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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Who wants to get married?

#3107033 - 09/08/04 04:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm getting old and lonely. My man lives to far away and I don't want to wait for him anymore. I just want to get married and start my life over with someone new....I'll get rid of the BF!
Anyone interested?

p.s. Lots of stamina is a plus! :thumbup:

I am really bored right now

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3107068 - 09/08/04 05:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

no law binding contracts on my relationships.

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3107085 - 09/08/04 05:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm already wed, otherwise I'd definately consider it! :wink:

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3107234 - 09/08/04 07:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

arent you still married?

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Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)

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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: wrestler_az]
#3107264 - 09/08/04 07:50 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Shhh
only by law! :smirk:

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3107385 - 09/08/04 09:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

As long as he's not off at war or some shit than go for it, but I think it is HIGHLY evil of a lass to desert her man when he was at war :P

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Cyber
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3107493 - 09/08/04 10:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

p.s. Lots of stamina is a plus!

I would but I am married and have a girlfriend.
Man they need to make polygamy legal!

As for stamina I only last about 2 hours. 6 if on shrooms :wink:

For those who would get upset over the fact that I have a wife and a girlfriend. Both know of the other and accept it. I have had my wife for 13 years and my girlfriend for 10 years. If the law would have allowed, I would have married both!

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Annom
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: Cyber]
#3107513 - 09/08/04 11:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Would you accept it if your wife has a boyfriend?

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Cyber
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: Annom]
#3107518 - 09/08/04 11:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Annom said:
Would you accept it if your wife has a boyfriend?

Yes

I was once asked what I would do if I came home and found my wife in bed with another man. To which I responded, "I would say: Hot dam, Threesome!" And then proceed to take my close off and join in. :thumbup:

Edited by Cyber (09/08/04 11:19 AM)

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: Cyber]
#3107524 - 09/08/04 11:18 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ok... that's great!

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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: RoKiSdEaD]
#3108230 - 09/08/04 03:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

RoKiSdEaD said:
As long as he's not off at war or some shit than go for it, but I think it is HIGHLY evil of a lass to desert her man when he was at war :P

He is not at war. Just far away and I'm impatient! :smirk:

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silversoul7
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3108366 - 09/08/04 04:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no. I'll have sex with you, though.

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: silversoul7]
#3108382 - 09/08/04 04:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no. I'll have sex with you, though.

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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: silversoul7]
#3108422 - 09/08/04 04:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no. I'll have sex with you, though.

I'll pass. :grin:

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3109309 - 09/08/04 07:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Let's see your picture, other than those saucy lips.

If you look like her
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I'll fly over to wherever you are right now and get on one knee...

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3109432 - 09/08/04 07:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm gonna get married.

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Suffer
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3110222 - 09/08/04 10:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I voted "some other time" simply because women have dicked me over in the past, and im not trying anymore. I think the last thing i really want in life now is another "relationship"... they all suck so much...

eh... maybe someday...
but to bide the time... i do have fun piercings :penis:

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3110340 - 09/08/04 10:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

+maririage is deth

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Edited by muse_sick (09/14/04 11:48 PM)

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silversoul7
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3110341 - 09/08/04 10:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Quote:

silversoul7 said:
No offense, but you seem kinda fucked in the head, so no. I'll have sex with you, though.

I'll pass.

Your loss

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: Suffer]
#3111601 - 09/09/04 02:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Suffer said:
I voted "some other time" simply because women have dicked me over in the past, and im not trying anymore. I think the last thing i really want in life now is another "relationship"... they all suck so much...

eh... maybe someday...
but to bide the time... i do have fun piercings

Except for the fun piercings, that sounds like my story....

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3113442 - 09/09/04 02:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i won't marry you but we can pretend.

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chinadoll
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3115479 - 09/09/04 09:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Been there for 21 years come the first of October. :heart:

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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: chinadoll]
#3116308 - 09/10/04 12:23 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

wow....I want to be there someday!

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3122166 - 09/11/04 02:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'll never get married. It's a meaningless structure imposed by the state and my organized religion to control women. If I love someone enough that I want to spend the rest of my life with them that's what I'll do, perhaps have a small informal ceremony of our own invention with friends and family, but none of that legal shit.

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3128552 - 09/13/04 06:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You never answered my question desiree.

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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: daba]
#3128977 - 09/13/04 12:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

daba said:
You never answered my question desiree.

I wish I looked this hot! :heart:

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3133667 - 09/14/04 11:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i wont leaglly marry you, but we can have a wedding and such, just no papers.
and ive got stamina, hours and hours of stamina

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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: ZippoZ]
#3136120 - 09/14/04 09:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
i wont leaglly marry you, but we can have a wedding and such, just no papers.
and ive got stamina, hours and hours of stamina

w00t!! I do!! :thumbup:

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Re: Who wants to get married?

[Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3138891 - 09/15/04 03:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"the plural of spouse is spice"

(attributed to lazarus long)

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