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I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids.....
    #15623478 - 01/06/12 03:22 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

She works at Walmart here.  She has been awfully sweet to me when I talk to her, but I don't know her story.  She's either a good catholic or likes to fuck like a dog in heat.  Def gonna use a rubber because I don't wanna be tied to her for several years cause she pops another brat. 

She is really, really, a sweet girl, really small, tight body, I couldn't believe she had 5 kids.  I'm hoping to get some pics of her sitting on my face so I can post them in shroomery.  :awesomenod:


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #15623483 - 01/06/12 03:24 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

if she's a good catholic, the rubber thing might be a deal breaker.

But then again the sex outside of marriage thing seems to be a goal.

Let us know if it droops like sleeve of wizard.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623486 - 01/06/12 03:26 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Its against catholics to use rubbers????


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #15623497 - 01/06/12 03:32 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids.....





She'd be a loose one :datass:


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Locky]
    #15623500 - 01/06/12 03:33 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Birth control = thwarting god's will.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Locky]
    #15623501 - 01/06/12 03:33 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Who wants to wear a rubber anyway

The real problem is they won't take the pill, that is just rough


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: OGTubs]
    #15623504 - 01/06/12 03:34 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

you could always cum on some nacho chips and have her eat it like queso blanco.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623507 - 01/06/12 03:35 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Larrythescaryrex said:
you could always cum on some nacho chips and have her eat it like queso blanco.




Or aim for the eye, very gratifying


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623510 - 01/06/12 03:37 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

I'm really hoping she is one of those chicks that gets so hot she can't control herself, moans like a $5 dollar whore in heat, and has multiple orgasms because a guy has his dick in her.


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: OGTubs]
    #15623511 - 01/06/12 03:38 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

either way, she needs to be wearing a sombero.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623513 - 01/06/12 03:40 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

I 2nd the sombrero thing.


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623516 - 01/06/12 03:40 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
either way, she needs to be wearing a sombero.




Nah.  I don't want her to have a thread on her.  especially when I start taking pics.


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #15623526 - 01/06/12 03:44 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

If you can't turn your cheap fuck toy into a racist caricature then I don't really see the point in it to begin with.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623530 - 01/06/12 03:47 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Rex your like a vending machine of terrible fortune cookie wisdom!


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623532 - 01/06/12 03:47 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

There is no racism in sex.  A hot pussy and hard dick are color-blind.


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #15623549 - 01/06/12 03:58 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Confucius say in china, too young is just a name :pedobear:


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623557 - 01/06/12 04:02 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
Confucius say in china, too young is just a name :pedobear:



:strokebeard2:


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #15623563 - 01/06/12 04:07 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
Confucius say in china, too young is just a name :pedobear:





In China I like 18 ~20 year old girls.  Talk about sweet....


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: Rewindicus]
    #15623575 - 01/06/12 04:15 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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I 2nd the sombrero thing.



3rd'ed


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Re: I am going out with a 27 year old Mexican Girl with 5 Kids..... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #15623579 - 01/06/12 04:17 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

I told this bitch, Jaio, that I wanted to 69 and she got up and started cooking beef with broccoli. :zomgwtf:


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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