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 Mindzpore
Psychedelicious
Registered: 04/05/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Reject the concept of loc...
Last seen: 7 months, 7 days
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 Re: How often do you masturbate?  [Re: LaughingJim]
#4484781 - 08/02/05 11:29 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
LaughingJim said:
If I miss a day, I do it twice the next time... Same with stop signs!
Translation ... Days to Age...
Males...
0 = 48, married to ugly chick that puts out a lot
1 = 38, married to hot chick, but he looses the sex argument
2 = 28, single and playin'
3 = 23, single and too busy to get away from PS2
4 = 20, girlfriend puts out a lot, but this fills my time
5 = 18, girlfriend is bi, and PS2 is broken
6 = 17, both girlfriends put out a lot, and PS2 works fine... these were done before dinner
7 = 16, "Green Day", "All By Myself"
8 = 15, 7 days a week, and twice on friday
9 = All ages, Keep trying, you'll finish at least once this week!
10+ = Impossible without the aid of a toy... or your right arm is twice teh size of your left...
Females
0 = 50, All done
1 = 40, Second wind, hubby still thinks he finished you that week
2 = 30, married, hubby still thinks he finished you that week, so did the gardener...
3 = 25, Damn, girl... leave her man alone!
4 = 20, you must work at a strip club... I don't think those times count!
5 = 18, single, playing the field, and still can't get an "O"
6 = 16, Every day except sunday
7 = 15, I should be thrown in jail just for writing this!
8 = None, unless you count "Dry-Humping" your cell phone.
25+ = 25, Hot chick with a tight camel-toe at a strip club... Don't think those times count eather!
i just switch hands back and forth and they get tired.
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mrmadnessrises
mastermind
Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 11
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
#4504793 - 08/06/05 09:41 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent 
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scatmanrav
Brainy Smurf
Registered: 05/08/04
Posts: 11,483
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Last seen: 4 months, 11 days
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Quote:
mrmadnessrises said:
to much, lol i have a steady girfriend and i have sex way to much but even after i still masturbate just to get to sleep... 10 times a week atleast im honest i know half these people arent
Same with me, but probably only 6 times or so a week.
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 mianfei
Mr.
Registered: 05/23/10
Posts: 54
Loc: Victoria, Australia 
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Mindzpore]
#16150581 - 04/28/12 11:53 AM (1 year, 21 days ago) |
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I masturbate all the time, and on many occasions it has had me kicked out of shops and libraries. I will admit that I have been marginally improved in my ability to control the urge to masturbate when in public, but I always have fear of being seen with my hands down my pants in a public place.
Much of my tendency to masturbate is for titillation pure and simple: masturbating I have always felt to make me focus more on extremely imaginative stories like people flying or being able to live for long periods without food and water.
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Gumby
Fishnologist
Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 25,805
Loc: BRICK CITY, NIGGA!
Last seen: 15 hours, 16 minutes
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: mianfei]
#16151286 - 04/28/12 03:40 PM (1 year, 21 days ago) |
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You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.
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Jadecrayon
Erotic Baker
Registered: 10/02/12
Posts: 109
Loc: USA
Last seen: 2 days, 13 hours
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: TODAY]
#16958882 - 10/03/12 03:20 PM (7 months, 11 days ago) |
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18% of ladies don't masturbate? Ya'll are missing out.
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mapleleafmarijuana
Lost
Registered: 03/08/12
Posts: 1,489
Loc: Alberta, Canada 
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Jadecrayon]
#16961027 - 10/03/12 08:48 PM (7 months, 11 days ago) |
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i do it 3-4 times a day or i'd be humping trees , fire hydrants, anything with curves
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ohmatic
searcher
Registered: 02/28/04
Posts: 6,372
Loc: europe
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so apparently i posted here 7 years ago lol
idk 3 times a week or so ?
uh .. i happen to be a nerd with a girlfriend 
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Niffla
Welterweight
Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 6,924
Loc: Houston, TX
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Re: How often do you masturbate? [Re: Gumby]
#16970008 - 10/05/12 07:00 AM (7 months, 9 days ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
You replied to a 6 year old thread about jacking off. Congrats to you, sir.
Lmfao
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