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 Re: I'm enlightened  [Re: WScott]
#14918739 - 08/14/11 03:23 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Before Enlightenment, chop wood, carry water, post on shroomery,
After Enlightenment, chop wood, carry water, post on shroomery.
lol
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this thread makes me 
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Did "the chronic" teach you the secret handshake yet.
No, I think he doesn't really want me in the group. 
Yeah, theres a clubhouse & a sign thats says 'no icelander' & definitely 'no blewmeanie' 
How dare you become enlightened on my watch! I've talked to you on here for hours over the last few years plotting against you grokking your own existence
Well done for beating me!
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WScott said:
Before Enlightenment, chop wood, carry water, post on shroomery,
After Enlightenment, chop wood, carry water, post on shroomery.
 true dat
Elightenment sounds lame. I'd rather get a BJ and look at the stars. Any idea which spiritual path leads to that sort of "realization"?
Before enlightenment get a bj and after get another. Same same only after you get more enjoyment due to being more in your body.
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was your enlightenment immediate, or did it have noticeable stages, or some level of progression?
even after your enlightenment, do you feel like you are done, or is there still a feeling of incompleteness?
IT had noticeable stages
Done? No just beginning but nothing now feels incomplete.
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Re: I'm enlightened [Re: lolwut]
#14919342 - 08/14/11 07:50 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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According to what definition are you enlightened? Just wondering what you define it as, and how much stock you put in the term itself. 
Glad you're happy and stuff of course, but how do you know its not just getting out of the pitfalls, or the end of a depression or something, or the start of another "peak experience".
According to my definition I'm enlightened. Who else could possibly, finally, completely know but me?
Enlightenment IS getting out of the pitfalls, that's what it is, nothing changes as far as the world goes, life goes on, thangs happen the same way they always have but now you don't resist them in the same way and you don't resist any resistance that you still have. Everything is acceptable.
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Does enlightenment still entail death anxiety? 
Yes, it entails every emotion and situation that humans are heir to. What changes is resistance and acceptance and understanding.
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imo you are enlightened if you feel da love almost 24/7 with or without others around. This means living exhilarated by our purposelessness. It takes a little bit of mental acrobatics to get there... I am well upon my way at 23... I think I ought to make the statement that you shouldn't live a long austere life to get there, you just have to be smart.
Very nice, Love is that which can and does accept anything and everything. I personally believe you to be already enlightened even if you are not fully aware of all that entails at this moment. I've had my eye on you and also used your words as a vehicle for my own awakening.
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WScott said:
Before Enlightenment, chop wood, carry water, post on shroomery,
After Enlightenment, chop wood, carry water, post on shroomery.
true dat
Elightenment sounds lame. I'd rather get a BJ and look at the stars. Any idea which spiritual path leads to that sort of "realization"?
Before enlightenment get a bj and after get another. Same same only after you get more enjoyment due to being more in your body.
So after enlightenment more of your dick is in your body? So that means the perception is your dick is shorter even though some is now inside? And this is progress?
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Well done?
Thank you brother. It's always a good sign imo when others can rejoice with you.
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JackofSpades said:
this thread makes me
Life can certainly feel that way. The things we look for and expect to find on our path become elusive or never materialize and the things we don't imagine or resist being of value on our quest can become the touchstone of our awakening. Very freaky shit.
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According to what definition are you enlightened? Just wondering what you define it as, and how much stock you put in the term itself.
Glad you're happy and stuff of course, but how do you know its not just getting out of the pitfalls, or the end of a depression or something, or the start of another "peak experience".
According to my definition I'm enlightened. Who else could possibly, finally, completely know but me?
Enlightenment IS getting out of the pitfalls, that's what it is, nothing changes as far as the world goes, life goes on, thangs happen the same way they always have but now you don't resist them in the same way and you don't resist any resistance that you still have. Everything is acceptable.
Cool, was thinking along the same lines. Generally going with the flow and enjoying life the way it is with little to no expectations or unnecessary resistance to change. 
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“Oh, I was only a private,” replied the veteran.
Diogenes rocked as if about to fall. “Ye gods!” he gasped. “At last!” Then after catching his breath he blew out his lantern and went home.
-Osho
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So after enlightenment more of your dick is in your body? So that means the perception is your dick is shorter even though some is now inside? And this is progress?
Your confusion arises due to your mono focus on the cock as the source of all of your pleasure.
The whole mind and body are involved in pleasure and that intense focus on the sexual organ is the limiting factor.
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Icelander said:
So after enlightenment more of your dick is in your body? So that means the perception is your dick is shorter even though some is now inside? And this is progress?
Your confusion arises due to your mono focus on the cock as the source of all of your pleasure.
The whole mind and body are involved in pleasure and that intense focus on the sexual organ is the limiting factor.
One cock two balls. That is all.
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If that is enough for you for now then carry on.
Who knows what road brings one towards the goal?
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“under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
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LunarEclipse
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Icelander said:
If that is enough for you for now then carry on.
Who knows what road brings one towards the goal?
I figure it's better than one cock one ball. Chicks don't dig that.
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Have you known all chicks?
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― Robert Anton Wilson
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Re: I'm enlightened [Re: Icelander] 1
#14919756 - 08/14/11 10:23 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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grats!
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LunarEclipse
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Icelander said:
Have you known all chicks?
What cause now you are enlightened you talk funny?
Yes I have known all chicks I am the chickmaster. I didn't have to meet them to know know know them. I am not chicken of chicks I am the chickmaster.
When I learn more about the egg I hope to become an enlightened chickmaster.
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