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 hidenseek
loafter
Registered: 06/10/09
Posts: 4,586
Loc: Etoba-mi-coke
Last seen: 5 months, 26 days
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 omegle spy 
#15441719 - 11/29/11 09:11 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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anyone seen this shit, i asked some questions
Quote:
why do you like spy mode
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 1: because i like oranges
Stranger 2: But everyone just FUCKING DISCONNECTS BEFORE I CAN FUCKING ANSWER
Stranger 2: HAH ANSWERED IT BITCH
Stranger 1: OH THE FUCKING PROFANITY
Stranger 2: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger 2: IS WRONG
Stranger 2: WITH THE FUCKING
Stranger 1: FUCK YOU
Stranger 2: FUCKERY
Stranger 2: OF FUCK
Stranger 1: FUCK H
Stranger 2: FUCKER?
Stranger 1: ASS FUCKER?
Stranger 2: NO
Stranger 2: FUCKER
Stranger 1: FUCK OFF
Stranger 2: ITS ONLY FUCK
Stranger 2: FUCKERY
Stranger 2: FUCK OFF
Stranger 1: FUCKER
Stranger 2: MY FUCKING STAGE
Stranger 2: FUCK OFF MY FUCKING STAGE
Stranger 1: NOT YOUR FUCKING STAGE
Stranger 2: FUCK MY FUCKING FUCKERY ORANGE
Stranger 1: CONCIETED MOTHER FUCKER
Stranger 2: YES MY FUCKING STAGE FUCKER FUCKER
Stranger 1: REDUNDENT FUCK
Stranger 2: THE ONE WHO FUCKS A FUCKER
Stranger 1: ILLITERATE FUCKER
Stranger 2: A FUCKER FUCKER
You have disconnected.
Quote:
how do you know if im watching you, or if omegle just reused my question?
Stranger 2: ....
Stranger 2: hmm
Stranger 1: oooh god O:
Stranger 2: I
Stranger 2: I don't know
Stranger 1: im a afraid!
Stranger 1: hold me
Stranger 2: shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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 fuel on the fire
fuckthefiredepartment
Registered: 10/27/11
Posts: 1,339
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cool story bro
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado 
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Question to discuss:
What if you found out that your whole life was staged and everyone was in on it?
Stranger 2: i know it is
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
What if you found out that your whole life was staged and everyone was in on it?
Stranger 2: ..omg
Stranger 1: i'd just...
Stranger 1: explode
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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shadowplay
Registered: 05/15/10
Posts: 1,337
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I don't get it.
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
Question to discuss:
What if you found out that your whole life was staged and everyone was in on it?
Stranger 2: Sometimes..
Stranger 1: that would be mind fucking
Stranger 2: i feel that way
Stranger 2: o_O
Stranger 2: well.. i dont feel that way
Stranger 2: but i wonder the same thing
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: if one day everyone goes "suprise! everything was a joke!"
Stranger 2: idk wether to take that as epicness or if i would just kill myself
Stranger 2: lmao
Stranger 2: anyways
Stranger 2: cool story bro
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
Question to discuss:
what if you found out that everyone else was robots built by aliens and you were actually the only human left, who they kept here as a sort of experiment?
Stranger 2: Oh well
Stranger 2: Would anything really change?
Stranger 1: that would suck
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: your peers and competitors would be machines
Stranger 1: yikes
Stranger 1: the best sex you ever had in your life was you just masturbating
Stranger 1: with a nice toy
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fuel on the fire
fuckthefiredepartment
Registered: 10/27/11
Posts: 1,339
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this thread fails
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RealRollForever
Whiny Cannabis Addict
Registered: 11/15/09
Posts: 630
Loc: Under the radar
Last seen: 1 month, 16 hours
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
Question to discuss:
should marijuana be legal?
Stranger 1: Absolutely.
Stranger 2: fuck YES it should be
It's a website, where you type a question and watch two strangers talk about it anonymously.
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PatrickKn
Do Easy
Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 3,900
Last seen: 14 days, 22 hours
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I like telling people to exchange numbers that they want the other person to prank call with. Then one of them exchanges number and I prank call the numbers. Sometimes they actually both give the numbers and prank call.
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
Question to discuss:
what if I were to tell you Im a 35 year old man in a soiled diaper and a bunny costume?
