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OfflineRexter
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I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid..
    #15095204 - 09/18/11 12:11 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

I was chillin whith this guy a while back, and he's doing lines, and said to me, and I'm not joking here. Turned to me and said "you know, everything you snort get stuck to the top of your brain."RELLy? "ya man I must have a bunch of oxy on the top of my brain".

I just say, ya man, here hit this blunt. (there was no talking any sense* into the person)


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Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:


Edited by Rexter (09/18/11 12:17 PM)


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter]
    #15095208 - 09/18/11 12:13 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Rexter said:
(there was no talking any sence into the person)




thats some good shit right there boy


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter]
    #15095210 - 09/18/11 12:13 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

that's because the mucus combines with the snorted material to become peanut butter


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Equipto]
    #15095228 - 09/18/11 12:19 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Equipto said:
Quote:

Rexter said:
(there was no talking any sence into the person)




thats some good shit right there boy



:trolldance:


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #15095239 - 09/18/11 12:25 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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that's because the mucus combines with the snorted material to become peanut butter



:homerdrool: mucus...

Oh wait!

:homerdrool: peanut butter...


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter] * 1
    #15095241 - 09/18/11 12:27 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

That's actually completely true. Idiot.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: boner soup]
    #15095280 - 09/18/11 12:38 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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shadyy said:
That's actually completely true. Idiot.





Are you flaming me because your wrong?

After you snort something it goes through your nasal cavity and then, Drops down to your stomach. (that's the drip) the nose is very rich in blood vessels, and drugs are easily absorbed from there, assuming they are water soluble.

http://ect.downstate.edu/courseware/haonline/labs/l33/020100.htm


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Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter]
    #15095282 - 09/18/11 12:39 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

:calledajoke:

:andyistic:


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: boner soup] * 1
    #15095289 - 09/18/11 12:44 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

shadyy said:
:calledajoke:

:andyistic:




QFT

Rexter do you work hard to be so retarded or does it come naturally?


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #15095301 - 09/18/11 12:49 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

If you can understand it, then that is good enough for me prick.
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

shadyy said:
:calledajoke:

:andyistic:




QFT

Rexter do you work hard to be so retarded or does it come naturally?




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Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 4
    #15095313 - 09/18/11 12:52 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

I'd say you need to start associating with smarter individuals.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter] * 1
    #15095332 - 09/18/11 12:57 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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Rexter said:
If you can understand it, then that is good enough for me prick.
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

shadyy said:
:calledajoke:

:andyistic:




QFT

Rexter do you work hard to be so retarded or does it come naturally?







Go pickpocket yourself a chill pill.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: LayinUp]
    #15095385 - 09/18/11 01:12 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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I'd say you need to start associating with smarter individuals.




Then he'll become more like the people he's complaining about.

KIDDING


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: boner soup]
    #15095394 - 09/18/11 01:15 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

shadyy said:
:calledajoke:

:andyistic:



:laugh2:


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: boner soup]
    #15095408 - 09/18/11 01:19 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Was it his blunt? Did you cheeked his blunt weed?

:trolldance:


But yeah, I don't bother arguing with people who won't even listen to any evidence you might tell them to prove them wrong.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: q667]
    #15095465 - 09/18/11 01:39 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

q667 said:
Was it his blunt? Did you cheeked his blunt weed?

:trolldance:


But yeah, I don't bother arguing with people who won't even listen to any evidence you might tell them to prove them wrong.





Ya it was his blunt, but since he was pilled-out he was droping weed everywhere in my room so when he left I had atleast .5 of chronic. From what he left lol. Funny how you called that. +3 shrooms 4 u


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Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter]
    #15095482 - 09/18/11 01:43 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Hahah, 3. That's awesome.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter]
    #15095529 - 09/18/11 01:54 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

i bet that's true on some kind of infinitesimal way. kind of like when you jizz. where ever it goes it can never all go away. ya know. if you jizz in a bowl you're never going to eat out of the bowl again. all the jizz can be cleaned up, but you know in your head that can never be true.


Edited by robbyberto (09/18/11 02:02 PM)


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15095966 - 09/18/11 03:31 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

I work some where with a salad bar and some lady looked at the salad bar and asked if that was the only one we had... I hate stupid people that ask stupid questions......

