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 Wow, I really suck at sex 
#14310712 - 04/18/11 09:34 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Between anxiety and cumming too fast and a combo of both, I fucking suck lately!
My girlfriend and I have been together 6 years, never really had a GREAT sex life, but it's been on par I suppose
The past 2 years Ive been taking sleeping pills on work nights about 2 hours before I needed to crash out. Well, when we would attempt to have sex, it was within this time and I could rarely get it, or keep it up.
SO, fail boat there....
Then I started taking vicodans for a while and more or less, same problem.
Anyhow, in the midst of all this failing, it got in my head. "Wow, dude, you kinda suck"
There have been a few times recently where I'll be getting her in the mood, and then this thought hits my mind and I just go soft...Then in the middle of getting her horny I gotta tell her that I cant do it tonight 
So, she's getting pissed, Im getting worried and nobody is getting off.
This happened a few times somewhat recently...
THEN, on top of that, when we actually get to having sex, I have such a hair trigger now that I cant even get her to orgasm ...Im pretty sure she hasn't gotten off in over 3 months (at least during sex)
A lot of the issue is that she cant get off on the bottom, she needs to be riding me, while this is hot and everything, I cant control myself and BAM!, I need to come
This whole experience lately has really got me down and (honestly) concerned.
I just really hope she's getting herself off in the meantime...
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Oh yeah...Should we/I try sex on X or some other drug? Would that help?
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learn how to fuck; im sure she will be glad to help you if you ask before she dumps you
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: cherokee]
#14310728 - 04/18/11 09:40 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Helpful!
I would argue the issue is in my head, not my pants...but yeah, I dont want to be left over this
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: cherokee]
#14310732 - 04/18/11 09:41 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thats a shameful situation but dont be discouraged. Ive been with my girlfriend for 3 years. I know it sucks when you blow off too soon what help me is excercising (running and weight lifting). If you really want her too get off beat off twice before your next session with her. Then before you guys do the funky stuff eat her pussy like no other. Make it your goal to please her because if not someone else will so make sure your the best for her. As far as the ED what I do is kind of funny but I wear a hair tie around my junk to keep the blood in and it helps too.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: elliev]
#14310744 - 04/18/11 09:45 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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I could see if this was some new chick and had trouble, but fuck man! Ive been doing this with the same chick for 6 years now without issue..
Given, I really lover her a lot and she has a pretty banging ass body
Im a fucking mental case...lol...
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: cherokee]
#14310749 - 04/18/11 09:46 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Go down.
Also, meds cause real troubles. Consider changing meds or adjusting doses, with doctor input.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Doc_T]
#14310773 - 04/18/11 09:52 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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I love munchin some box, believe me...But (and even before we hooked up) she's told me she just doesnt like that ...
Ive it a few times with varying degree of intensity, she still says "no thanks"...Thinkin I'll keep trying..
The only way she ever gets off is when she's on top, riding cock...I learned this early on in 2005
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Thinking about dosing .2 g of MDMA a piece and going to town this weekend...maybe that'll knock something loose
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Doc could very well be on to something the meds plus the stress from work is more than enough to make evan the most testosrone driven tennager flacid. So X out the meds and stretch and go dive in that pussy...
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: STIKAROUND]
#14310846 - 04/18/11 10:18 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Doc is always right...
I need to change my thought processes though, I already believe Im going to fail before I even tap datass...
I know guys have problems, but can chicks get off on Ecstasy?
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Work stress is a big deal. A weekend away, with or without drugs, is a good idea.
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THEN, on top of that, when we actually get to having sex, I have such a hair trigger now that I cant even get her to orgasm ...Im pretty sure she hasn't gotten off in over 3 months (at least during sex)
A lot of the issue is that she cant get off on the bottom, she needs to be riding me, while this is hot and everything, I cant control myself and BAM!, I need to come
This whole experience lately has really got me down and (honestly) concerned.
I just really hope she's getting herself off in the meantime...
Get her a gift: Hitachi Magic Wand.
