeton (Presbyterian) and William and Mary (Anglican) had a religious affiliation. Yet today, these same schools are filled with liberal professors who can easily infiltrate the minds of their students.
The Constitution, as we all know, is the blueprint of the United States government. As it appears, there is no direct reference to God or Jesus in the document - with the exception of "In the Year of our Lord." However, the original state constitutions obviously have Christian framework. When the Constitution was being forged, Christianity was split by many denominations. Therefore, the delegates from each state agreed they should not establish an official church - the First Amendment - and avoid giving a religious test for national office - Article VI. By doing this, they kept religion at the state level. In effect, each state originally did give a thorough test to ensure its offices maintained integrity. Based upon this practice, it would be ideal that the Constitution would spell out major Christian guidelines if the legislators thought America might end up a secular society.
Now atheists constantly redefine "freedom of religion" to "freedom from religion." This misinterpretation allows indoctrination of ideas and beliefs in public school systems but abolishes Christian teachings completely - yet before the 1960s, most textbooks said God created the universe. And now we proceed to another major debate: Are same-sex marriages constitutional?
As I have concluded, America is built on a Christian foundation, which is built on the Bible. The Bible teaches that homosexuality is unacceptable. Rules such as these lead people to believe the Bible is racist, sexist, discriminatory and - most ludicrous - "unconstitutional." However, one should not take the Bible out of context and hold it to argument. As the Bible says - and quoted by President George W. Bush when asked for his thoughts on legal gay marriages - "all have sinned" (Romans 3:23). Being gay is not genetic, nor is it a disease. It is an action, and it is a sin. There is much debate about what influences a person to be gay. However, there is also debate about what causes someone to grow into a rapist or a murderer. Nevertheless, these are all actions chosen by one's free will.
The Constitution is under Christian influence, so why are homosexuals and atheists allowed to interpret it as if it were written by a secular source? Clearly, it is not constitutional to deviate from the rules of the Bible, including the granting of marriage rights to same-sex couples. However, if America wants to become secular and redirect the Constitution, it will have to destroy the Christian foundation it is built upon. Congress will no longer have reason to not be in session on Sunday, the Sabbath day. In effect, America will change, and already is changing.
We used to be a strong nation, but will this change make us stronger? I could only imagine what our founding fathers would have to say about that.



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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3965764 - 03/24/05 06:51 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Wow, he is most definately a terrible person, comparing homosexuals to rapists and murderers.
You'll have to keep us updated on new developments in this story.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Twister]
    #3965940 - 03/24/05 07:32 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

on almost any college campus, you could get him this way. Get a buddy to come over, and when he would walk in, be shirtless in bed with the other guy. Have the recorder going, and record his reaction. Compare his reaction to the rules on campus. Then bust him with your evidence. Problem solved.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3965945 - 03/24/05 07:33 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

so...  tomorrow when you get back from class, if he's home act all
happy that it's Friday and give him a great big hug  :heart:  :hug: :penis:



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    #3966020 - 03/24/05 07:55 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Get him to move out. Blast death metal at all times and perform Satanic rituals in the room.


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    #3966097 - 03/24/05 08:20 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Be as disgusting as possible.

Also, make lots of priest jokes.


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    #3966106 - 03/24/05 08:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah...that's a great idea, either do Satanic rituals or practice Wicca...he'll be gone in no time.


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    #3966107 - 03/24/05 08:26 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

nudity scares narcs


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    #3966114 - 03/24/05 08:28 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

You should slip him some acid and then act like a flaming homosexual!! :evil:We will see what he's made of then!! :eek: :devil:


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    #3966122 - 03/24/05 08:33 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Ya. Just decorate the room with pentagrams. If you don't have any Meshuggah albums, make sure to get some, and play them non-stop.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: blissedout]
    #3966141 - 03/24/05 08:41 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Man everyone is talking about slipping him some 'cid...
Maybe I should start narcing maybe then I'll get a little 'cid thrown my way :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :nonono: :grin: :grin:

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P.S. I was kidding about narcing nothing pisses me off more..
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    #3966144 - 03/24/05 08:41 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Seven meshuggah albums downloading...