On another note the right nostril goes to my brain and the left to my heart wtf did they really think that.....


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15096058 - 09/18/11 03:47 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
i bet that's true on some kind of infinitesimal way. kind of like when you jizz. where ever it goes it can never all go away. ya know. if you jizz in a bowl you're never going to eat out of the bowl again. all the jizz can be cleaned up, but you know in your head that can never be true.



Well actually we got this shit at work, hardcore acids.  When we clean, sanitize and test the surface area it really is 100% clean.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: 0rusnjos]
    #15096072 - 09/18/11 03:48 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Dude, wait, what? You've given no context here and you're replying to a post about jizz.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15096094 - 09/18/11 03:51 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15096425 - 09/18/11 04:53 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
i bet that's true on some kind of infinitesimal way. kind of like when you jizz. where ever it goes it can never all go away. ya know. if you jizz in a bowl you're never going to eat out of the bowl again. all the jizz can be cleaned up, but you know in your head that can never be true.





i only have one bowl and i jizz into it regularly


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15096430 - 09/18/11 04:54 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

yes but that jizz bowl is only a bowl for jizz


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15096447 - 09/18/11 04:58 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

:huxleyfacepalm:
I know so many people like this it's not even funny.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15096835 - 09/18/11 06:21 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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yes but that jizz bowl is only a bowl for jizz





uh oh

ive been doing it wrong this whole time...


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15096882 - 09/18/11 06:36 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

steps into thread.




reads over thread.




steps out of thread.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Salomon]
    #15097305 - 09/18/11 08:28 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

jizz in bowl



food in bowl



eat from bowl


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter]
    #15097352 - 09/18/11 08:38 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

"I was chillin whith this guy a while back, and he's doing lines, and said to me, and I'm not joking here. Turned to me and said "you know, everything you snort get stuck to the top of your brain."

Consider: the sense of smell (olfactory) is our most basic and evolutionary oldest sense.

What you inhale through your nose activates this center (cranial nerve I of XII cranial nerves).

In a sense your friend is right.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15097355 - 09/18/11 08:38 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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jizz in bowl



food in bowl



eat from bowl




NO!


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15097481 - 09/18/11 09:01 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Funguspants said:
i only have one bowl and i jizz into it regularly




label me as a peasant if you wish, but i'm the same way.

btw, i'm in total shock that rexter hangs out with people who say things like this.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15097602 - 09/18/11 09:24 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

in tough economic times you have to use some of the less tasty, homemade sauces to add zest


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15097622 - 09/18/11 09:28 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

I've always thought I might taste my own jizz one day. I still haven't. Not sure if I ever will. I have tasted my own pre-cum before though.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15097641 - 09/18/11 09:30 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

how di dyou only taste the pre-cum? 

purposley? accidentally?


details they must be supplied


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15097659 - 09/18/11 09:34 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Almost as bad as when one of the guys I work with told me he BELIEVES the moon is artificial.swear to god.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Solo_Dolo]
    #15097668 - 09/18/11 09:36 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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Almost as bad as when one of the guys I work with told me he BELIEVES the moon is artificial.swear to god.




not the moon landing, but the moon, right?


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15097673 - 09/18/11 09:37 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

every time you get hard a little pre-cum comes up to hang out right around your pee hole.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15097679 - 09/18/11 09:38 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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every time you get hard a little pre-cum comes up to hang out right around your pee hole.





Can that cause pregnancy?


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I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.

  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: pescadorabioso]
    #15097682 - 09/18/11 09:39 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

yes. don't you guys remember sex ed at all?


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15097689 - 09/18/11 09:40 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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yes. don't you guys remember sex ed at all?




I had sex-ed in Elementary school, I don't recall much from it.
I was :maximumtrolling: anyways.


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  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: pescadorabioso]
    #15097697 - 09/18/11 09:42 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

I don't know if you know this but...


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: millzy]
    #15097712 - 09/18/11 09:44 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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millzy said:
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Almost as bad as when one of the guys I work with told me he BELIEVES the moon is artificial.swear to god.




not the moon landing, but the moon, right?



Yes..the actual moon its self.

I was pretty high at the time he told me..and really just let him go on about his theory,I was LOL'n in my brain.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15097780 - 09/18/11 09:58 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
every time you get hard a little pre-cum comes up to hang out right around your pee hole.




and did you just decide one day to eat it?

do you eat or techincally drink semen?