Use it on her as part of foreplay, use it while you're fucking.
I can count on one hand how many vaginal orgasms I've ever had, but if I were to try to count how many clitoral orgasms, I'd need a heck of a lot more hands.
To me, intercourse is more about "fun, pleasure, and HIS orgasm" - it's easier for me to orgasm other ways, during what would be more like "foreplay" to you.
It's important for her to orgasm in your presence, although it doesn't have to happen all the time or anything. It's important because the chemicals released during orgasm include bonding chemicals, and we bond with whoever is in our mind at the time. This is why porn and fantasy can actually distance you emotionally from your RL partner.
So, get a solid, useful, effective 'toy' to use to give her clitoral orgasms, then worry less about what position SHE needs during intercourse to orgasm.
BTW, the reason on top works is because she's grinding her clit into you - she's not having a vaginal orgasm. According to the Kinsey report, a low percentage of women can even HAVE vaginal orgasms - but quite a high percentage can have a clitoral one.
Hope this helps.
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Doc is always right...
I need to change my thought processes though, I already believe Im going to fail before I even tap datass...
I know guys have problems, but can chicks get off on Ecstasy?
They can but you shouldn't have to be using drugs to get her to orgasm.
If you have a "hair trigger" you should masturbate more often so you don't finish so fast.
If she likes riding you, let her ride you. Some girls love more than anything getting on top and having the guy really grab her by the hips. Do you usually grab her hips? Its a major erogenous zone.
Also don't take sleeping meds / vicodins before you fuck. Take them when you're done fucking.
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you should take a adderal or two like an hour before fucking her. Dont tell her or let her take any, because she will be impossible to get off.
Just take the pills and smash on that ass.
Oh yeah and if you want her to get off just eat her out a hella long time, make her cum and then get on and smash for as long as you can and it wont matter if you dump quick because she already got hers.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14310985 - 04/18/11 10:54 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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you should take a adderal or two like an hour before fucking her. Dont tell her or let her take any, because she will be impossible to get off.
Just take the pills and smash on that ass.
Oh yeah and if you want her to get off just eat her out a hella long time, make her cum and then get on and smash for as long as you can and it wont matter if you dump quick because she already got hers.
Stimulants make me completely unhorny & cause temporary shrinkage due to change in blood flow.
Taking drugs just to have sex seems silly for me. I just like having sex. If he jerks off more he won't come as fast, no drugs needed.
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actually masturbating sets you up mentally for getting a quick nut because you are not trying to make it last.
he either needs pills or practice or little of both.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311007 - 04/18/11 10:59 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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actually masturbating sets you up mentally for getting a quick nut because you are not trying to make it last.
he either needs pills or practice or little of both.
Are you a guy or girl? When i masturbate i have never raced to finish quickly. If you are completely unused to being touched down there you're much more prone to getting off early. If you masturbate regularly sex can actually become unappealing. Guys that masturbate too much can only finish by masturbating. I've had this happen to me before where i would always finish myself onto her. I just finished that way so many times i couldnt finish any other way.
Eventually i stopped jerking off so much and fixed that little issue. No one needs to take amphetamines to have or give an orgasm. Sorry. Masturbation is practice! If you never blow a load the next time you go to itll be faster, no doubt.
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A lot of helpful advice, thanks to all...I think psychoslut was right in how jerking it trains you to get off faster...
Thankfully she's pretty understanding, so we'll get thru this...
It's just that im trying so hard not to fail, that I cannot succeed...I hope
I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
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She's sort a prude in the sexual aspect. She'd never admit to actually using the dildo on herself, but whatever...Im sure it's getting its use
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A lot of helpful advice, thanks to all...I think psychoslut was right in how jerking it trains you to get off faster...
Thankfully she's pretty understanding, so we'll get thru this...
It's just that im trying so hard not to fail, that I cannot succeed...I hope
I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
It really doesn't make you get off faster. If you're about to finish take a break then keep going. You need to train yourself. Cock-mind connnection lol. I literally have never finished early in my entire sex life. I never finish until i want to. Which means she always cums first.
