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Anonymous #1
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 Damn Whiskey Dick 
#15248344 - 10/19/11 07:12 PM (1 year, 7 months ago) |
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First let me just say, I'm a virgin, and horny as fuck, not a good combo. As a result, I jack off a lot, so that could be part of the reason for my bad experience with whiskey dick. But anyways, last night I got straight up booty called after going out to the bars, so I went back to this girls appartment, we got straight to everything, but I couldn't fuckin get it up! Like seriously, we were gonna try to start fucking anyways, but I wasn't even hard enough to get the condom on. I was SO close to losing my virginity, but my dick decided to be a dick last night and not work. I wasn't even that drunk anymore, the last drink I had before that was about two hours before. It's so fucking embarassing, I'm just venting about it here. I know that there's nothing wrong with me, I can still get it up to porn and everything, it was just a combination of alcohol, I was tired (it was about 3:00am at this point, and I got up at 7:30am the morning before after 3 hours of sleep), and I was probably still a little stressed cuz I had a really tough exam earlier that day, and those are all three huge boner killers, but still, you'd think it'd pop up right away being a 19 year old virgin.
On the bright side, we did stuff that didn't require a stiffy, and I gave her an orgasm eating her out, and she was pretty impressed with that. And she said we'll try it again without so much whiskey dick, so it'll happen in the future, but it's such an ego crusher to not get it up.
What do you guys to make yourself feel better after getting whiskey dick and killing the night (if you ever have). I'm just trying to forget about it, but it keeps creeping back lol.
End rant.
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Anonymous #2
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mod edit: using anon to troll
Edited by Anonymous (10/19/11 10:46 PM)
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Anonymous #3
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One time i was so fucked up i passed out in the middle of sex haha
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 Divinity
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Anonymous said:
One time i was so fucked up i passed out in the middle of sex haha
Thats hilarious
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Anonymous #4
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Sucks bro.
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Joolz
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Shit happens. Did you work it out with your tongue and fingers to get her to come back? That's what I've always done in the past. Your fingers can't lose their hard on. 
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jebre
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
First let me just say, I'm a virgin, and horny as fuck, not a good combo. As a result, I jack off a lot, so that could be part of the reason for my bad experience with whiskey dick. But anyways, last night I got straight up booty called after going out to the bars, so I went back to this girls appartment, we got straight to everything, but I couldn't fuckin get it up! Like seriously, we were gonna try to start fucking anyways, but I wasn't even hard enough to get the condom on. I was SO close to losing my virginity, but my dick decided to be a dick last night and not work. I wasn't even that drunk anymore, the last drink I had before that was about two hours before. It's so fucking embarassing, I'm just venting about it here. I know that there's nothing wrong with me, I can still get it up to porn and everything, it was just a combination of alcohol, I was tired (it was about 3:00am at this point, and I got up at 7:30am the morning before after 3 hours of sleep), and I was probably still a little stressed cuz I had a really tough exam earlier that day, and those are all three huge boner killers, but still, you'd think it'd pop up right away being a 19 year old virgin.
On the bright side, we did stuff that didn't require a stiffy, and I gave her an orgasm eating her out, and she was pretty impressed with that. And she said we'll try it again without so much whiskey dick, so it'll happen in the future, but it's such an ego crusher to not get it up.
What do you guys to make yourself feel better after getting whiskey dick and killing the night (if you ever have). I'm just trying to forget about it, but it keeps creeping back lol.
End rant.
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Anonymous #1
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 Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Joolz]
#15249947 - 10/20/11 12:34 AM (1 year, 7 months ago) |
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Joolz said:
Shit happens. Did you work it out with your tongue and fingers to get her to come back? That's what I've always done in the past. Your fingers can't lose their hard on.
Yeah, I ate her out and got her to orgasm, she said it was her best orgasm yet, so it wasn't all bad. She also said we'd try it again when I'm not as drunk, which sounds like a pretty damn good sign lol
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GHB 
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pothead_bob
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I don't remember if I ever had whiskey dick. Usually when I'm too drunk, I just won't have sex for fear of getting sick from the motion. I did have problems with getting it up in the past out of anxiety. It sucks big, cuz u want to do it so bad, but the more you think about getting the erection, the less likely it seems that it will come. The key is the relax and forget about it, but that's soooo much easier said than done. Or just pop a viagra. Both have worked for me, but option #2 is the surefire fix. Plus your dick gets harder than a diamond in an ice storm and the girl is like "oh yeah, that's so fucking big and hard, don't stop fucking me". I feel like I last a lot longer too.
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daz01
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Don't fret about it OP, more you think about it, worse it'll get! At least you ate some pussy, look at it as learning the ropes... exploring her body man and at least she seemed to be enjoy it and is coming back.... that's your chance to fuck her senseless.
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koraks
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Doesn't necessarily sound like whiskey dick to me, but more like something many guys experience: going limp for no apparent reason, while they sure are excited. Sounds pretty annoying, but fear not: your junk works just fine and you'll get there one day. It's a good sign you got this opportunity; it means more will inevitably follow.
