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 How often do you masturbate? 
#3476119 - 12/10/04 02:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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jerk, flog the dolphin, slap the skin tube, milk the cow, squeeze the 11th finger, smack around the hairless cat from austin powers, whatever do you call it(uh, sorry ladies, i don't know what you call it or if you even call it anything), how often do you do it per week on average? This poll is broken down between men and women so please vote honestly and in your respective poll.  feel free to let us all know what special name you have chosen to name your hobby.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3477679 - 12/10/04 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Atleast 2 times a week to stay healthy 
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: sublimistri]
#3477911 - 12/10/04 07:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seven times a week
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Ravus]
#3478718 - 12/10/04 10:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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7, or until I start bleeding.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3480572 - 12/11/04 05:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i must be a retard, i voted for 9 in the girl's poll on accident...ugh, i must be drunk at 2am right now...durg.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3480692 - 12/11/04 06:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol, you voted wrong on your own poll.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: pshawny]
#3481222 - 12/11/04 12:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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it can't get more retarded than that!!
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3481236 - 12/11/04 12:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once a day is healthy haha.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Kenny7822]
#3481566 - 12/11/04 02:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This kind of weird, hm?
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 Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: OddEye]
#3485716 - 12/12/04 12:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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once a week, whoever voted 21+ has alot of time on their hands
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Kenny7822]
#3485963 - 12/12/04 01:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kenny7822 said:
Once a day is healthy haha.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: ChingChong]
#3489414 - 12/13/04 03:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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once a week, whoever voted 21+ has alot of time on their hands
not only time on their hands, not only time ... 
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3492706 - 12/13/04 07:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn. I was wondering who the chick was who likes to get off so much. Damn.
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man... I love drum and bass
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: MovingTarget]
#3492828 - 12/13/04 07:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Givin the right drum and bass i could prolly wack off just to the sound of it
possibly hehe
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Quote:
supernova said:
Damn. I was wondering who the chick was who likes to get off so much. Damn.
lol...oops
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3502002 - 12/15/04 04:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would say about once a day, but there are days I'm too busy/exhausted so I voted for 6.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3502172 - 12/15/04 05:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I picked 9 because there's some days when 1's not enough. But then again, there's also some days when I don't feel like it.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: silversoul7]
#3502188 - 12/15/04 05:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think Zoloft has fucked with my sex drive hardcore. I rarely masturbate more than twice a week. Zoloft also makes it harder to get off (not something the women complain about though).
Before the Zoloft it was like 1-2 times a day... lol
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
#3502967 - 12/15/04 11:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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depends on the situation. sometimes 2 times a day  oh well..
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: ShroomOmatic]
#3503356 - 12/15/04 01:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I put 7 but that's kind of an estimation, it varies from week to week, depends mainly on how busy I am, and how much real girly lovin I'm gettin, sometimes I'll only do it 2 or 3 times a week, other times I might do it 4 times in a day...... why the fuck am I sharing this with all of you?
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: thegnomeking]
#3536785 - 12/23/04 07:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If I miss a day, I do it twice the next time... Same with stop signs!
Translation ... Days to Age...
Males...
0 = 48, married to ugly chick that puts out a lot
1 = 38, married to hot chick, but he looses the sex argument
2 = 28, single and playin'
3 = 23, single and too busy to get away from PS2
4 = 20, girlfriend puts out a lot, but this fills my time
5 = 18, girlfriend is bi, and PS2 is broken
6 = 17, both girlfriends put out a lot, and PS2 works fine... these were done before dinner
7 = 16, "Green Day", "All By Myself"
8 = 15, 7 days a week, and twice on friday
9 = All ages, Keep trying, you'll finish at least once this week!
10+ = Impossible without the aid of a toy... or your right arm is twice teh size of your left...
Females
0 = 50, All done
1 = 40, Second wind, hubby still thinks he finished you that week
2 = 30, married, hubby still thinks he finished you that week, so did the gardener...
3 = 25, Damn, girl... leave her man alone!
4 = 20, you must work at a strip club... I don't think those times count!
5 = 18, single, playing the field, and still can't get an "O"
6 = 16, Every day except sunday
7 = 15, I should be thrown in jail just for writing this!
8 = None, unless you count "Dry-Humping" your cell phone.
25+ = 25, Hot chick with a tight camel-toe at a strip club... Don't think those times count eather!
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#3539703 - 12/24/04 05:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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21+ of unless I am with a woman....then I dont need to jack it...masturbating more makes your sex drive a lot more I think...but I can say I have done it even more to the point of splitting the skin on my dick.... 
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Skunk420]
#3541466 - 12/25/04 04:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
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but I can say I have done it even more to the point of splitting the skin on my dick....
Lubricant and lotion.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
#3541491 - 12/25/04 05:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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every 15 of the hour
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: sos]
#3541857 - 12/25/04 11:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yup looks like I'm on the high end of the poll. 
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: BitterPill]
#3543439 - 12/26/04 01:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i like your chart laughingjim. very accurate
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mrhowdy]
#3550439 - 12/27/04 11:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I spent minutes doing research for that one!