Weird she doesn't like being eaten out. Some girls require specific technique. Some girls just don't like it.
If you get your endurance up and let her ride you i don't see how it won't work.
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actually masturbating sets you up mentally for getting a quick nut because you are not trying to make it last.
he either needs pills or practice or little of both.
Are you a guy or girl? When i masturbate i have never raced to finish quickly. If you are completely unused to being touched down there you're much more prone to getting off early. If you masturbate regularly sex can actually become unappealing. Guys that masturbate too much can only finish by masturbating. I've had this happen to me before where i would always finish myself onto her. I just finished that way so many times i couldnt finish any other way.
Eventually i stopped jerking off so much and fixed that little issue. No one needs to take amphetamines to have or give an orgasm. Sorry. Masturbation is practice! If you never blow a load the next time you go to itll be faster, no doubt.
Im a very sexual guy. I masturbate and fuck allot. I have allot of experience, I can get off in three pumps if I feel I need to or I can fuck a few hours drugs or no drugs.
I dont get off quickly just from being touched, im kind of like a girl sexually in the sense that i need to be put into the mood, and i need intimacy before and after to make it a special experience.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
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Im a very sexual guy. I masturbate and fuck allot. I have allot of experience, I can get off in three pumps if I feel I need to or I can fuck a few hours drugs or no drugs.
I dont get off quickly just from being touched, im kind of like a girl sexually in the sense that i need to be put into the mood, and i need intimacy before and after to make it a special experience.
I'm not implying you get off easily. But it sounds like this guy does. If you don't masturbate at all generally you finish earlier unless you've trained yourself.
I'm the same way. If i want to finish right away such as a "quickie" while her parents are out i can be done right away. If theres more time you can make it last. You can train yourself.
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The best training is finding a good girl that will let you constantly dump loads in her without her getting off so you can get your practice out of the way.
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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311135 - 04/18/11 11:44 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well that aint gonna happen 
I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me!
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Well that aint gonna happen
I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me!
You're just frustrated you can't get her off. Masturbation is practice. Let her jump on you chicks love that.
Once you get it figured out it won't be a chore anymore. You just need to find what works.
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She's sort a prude in the sexual aspect. She'd never admit to actually using the dildo on herself, but whatever...Im sure it's getting its use
Sometimes you can play the selfish angle - "I want to watch you, do it for me".
Wait until the mood is just right the first time, but once it's out in the open she may be more receptive.
Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
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Well that aint gonna happen
I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me!
Yeah, let her ride you and make the motion, girls now how to make themselves cum using your dick better than you can make her cum using it.
Just let her ride and hold out brother, think about something else.
If you have some sort of extra sensitive dick you might try using a extra thick condom to help you practice staying in the love hole longer.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Well that aint gonna happen
I guess Ill lay off all pills and go on top til im desensitized and let her jump on and see what happens....
Sex is supposed to be fun, and here I am making it into a fucking chore the fuck has happened to me!
You're just frustrated you can't get her off. Masturbation is practice. Let her jump on you chicks love that.
Once you get it figured out it won't be a chore anymore. You just need to find what works.
Oh and OP dont feel bad, girls are full of emotional issues that cause them to not be able to orgasm. It could very well be her fault she cant do it.
Just like I used to think I suck at sex because I couldnt make girls squirt but my friends could. It has allot to do with your skill but then at the same time all the skill in the world wont do any good if the chick is holding it back on purpose.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Doc_T]
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Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
No, just really not sexual is the only was I can explain it. Doesnt like talking about it, thinks certain things are gross (at least, says they are)...i.e. doesnt like 69 cuz its "puts my ass right in your face"...Im all like "yeah...and?..."
"I guess I can do it....for you!"
shit like that...
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Why does the sex end when you cum? That is just the warm up. After you cum, eat her out for like 5 mins.... then go back at it. You'll last much longer the next time and then you can get her off.