Stranger 2: ewww
Stranger 1: yummy
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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 ShiVersblood
Hella Sup Son
Registered: 08/19/07
Posts: 7,731
Loc: Land of the Free
Last seen: 29 seconds
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normal omegle is more fun.
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Morphogenesis
Theatre Semiotics
Registered: 11/19/11
Posts: 1,132
Loc: ∞
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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a/s/l?
The level of intelligence on Omegele makes me want to eat glass.
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Machine Age Maya
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
Question to discuss:
what is your strangest fetish?
Stranger 2: Uhh..
Stranger 1: I love futa.
Stranger 2: Sticking dildos up my ass, even though I'm not gay.
Stranger 2: 
Stranger 1: Futanari
Stranger 1: Awesomme.
Stranger 2: Come on!
Stranger 2: A vibrating dildo?
Stranger 2: Alone?
Stranger 2: NOBODY KNOWS!?
Stranger 2: AMAZING!
Stranger 2: lmfao
Stranger 1: Sounds fun.
Stranger 2: But, you only fuck women.
Stranger 2: It's not gay at all..
Stranger 1: If you say so. (No sarcasum)
Stranger 2: Lol!
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Morphogenesis
Theatre Semiotics
Registered: 11/19/11
Posts: 1,132
Loc: ∞
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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Machine Age Maya
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
Question to discuss:
what is your sexual orientation and gender?
Stranger 1: f and straight
Stranger 2: im hetersexual and female
Stranger 2 has disconnected
I bet neither is female...or straight...
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cbhead23
Frisbee
Registered: 09/16/09
Posts: 533
Loc: GA
Last seen: 1 month, 25 days
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What event do you think has had the largest impact on your life?
Stranger 2: uhm
Stranger 1: meeting my boyfriend
Stranger 1: <33
Stranger 2: Lots of deaths?
Stranger 2: rofl
Stranger 2: 2 completely different kinds of "impacts"
Stranger 1: lol yours is sad :l
Stranger 2: Don't worry. When your relationship ends it'll have a bigger impact
Stranger 2: c:
Stranger 1: but it won't end. soo, too bad
Stranger 1: :3
Stranger 2: I hate to break it to you.
Stranger 2: But all relationships end.
Stranger 2: It's a sad fact of life.
Stranger 2: But it's true.
Stranger 2: So cherish yours while it lasts.
Stranger 1: not all do.
Stranger 1: stop
Stranger 2: Sigh. You're not the first person to think that. It's typical thinking.
Stranger 1: being so negative
Stranger 2: I'm not negative
Stranger 2: I'm realistic
Stranger 2: there's a vast difference.
Stranger 2: think about it.
Stranger 2: Do you HONESTLY think you'll be with him forever?
Stranger 1: yes i do
Stranger 2: 2 questions
Stranger 2: how old are you
Stranger 2: and how many relationships have you been in?
Stranger 1: i'm 22, he's 21.
Stranger 2: and how many relationships have you been in?
Stranger 1: i've been in about four other relationships that are signaifcant enough to mention
Stranger 2: ah.
Stranger 2: Well did you think it would never end with them?
Stranger 1: yes actually. they weren't honest enough. they didn't care enough. they didn't take it seriously. or put enough effort in. but my current boyfriend does.
Stranger 2: Well I'm surprised at your age that you still believe it'll last forever.
Stranger 2: But I guess maybe that's human nature. I mean, if you knew it was going to end would you put effort into it?
Stranger 1 is typing...
what a weird website. 
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Salomon
living on borrowed time
Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 20,495
Loc: I dont even care anymore
Last seen: 6 hours, 23 minutes
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
H0w M4nY B0nG H1ts CaN Y0u Tak3?Stranger 2: alot
Stranger 1: yes.
Stranger 1: did you ask this question?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: person who asks the question cant talk
Stranger 2: just watch'
Stranger 1: just watching?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: they can see us talking
Stranger 1: well your a retard. who the hell asks a dumb question like that
Stranger 1: this stranger is kind enough
Stranger 1: to be nice
Stranger 2: and spell it that ridiculous to
Stranger 1: but you are a retard for talking like that
Stranger 1: who do you think you are, justin bieber?
 sounds about right, stranger #1, sounds about right....
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,371
Loc: Colorado
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Re: omegle spy [Re: Salomon]
#15443051 - 11/30/11 03:07 AM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Im too old to take bong hits anymore.
I'll hack up green shit and wake up wheezing in the morning from one.
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