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: LaughingJim]
#3550444 - 12/27/04 11:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Would have been quicker, but I had to stop and crank one out!...
That took at least three minutes off my study time!
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: LaughingJim]
#3580156 - 01/04/05 05:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would like to masturbate much much more often, but I have an annoyingly low sex drive and can't get turned on enough to enjoy it as frequently as I'd like to. I think I can attribute that to bad health, something i'm working on. Drinking lots of ginger tea seems to get things moving right, so I think i'll get back on that stuff.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: NiamhNyx]
#4376289 - 07/06/05 05:28 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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hoho i see
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: liman]
#4377618 - 07/06/05 11:09 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, I jerk it once a week to release the tension.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: MUSHVROOM]
#4382902 - 07/08/05 06:48 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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Usually once every 3-4 days, but sometimes I intentionally "go for records" of not jacking of for long periods of time. Then it feels really, really good, when I get high and jack off after all that time.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: int]
#4385413 - 07/09/05 12:02 AM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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usually 7 a week but lately i dunno its been like 2 to 4 times a day.
yea having sex over 10 times in an afternoon is not something i would advise unless you have a Calais on your dick. heh
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#4396600 - 07/12/05 06:31 PM (7 years, 10 months ago) |
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This week has been a crazy ass week....i mastubated 17 times in 3 days! i dont know why but I was so horney... I think it was cuz i hadnt done it in over a week cuz ive been so damn busy.
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wow dude..
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Locus]
#4431715 - 07/21/05 03:31 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sometimes up to 4 times in one day, and sometimes go days without doing it.....don't really have a pattern or average.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: rogue_pixie]
#4447476 - 07/24/05 06:46 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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4 = 20, you must work at a strip club...
heh 420 
i chose 9, theres usualy a few days where once wasn't enough.
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EmbracingShadows said:
This week has been a crazy ass week....i mastubated 17 times in 3 days! i dont know why but I was so horney... I think it was cuz i hadnt done it in over a week cuz ive been so damn busy.
its addictive isn't it. when you do it a few times in one day. the next day it will be soooooooo easy to get hard and horny. and then the cycle just spins out of control until your dick just up and quits on you from overuse.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: sander]
#4452981 - 07/26/05 12:34 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Call me crazy, but anything after 3 times in one day and the wang just wont have anymore of it. I'm lucky to masturbate more than 3 times a WEEK, let alone in one day.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: LaughingJim]
#4484781 - 08/02/05 11:29 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
LaughingJim said:
If I miss a day, I do it twice the next time... Same with stop signs!
Translation ... Days to Age...
Males...
0 = 48, married to ugly chick that puts out a lot
1 = 38, married to hot chick, but he looses the sex argument
2 = 28, single and playin'
3 = 23, single and too busy to get away from PS2
4 = 20, girlfriend puts out a lot, but this fills my time
5 = 18, girlfriend is bi, and PS2 is broken
6 = 17, both girlfriends put out a lot, and PS2 works fine... these were done before dinner
7 = 16, "Green Day", "All By Myself"
8 = 15, 7 days a week, and twice on friday
9 = All ages, Keep trying, you'll finish at least once this week!
10+ = Impossible without the aid of a toy... or your right arm is twice teh size of your left...
Females
0 = 50, All done
1 = 40, Second wind, hubby still thinks he finished you that week
2 = 30, married, hubby still thinks he finished you that week, so did the gardener...
3 = 25, Damn, girl... leave her man alone!
4 = 20, you must work at a strip club... I don't think those times count!
5 = 18, single, playing the field, and still can't get an "O"
6 = 16, Every day except sunday
7 = 15, I should be thrown in jail just for writing this!
8 = None, unless you count "Dry-Humping" your cell phone.
25+ = 25, Hot chick with a tight camel-toe at a strip club... Don't think those times count eather!
i just switch hands back and forth and they get tired.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
#4504793 - 08/06/05 09:41 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent
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to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent
Same with me, but probably only 6 times or so a week.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
#16150581 - 04/28/12 11:53 AM (1 year, 25 days ago) |
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I masturbate all the time, and on many occasions it has had me kicked out of shops and libraries. I will admit that I have been marginally improved in my ability to control the urge to masturbate when in public, but I always have fear of being seen with my hands down my pants in a public place.
Much of my tendency to masturbate is for titillation pure and simple: masturbating I have always felt to make me focus more on extremely imaginative stories like people flying or being able to live for long periods without food and water.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mianfei]
#16151286 - 04/28/12 03:40 PM (1 year, 25 days ago) |
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You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#16958882 - 10/03/12 03:20 PM (7 months, 15 days ago) |
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18% of ladies don't masturbate? Ya'll are missing out.
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Jadecrayon]
#16961027 - 10/03/12 08:48 PM (7 months, 14 days ago) |
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i do it 3-4 times a day or i'd be humping trees , fire hydrants, anything with curves
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so apparently i posted here 7 years ago lol
idk 3 times a week or so ?
uh .. i happen to be a nerd with a girlfriend 
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
#16970008 - 10/05/12 07:00 AM (7 months, 13 days ago) |
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You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.
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