Or really, eat her out first and make her cum, then you fuck her. Rinse and repeat..
Don't be selfish man, if she hasn't gotten off by you in 3 months, even if its not by your dick, you're doing it wrong.. so fix it
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Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
No, just really not sexual is the only was I can explain it. Doesnt like talking about it, thinks certain things are gross (at least, says they are)...i.e. doesnt like 69 cuz its "puts my ass right in your face"...Im all like "yeah...and?..."
"I guess I can do it....for you!"
shit like that...
Thats when you say, Baby I love your ass in my face, I love you and you're beautiful body, there is nothing about you I don't like, I love to eat out your puss with your amazing ass right there"
Obviously if you don't reinforce it shes going to be self conscious about shit.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Uzziel]
#14311656 - 04/18/11 02:13 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Somehow your crude boldness makes perfect sense 
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you're doing it wrong.. so fix it
She just doesn;t like getting snacked on (lol?)...Gonna have to change that!
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Uzziel]
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I agree. If you are a potential life partner with someone absolutely nothing about them should gross you out at all.
And dont be selfish guys. I like to start out the whole thing kissing, and eating her pussy for like a half hour. Eating her out makes me excited and hard and gets her pussy super wet and ready for a hard pounding.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO.  Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
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All this sounds great, but seriously, she doesn't really like getting eaten out...I knew this before I even tried But, of course I love it, so Ive done it with little reaction (other chicks used to love it, arched backs and all).....and after I eat her out she doesn't like my mouth near her or wont kiss me afterwards...
So, yeah....a little extra difficulty thrown in...Thinking im just gonna wait til after dinner, pick her up and go caveman on her ass...See where I end up
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I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
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I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
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I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
Yeah, dont ever let her play with it by herself while you are home. If you are gone its fine, but if she decides she can get away with playing with a dildo instead of hate fucking you some shit is going terribly wrong. But dont ever let her think you are jealous of the dildo, make her think you think its amazing and play with it with her.
I made a custom pussy pounder for my chick, out of a big purple dildo and a milwaukee sawzall.
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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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I'll get her some new batteries and calm my ass down...We'll see how she goes...
The ones that are battery operated are usually weak, IMO. Get her a plug in variety, and then YOU use it on her - don't just send her off with it!
How about an unleaded one with a pull start
j/k j/k j/k j/k
Plug in, eh? Never knew of such a thing
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
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a milwaukee sawzall.
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Hitachi Magic Wand. 
(Works for guys too, btw. Just sayin'.)
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Doc_T]
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Im gonna giver her a pounding tonight, out of nowhere...cleared the pipes last night....she'll either be pissed or pleased,not sure, but I guess only time will tell
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Doc_T]
#14311740 - 04/18/11 02:33 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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I am extremly comfortable with my sexuality, but still cant talk myself into putting stuff in my ass.
My girl tells me i should get drunk, and let her suck my dick and stroke my prostate at the same time.
Its just soooo scary 
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311746 - 04/18/11 02:34 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Feels weird...do it!
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Doc_T
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14311770 - 04/18/11 02:38 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Psychoslut said:
I am extremly comfortable with my sexuality, but still cant talk myself into putting stuff in my ass.
My girl tells me i should get drunk, and let her suck my dick and stroke my prostate at the same time.
Its just soooo scary
Guys, think of this in relation to girls that don't want to receive oral.
There's no reason you should be uncomfortable with your gf playing with your ass, but you are.
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automan
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....and after I eat her out she doesn't like my mouth near her or wont kiss me afterwards...
There's your answer
She doesn't like the way she tastes so she thinks that, no matter what you say, you feel the same way.
She sounds like a good candidate for domination. Not in an extreme sort of way, just take completely the male role. Climb on top and go at it for a while until you feel like you are relatively close to coming. Then slide down and munch it for a while doing the "come here" motion on her G-Spot with your index finger. Then after she is super riled up, climb back up her, grab her neck with one hand, and a handful of hair with the other and give her the longest, deepest kiss you've ever given her. Roll onto your back and say, "Climb On." Just from assuming that dominant role, I bet you will last a lot longer once she climbs on.