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Solo_Dolo]
    #15097790 - 09/18/11 10:01 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Solo_Dolo said:
Quote:

millzy said:
Quote:

Solo_Dolo said:
Almost as bad as when one of the guys I work with told me he BELIEVES the moon is artificial.swear to god.




not the moon landing, but the moon, right?



Yes..the actual moon its self.

I was pretty high at the time he told me..and really just let him go on about his theory,I was LOL'n in my brain.




well now i'm intrigued. what does he think it's made of? who made it? dude i gotta know.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Funguspants]
    #15097916 - 09/18/11 10:26 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Funguspants said:
Quote:

robbyberto said:
every time you get hard a little pre-cum comes up to hang out right around your pee hole.




and did you just decide one day to eat it?

do you eat or techincally drink semen?




well i just tasted a little tiny bit. and no.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15098014 - 09/18/11 10:46 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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millzy said:
Quote:

Solo_Dolo said:
Quote:

millzy said:
Quote:

Solo_Dolo said:
Almost as bad as when one of the guys I work with told me he BELIEVES the moon is artificial.swear to god.




not the moon landing, but the moon, right?



Yes..the actual moon its self.

I was pretty high at the time he told me..and really just let him go on about his theory,I was LOL'n in my brain.




well now i'm intrigued. what does he think it's made of? who made it? dude i gotta know.



Ummm...well the rocks that make up the moon are actually real...... buuu'uut they were brought by aliens and placed in orbit around the Earth.

Yea...those people really do exhist lol


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    #15098032 - 09/18/11 10:51 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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Solo_Dolo said:
Ummm...well the rocks that make up the moon are actually real...... buuu'uut they were brought by aliens and placed in orbit around the Earth.






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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: millzy]
    #15098141 - 09/18/11 11:05 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

It pains me that I share a work place with people like this...but you do hear alot of funny shit from them that keeps ya lol'n


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: robbyberto]
    #15098327 - 09/18/11 11:34 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
Quote:

Funguspants said:
Quote:

robbyberto said:
every time you get hard a little pre-cum comes up to hang out right around your pee hole.




and did you just decide one day to eat it?

do you eat or techincally drink semen?




well i just tasted a little tiny bit. and no.



i blew my entire load into my mouth once


it was fucking disguisting i almost puked

sometimesi think about doing it agin tho

http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=28351

apparently its pretty normal
http://isitnormal.com/story/swallow-your-own-load-2274/

done with a quick google search


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Sheekle]
    #15098343 - 09/18/11 11:37 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

:Tastesgoodman:


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    #15098370 - 09/18/11 11:41 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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:Tastesgoodman:



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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Sheekle]
    #15098471 - 09/19/11 12:00 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

I've seen rexter post alot of stupid threads, but this is the most stupid.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: ButteredToast]
    #15098477 - 09/19/11 12:01 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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I've seen rexter post alot of stupid threads, but this is the most stupid.





thank you, thank you :smile: i try.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: Rexter]
    #15098484 - 09/19/11 12:02 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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I've seen rexter post alot of stupid threads, but this is the most stupid.





thank you, thank you :smile: i try.



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    #15098492 - 09/19/11 12:03 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

much love though, dog. I was smoking a blunt with my friends and told them about how some people steal weed from blunts with their teeth and it's called "cheeking" much luls ensued.


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    #15099368 - 09/19/11 05:34 AM (1 year, 7 months ago)

best i ever heard was a guy hitting on a girl at a bar, rubbing her shoulders and he says in a half whisper "you know, im a certified misogynist?"
she got up and walked away.

also, my cousin asked when we were young in the pool "how do you stop the 7 foot water from mixing with the 8 foot water?"
:stanhopefacepalm:


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    #15100208 - 09/19/11 12:17 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

i like the flow of conversation in this thread, from the moon being made by aliens to people blowing wads in their own mouths to cheeking.


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Re: I've heard alot of stupid things from stupid people, but this is the most stupid.. [Re: millzy]
    #15100275 - 09/19/11 12:41 PM (1 year, 7 months ago)

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i like the flow of conversation in this thread, from the moon being made by aliens to people blowing wads in their own mouths to cheeking.





That's what I aim for, each thread I make :laugh:


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