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    #3966152 - 03/24/05 08:43 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Don't forget the morbid angel!  :penis:


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    #3966153 - 03/24/05 08:44 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

why dont you just poke him?
dont stop till he leaves
as soon as he walks inb the door start pokin him with your finger (or a long stick if you dont want to get narc juice on your hand) dont even say a word to him
just poke poke poke

hmmmm you know i actualythought that was a good idea whan i started this post :dumblol:


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: notapillow]
    #3966161 - 03/24/05 08:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

you need evil metal like agathodaimon


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    #3966162 - 03/24/05 08:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Get a band called 'Wormed' and play that constantly


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    #4386892 - 07/09/05 03:20 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I think you should try to talk to him like a civilized person so he doesn't get even more prejudaced, and so you don't make your own lifestyle look bad.


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    #4386941 - 07/09/05 03:55 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I think it'd make your own lifestyle look funny. Everybody but him should know your just pretending to be gay. He starts freaking out, asks to move out and you basically wrecked him while you get a great laugh.


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    #4386976 - 07/09/05 04:14 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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why dont you just poke him?
dont stop till he leaves
as soon as he walks inb the door start pokin him with your finger (or a long stick if you dont want to get narc juice on your hand) dont even say a word to him
just poke poke poke






Do this one  :poke:


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    #4386987 - 07/09/05 04:21 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

This thread is teh old.


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    #7308646 - 08/18/07 10:29 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

So what ended up happening, RedNucleus?


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: The Crow]
    #7308839 - 08/18/07 11:44 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Why are you bumping threads from two years ago?


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    #7309083 - 08/19/07 01:26 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

snitches get ditches


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #7309339 - 08/19/07 03:14 AM (5 years, 8 months ago)

yea definately dose him on some liquid lsd lol .


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    #7310263 - 08/19/07 01:18 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

This happened 2 years ago. I just want to know what RedNulceus did about it.:shrug:


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    #7310701 - 08/19/07 03:23 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

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Considering hes a narc hes probably a hardcore republican, which means hes probably a harcore christian, which means hes definately a complete homophobe. So after a week or so living with him if you think hes gonna be a problem start making passes at him, walk around your room completely naked, and put up a picture of brad pitt shirtless as your computer background. Theres absolutely nothing he could do about it except for requesting a move or possibly perpetrating a hate crime, which would be ideal in this situation.

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    #7310786 - 08/19/07 03:45 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

hang out naked all day in the room! If you are old enough to drink legally in the dorm, make sure to down some brews too!


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: TODAY]
    #7310873 - 08/19/07 04:13 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

He's not a police officer narc is he? Just a kid who narcs on everyone? You could file a complaint and ask for a move or have him moved, you could fuck with him a bit, or you could just ask him to leave. Just tell him you and he won't get along and to ask for a request for another bleh I'm stoned.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Maverick]
    #7311163 - 08/19/07 05:41 PM (5 years, 8 months ago)

It's been stated enough times this happened 2 years ago.
Crow just wants to know the outcome.


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Re: My new roommate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: RedNucleus]
    #8452723 - 05/27/08 11:38 PM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I'd accidentally leave fake acid blotter laying around. Maybe a zip-lock of oregano or a vial of corn starch, shit like that. :tongue2:


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Re: My new roommate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: BrandNewbie]
    #8452846 - 05/28/08 12:05 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Or you would; IF THIS HADN'T HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO!


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Boom]
    #8453242 - 05/28/08 01:26 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

I would talk philosophy with the guy. Most likely it would drive the authoritative type insane and he will move out.


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Boom]
    #8453253 - 05/28/08 01:29 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

massive i mean huge dose of L should straiten him up


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    #8453403 - 05/28/08 02:18 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: KarenTandy]
    #8453418 - 05/28/08 02:23 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Did you miss the part where this thread is 3 years old?


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Re: My new roomate is the freshman year NARC!!!!! Just my fucking luck!! [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8453618 - 05/28/08 03:36 AM (4 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Entropymancer said:
Did you miss the part where this thread is 3 years old?




I think I can answer that question: Yes


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