But yeah, if you want to be on the safe side: don't drink too much next time. But don't get freaked out either if it happens again. Just do the other cool stuff.
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Joolz
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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: koraks]
#15253641 - 10/20/11 09:04 PM (1 year, 7 months ago) |
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Joolz said:
Shit happens. Did you work it out with your tongue and fingers to get her to come back? That's what I've always done in the past. Your fingers can't lose their hard on.
Yeah, I ate her out and got her to orgasm, she said it was her best orgasm yet, so it wasn't all bad. She also said we'd try it again when I'm not as drunk, which sounds like a pretty damn good sign lol
Go for it dude.
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koraks said:
Doesn't necessarily sound like whiskey dick to me, but more like something many guys experience: going limp for no apparent reason, while they sure are excited. Sounds pretty annoying, but fear not: your junk works just fine and you'll get there one day. It's a good sign you got this opportunity; it means more will inevitably follow.
But yeah, if you want to be on the safe side: don't drink too much next time. But don't get freaked out either if it happens again. Just do the other cool stuff.
Yeah, everyone loses it once in a while. I have before and it  till you get her off orally and then it
Just don't think about it. Get naked, then start going to town on her orally. Any straight male should get hard from going down on a woman, and then have her give you a little head after before you start the     
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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Joolz]
#15265722 - 10/23/11 12:52 PM (1 year, 7 months ago) |
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It sounds to me from the detail of your writing that you are a very analytically minded person who gives a lot of thought to the meaning of every detail. I am the same way and I get pretty bad performance anxiety whenever I'm with a new grrl with and without whiskey dick, especially my very first times just like you had where I was so close but didn't make it.
You could very well have a mental blocking of your erection, probably from thinking too much about how your not getting it up. Also you might get too lost in your thoughts during sex and forget to get lost in the physical heated passion.
I'm just saying this because I see some of you in me but I have a bit more wisdom I think you could use 
Good luck man 
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Anonymous #5
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Go for jogs, do some sit ups, push ups, lift some wieghts if you have some. Improving your health lowers your chances of your dick not getting hard during the moment. Reduce your anxiety too.
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Jeffedelic
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Weird shit can happen first time. My first time I did manage to get it up but I could NOT cum, no matter what. It was certainly all the vodka I had and the fact that I could barely move or function. Longest bj of my life.
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Anonymous #6
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Weird shit can happen first time. My first time I did manage to get it up but I could NOT cum, no matter what. It was certainly all the vodka I had and the fact that I could barely move or function. Longest bj of my life.
That's how my first time was too. Some rum and a smokin hot chick that I'd been beating around the bush with for a while. We'd both been drinking at a party. Ended up nailing her behind the person's basement bar while some other people were passed out in the same room. Never made it to climax while losing my virginity... WTF. Though I did get her to go twice and she knew it was my first time so she thought I was a natural pimp fuck machine.
Tip to OP. Don't stress about this shit or that'll be the cause of your turtle dick next time, not the booze. Just go with the flow and say fuck it. Hold off on beatin your wang around that day too man. Although the night before might be a good idea so you're not quick on the drawl, you dig?
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Krash Kharma
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What everyone else said.
Alcohol may have had a role to play but it was more likely your mind getting in the way of your knob.
It's all good man. Same thing happened to me my first time with a girl, AND my first time with a guy.
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Black_Sunset
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Also, you might have to learn how to cum. Going from beating off to putting it in a vagina is a big difference. Even from grrl to grrl you have to find what works for you and her.
I didn't cum until the 3rd day of sex with my first. I just didn't know how to push myself over.
But shit when I did 
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Anonymous #1
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Alright, I'm kinda digging this up a bit, but you all gave great advice, and I wanna ask one more thing.
We're meeting up sometime this weekend again, and we're for sure getting intimate again (this isn't me being like, "oh yeah, i can totally get with her again," we've actually discussed it, she told me specifically she wants to have sex with me this weekend  ). However, it's been a while since I've had a good ol' fashioned drugged up weekend. I'm thinking of doing either 2C-I or 5-MeO-MiPT this weekend (not sure which day I'd be doing the drugs, and I'm also not sure when I'll be meeting up with her). I had to pass up the opportunity with her two weekends ago because I was candyflipping for the first time, and I wanted to just enjoy that experience (which I did).
My question is this: Do y'all think 2C-I or Moxy will get in the way of my little friend? I know from experience that I simply CAN'T get it up while on MDMA unless I try INCREDIBLY hard (get it), but I've heard that Moxy is an incredibly sexual drug, and 2C-I is also somewhat up there. I can understand them being sexual enhancers because tactile senses are enhanced, but do they get in the way of blood flow in the nether-regions at all?
Also, I have zero clue if this girl is cool with harder drugs than alcohol (she's hinted that she's gotten high maybe a couple times, but she for sure doesn't do it often), so if we do get together on a night when I take drugs, should I let her know, or try to keep it a secret and hope she doesn't notice my pupils?
I appreciate the advice most of you guys gave me, it all makes sense, I'm trying to apply it all
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