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Anonymous #1
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 Itching bleeding butthole 
#14937476 - 08/17/11 04:04 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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I don't know why but for the last 3-4 weeks my butthole has been super itchy. I was just in the shower washing my butthole and I scrubbed it with a wash cloth, then got out of the shower and wiped with TP and noticed some bleeding. Do I have hemorrhoids? What is going on down there?
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Anonymous #2
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ask a doctor not the shroomery.
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Anonymous #3
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Most likely got the roids. 70% of men get them. Pick up some Tucks wipes and some Preparation H. Should fix you up in a few days. Might make a temporary switch to a low fiber diet until you are sorted out.
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Anonymous #4
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Sounds like hemorrhoids.
Spicy food or food with lots of little particles like poppy seeds both make them worse. Avoid those foods and get off of your ass and hopefully they'll go away quickly.
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Anonymous #5
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It's probably not hemorrhoids. There's a name for it but I'm to lazy to look it up, has something to do with sweat, ass hairs and walking. The blood is from you scratching. But I don't blame you, scratching that shit feels so good.
Didn't take long for the "my ass itches" threads to come back to SA. Anyone remember the "Butt juice" thread?
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Anonymous #1
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Look it up!
Preeeeeeeeeeeeze.
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Anonymous #6
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Might have worms and bleeding cuz ur abusing your asshole with a rag
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Anonymous #7
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eat more fiber. rice, vegetables, wheat grain bread. Bad diet causes roids.
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Anonymous #8
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laughing too hard, standing for long periods, pushing too hard when you shit, hard anal sex all those can give you roids. be careful once you get one its easier in the future to get more.
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Anonymous #9
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one more vote for the 'roids!
been there, 
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Anonymous #10
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
I don't know why but for the last 3-4 weeks my butthole has been super itchy. I was just in the shower washing my butthole and I scrubbed it with a wash cloth, then got out of the shower and wiped with TP and noticed some bleeding. Do I have hemorrhoids? What is going on down there?
welcome to my life
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous #7 said:
eat more fiber. rice, vegetables, wheat grain bread. Bad diet causes roids.
Bad advice. Eat low fiber until its better. Then switch to high fiber later.
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Anonymous #11
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i have encountered this itchy anus problem before
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Anonymous #12
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
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Anonymous #7 said:
eat more fiber. rice, vegetables, wheat grain bread. Bad diet causes roids.
Bad advice. Eat low fiber until its better. Then switch to high fiber later.
QFT. I believe fiber is for those who are constipated. Your concern should be to made those logs as soft as possible.
Fruit and more fruit.
A fiber overload will only make it worse,pushing those roids down further.
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Anonymous #13
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If you got piles, go for butchers broom and horse chestnut extract. I was born with them, pain, bleeding and itchy (I avoided it but by fuck I wanted to kill people I was so irritable). Got surgery a few times, third time they came back I thought fuck it. Did research, found women were using this for varicose veins and haemorrhoids and varicose veins are the same thing, just different regions of the body.
After a week of that, if symptons don't get better see a doctor. Yes, it's embarrassing to have someone prodding in your arse. Just do it, get it over and done with.
If it's worms you'll see them in your shit.
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Anonymous #5
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Anonymous #15
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Use more lube obviously....
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Anonymous #16
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Quote:
Anonymous #15 said:
Use more lube obviously....
You're going to think I'm trollface, but heed my words:
Silicone-based lubricant can REALLY help one's irritated bleeding asshole and I say this from personal experience. I finish up every wipe job with just a dot or two of Wet! Platinum and it has reduced the amount of blood I see on T.P. significantly.
Hey, I eat a lot of really spicy foods and drink a whole lot of beer. My asshole takes a beating.
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Anonymous #11
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just clean your damn ass cracks you filthy fucks, thats all there is to it, disinfect your anus if you are that wretched
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Anonymous #16
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
just clean your damn ass cracks you filthy fucks, thats all there is to it, disinfect your anus if you are that wretched
You think someones asshole starts bleeding because they didn't wipe it enough?
I'm sorry, not everyone has a golden anus.
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Anonymous #11
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luckily my taint is not really a taint but a garden of eden. there are a plethora of life forms that enjoy it as their natural habitat, the most notable of which being females tongues
i used to be vice president
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Anonymous #17
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Of homosexuality?
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