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So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . .
    #16498552 - 07/08/12 10:56 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Start to feel like I need to drop a deuce, good thing I didn't just plop down. I can see something in the back of the toilet where stuff goes and realize it's snake scales. So I flush and it moves into the pipe, but of course the toilet backs up. So then start to plunge and maybe encourage the fucker to go back where it came from. Take the plunger off and eventually the snake sticks its head out so I swat at it with the plunger and it retreats. Right now the plunger is just stuck over the toilet hole. Really hope that bastard just leaves and I don't have to deal with em' again. Think it was a prairie snake.

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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16498560 - 07/08/12 10:58 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Pics please!!


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: Doc_T]
    #16498564 - 07/08/12 10:59 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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Doc_T said:
Pics please!!


Seriously!  That's pretty awesome.


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16498575 - 07/08/12 11:03 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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Start to feel like I need to drop a deuce, good thing I didn't just plop down. I can see something in the back of the toilet where stuff goes and realize it's snake scales. So I flush and it moves into the pipe, but of course the toilet backs up. So then start to plunge and maybe encourage the fucker to go back where it came from. Take the plunger off and eventually the snake sticks its head out so I swat at it with the plunger and it retreats. Right now the plunger is just stuck over the toilet hole. Really hope that bastard just leaves and I don't have to deal with em' again. Think it was a prairie snake.

:hillbilly:



Dude. That is fucking nuts. And I like snakes, too. But seeing a wild snake in the toilet?!?! Fuuuccckkk.


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #16498586 - 07/08/12 11:05 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Couldn't find my camera earlier, right now I can only provide a pic of the plunger suctioned to the toilet in case the fucker is still there.

Would it be fucked off if I poured some lye in the toilet?


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16498588 - 07/08/12 11:06 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

so crazy!

I'm not a fan of snakes. I don't think I'd be able to shit for a week if that happened to me.


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #16498592 - 07/08/12 11:07 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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Quote:

Doc_T said:
Pics please!!


Seriously!  That's pretty awesome.



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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: pyrate999]
    #16498607 - 07/08/12 11:12 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Fortunately I  have two toilets, but yeah. . . now I lean all awkward so that I can keep an eye on the toilet hole while I'm taking a dump just in case.

I just went back and flushed the toilet, seemed to flush well so I assume the fucker is gone.


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16498643 - 07/08/12 11:26 AM (10 months, 10 days ago)

:eek:


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis] * 3
    #16498744 - 07/08/12 12:03 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

maybe it was one of your earlier poops seeking revenge.


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: indica] * 1
    #16498753 - 07/08/12 12:04 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

that wasn't a snake it was just my dick hanging down in my toilet bowl from the other side of the country, don't be alarmed.


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: pfxtc]
    #16498833 - 07/08/12 12:17 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

don't you hate it when you flush your dick down the toilet?


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: indica]
    #16498874 - 07/08/12 12:23 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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don't you hate it when you flush your dick down the toilet?



yeah luckily i have a trampoline infront of the toilet that i just jump on and it basically roto rooters the bitch back out

the image in my head almost had me on the floor laughing


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: pfxtc]
    #16498892 - 07/08/12 12:27 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

I guess it's a good thing I couldn't find the tree clippers and cut the head off then. . .

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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16498898 - 07/08/12 12:30 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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I guess it's a good thing I couldn't find the tree clippers and cut the head off then. . .

:feelsbadman:



we thank you wholedickedly


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16498900 - 07/08/12 12:31 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

You should of grabbed the fucker and pulled his head off


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
    #16498923 - 07/08/12 12:35 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Or rubbed it until it threw up. :naughty:


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis] * 1
    #16498937 - 07/08/12 12:38 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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Couldn't find my camera earlier, right now I can only provide a pic of the plunger suctioned to the toilet in case the fucker is still there.

Would it be fucked off if I poured some lye in the toilet?



yeah i know that would be my dilemma too; obviously you can kill the thing but would rather it not come to that, especially a horrible lye death. id probably just drop the deuce and hope that would scare the bugger off hehe


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16498948 - 07/08/12 12:39 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

I'm wondering where you're gonna poop :cookiemonster:


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    #16498959 - 07/08/12 12:41 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

:derpyouverymuch: Alll these motherfuckin' snakes in the motherfuckin' toilet!


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: unam sanctum]
    #16498971 - 07/08/12 12:44 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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I'm wondering where you're gonna poop :cookiemonster:



I'm wondering whether the snake will come out of the toilet one night and kill him in his sleep.


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: Doc_T]
    #16498974 - 07/08/12 12:45 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

Or worse, slither into his asshole while he sleeps *shudders*


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    #16499052 - 07/08/12 01:05 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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Or worse, slither into his asshole while he sleeps *shudders*


umm, you're turning me on! :blush:


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16499084 - 07/08/12 01:13 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

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Start to feel like I need to drop a deuce, good thing I didn't just plop down. I can see something in the back of the toilet where stuff goes and realize it's snake scales. So I flush and it moves into the pipe, but of course the toilet backs up. So then start to plunge and maybe encourage the fucker to go back where it came from. Take the plunger off and eventually the snake sticks its head out so I swat at it with the plunger and it retreats. Right now the plunger is just stuck over the toilet hole. Really hope that bastard just leaves and I don't have to deal with em' again. Think it was a prairie snake.

:hillbilly:





you been watching "Porky's"  haven't you?



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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: trampis]
    #16499697 - 07/08/12 03:42 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

GTFO. that's terrifying. i've let my imagination go there and told myself "that will never happen". you've woken me out of my comfortable sleep. :megacrankey:


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Re: So, there was/is a snake in the toilet. . . [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #16499760 - 07/08/12 03:56 PM (10 months, 10 days ago)

I will be doing a pre-dump flush from here on out.

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