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 CounterCulturest
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 Girls faking it... So annoying... 
#15987269 - 03/23/12 09:32 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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So this girl I'm with. Man she can just totally kill me sometimes. The other night we hop in the sack and get the dirty things going. The second I slide myself into her she starts screaming my name VERY loud. She just kept screaming. It was a huge buzzkill. I could understand if she did some fake moans towards the end just for my sake but this was the most exasterbated shit Ive ever seen. My whole apartment building was probably annoyed with her as well (3am in the morning and all you are woken up to "Oh Gabe, yes Gabe yes") It was like that typical porno where the girl starts to scream when she is getting her nipples toyed. It was wayyyy overboard.
It just got me thinking. When chicks fake it they just wont get anywhere.
It's all about that communication !
Girl-if you're feelin it, let me know. If you need something more, let me know.
I wanna make sure we both get feeling good know ?
Anyone had an experience like that ? total overkill. She likes me a lot. Way to much. And I'm guessing that this is why she was putting on some weird act. Its lame.
Honesty works soooo much better with me fellas.
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dwtk
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: GrimTroll] 3
#15987478 - 03/23/12 10:28 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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tell her you wanna be kinky and use a ball gag so she can't yell 
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: dwtk]
#15987520 - 03/23/12 10:37 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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dwtk said:
tell her you wanna be kinky and use a ball gag so she can't yell
Good idea. I'll see what she thinks about it lol. She is mighty nymphy so far so she might just be down lol.
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dwtk
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hell if you really wanna get kinky and you're too cheap to buy that, just tell her to pretend she's asleep 
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If it were me I would tell her that you know she faked it and want to help her reach legitimate climax. Either you two get to experiment and have fun or she gets offended and never talks to you again. Truth be told, that would get old pretty fucking fast so either way you win. If she has a semblance of maturity she will find your honesty attractive.
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My ex did this the last time we fucked, when she knew I was about to dump her, so for me it was just a huge facepalm.
Though telling a girl you know she faked it sounds awkward, I just bend them over and tell them they better yell into the pillow, or I will DSHSB.
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: c1dh3d]
#15989992 - 03/24/12 03:24 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe at first but she won't fake it anymore. Or she keeps faking it if you don't say anything.  Maybe another option is to give her more oral attention before penetration until she orgasms.
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Anonymous #1
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The first girl I ever slept with faked it. After that, it took me years and years to figure out how to please a woman.
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Azure Essence
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15991567 - 03/24/12 11:02 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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This is when you hold her mouth shut and pound the fuck out of her.
Maube you should get better at fucking so she doesnt have to fake
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XUL
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I know what you mean. I once was with a girl who got really loud and it kind of turned me off. It just didnt seem right. I dont even think she was faking it but it just freaked me out. It was too loud and it broke my shakres. And then afterwards I had to re-align my Chi.
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: XUL]
#15991642 - 03/24/12 11:17 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Haha, I'm telling you, face down ass up.... and bury her screaming face into a pillow. You might just asphyxiate her too and give here a real good orgasm. I had an ex who like to be lightly choked... so hot
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girls doing all that fake porno shit is defiantly a turn off sometimes
just tell her to quit faking it?
otherwise choke her a little, most girls dig that type of thing anyway 
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: Deekay] 1
#15996346 - 03/25/12 11:37 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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I'm a guy and my first time when I was like 15 I faked it. Hurried up and threw the condom out afterwards. I was nervous as fuck and the sex came on unexpectedly.
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: Anonymous #2]
#15999427 - 03/26/12 05:35 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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So I'm not the only one huh ? lol.
Yeah that gets old way fast. I brought it up, called her out. She replied with "I just like to please my man and make him feel fulfilled because it makes them feel accomplished" ...
UM. No. Not me. I know when I get a girly off. And when I do, i feel very accomplished. But those crazy loud screams just don't help anything lol.
Let's hope all these chicks faking it come to their senses and realize that if they want the real deal they are going to have to work on some stuff.
She obliged though. Agreed that she wouldn't do it anymore. And whadda ya know... she got hers the next round !
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Yeah that is annoying as hell. Total boner kill if the girl is screaming for more and your name when the whole time it just reeks of disingenuous slutitude. Would you rather have your girl fake it every time or her never tell you if you're good or not (no orgasm moans and no accolades after the fact)?
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: Bipolarbear]
#16016664 - 03/30/12 01:02 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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You write it's all about communication, but you don't say that you actually asked her to stop or asked her why she was doing it or if she was faking. 
What is with all the people being annoyed...does anyone actually tell their partner that they don't like it? What's the point in continuing if you're not enjoying yourself. So you can complain about it later?
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: sandi]
#16016724 - 03/30/12 01:10 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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I brought it up and made sure she was comfortable about it. I'm not a prick. But I had a problem with and I had to get it off my chest. I wasn't the one outright lying so I don't feel bad. She even agreed that she shouldn't do it. I would never try to make my girl feel bad for it ! I just wanted it to stop so that I could actually start getting shit accomplished ya know ?
If you grab some titty and start sucking and then she belts out loud screams it is just WAY to much..
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atayia
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If you don't want a girl to fake it don't pressure her to have an orgasm. Don't diddle her for a few minutes and then start going are you gonna come for me baby? Come on cum for me! It just makes me personally freeze up with performance anxiety or the expectedness that I have an orgasm for the male. I just want to enjoy myself and be able to relax and have some fun, and I'll have one when I'm good and ready.
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Anonymous #3
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Quote:
Azure Essence said:
Maube you should get better at fucking so she doesnt have to fake
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CounterCulturest
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: Anonymous #3]
#16021223 - 03/30/12 10:34 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Anonymous said:
Quote:
Azure Essence said:
Maube you should get better at fucking so she doesnt have to fake
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My dude you don't even know. I'm gooood with the women. If you knew how to read mayun then you would see that she did it the second I even sucked on her tity.
come on anon, you dont need that anon ! dont be afraid brotha. I once was but then I got over it !
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She's trying so hard to please you! Glad that you were tactful in letting her know what she was doing by screaming and hollering was a turn off.
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Re: Girls faking it... So annoying... [Re: LadyShroomer]
#16033270 - 04/02/12 01:34 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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I dont have this issue. My girlfriends can barely breathe when I'm done with em.'
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