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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Uzziel]
#14311790 - 04/18/11 02:44 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Does she have other "image issues"? Thinks she's fat, or thinks she has an ugly pussy or something?
No, just really not sexual is the only was I can explain it. Doesnt like talking about it, thinks certain things are gross (at least, says they are)...i.e. doesnt like 69 cuz its "puts my ass right in your face"...Im all like "yeah...and?..."
"I guess I can do it....for you!"
shit like that...
Thats when you say, Baby I love your ass in my face, I love you and you're beautiful body, there is nothing about you I don't like, I love to eat out your puss with your amazing ass right there"
Obviously if you don't reinforce it shes going to be self conscious about shit.
Any other suggestions as it pertains to her thinking shit is gross/too kinky????
She aint even religious and she has that mindset. She does all the drugs I do, so she's really cool in that respect, just thinks everything but BJs and "same ol sex" is too gross or something.
(im lucky in the respect that she offers to blow me fairly often)
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AUTOMAN   Good advice
Im gonna go caveman tonight, nothing to lose I suppose...
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Doc_T
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Positive reinforcement. Gentle loving encouragement.
Don't be pushy and don't get offended when she says no- enthusiastically proceed with the same ol' as if that's what you wanted all along.
Showering together can be one way to overcome squeamishness.
She can't tell you not to eat her ass because it's dirty in the shower.
Edit- but don't just dive in! Work your way down her back.
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automan
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Turn the heat up a little bit in the room too.
Once you've been covered in sweat and each others juices and you are still making out after awesome sex, all those juices seem to take on the aire of satisfaction rather than fear.
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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: automan]
#14311859 - 04/18/11 02:57 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Who's horny?
Alright, kinda glad I made this post. Buncha good idea's that I probably wouldn't have thought of...
Thanks for the help, gentlemen (mostly, haha)
Hopefully I'll be waist deep in vaginal secretions tonight to be unable to report back
Thanks Doc, Auto, psycho and then rest
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a milwaukee sawzall.
I hear they make a quality "pussy pounder"
Look up the Hitachi Magic Wand - I ordered mine online about 10 yrs ago and it's still goin' strong!
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Will do...before I looked it up, I was all like "Hitachi makes a dildo "
My problem is the fails due to the pills have gotten in my head and just drive me crazy, then, of course, I fail...and it multiplies the problem by not having sex and getting a hair trigger...I just need a good romp or 2 to get my mojo back, im sure...
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I just want her to be like "DAMN...I just got FUCKED!!!!!!"
Then I'll do some long term shit to make sure it stays fucked
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Psychoslut
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Dude you most likely wont be able to fuck her so hard she cant walk right and shit, if you are average.
Regardless of what your friends tell you, you cannot hurt a pussy, they are indestructible.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14312511 - 04/18/11 04:32 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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claraclairvoyant
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14312980 - 04/18/11 05:49 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Psychoslut said:
Dude you most likely wont be able to fuck her so hard she cant walk right and shit, if you are average.
Regardless of what your friends tell you, you cannot hurt a pussy, they are indestructible.
don't listen to this dude, OP. he obviously doesn't have a pussy (lol)
i'm still hurting a little from last night and this was no massive cock
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Psychoslut
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yeah im sure it might be a little sore for a day.
but some assholes run around acting like they are hung like a pringles can and there girls have to have an episiotomy everytime they have sex.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Psychoslut]
#14313026 - 04/18/11 05:57 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tryin to please her, not get her stitches
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Dave Soderberg
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A lot of it may be psychological
If you are thinking of failure before you start fucking that's what is going to happen. The medication may have played a role in your ability to get it up and that is all you think of right before you fuck.
Staying hard can be difficult when all your thinking about is going soft
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dummy
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OP: i think it's fucked up when she makes you feel bad about it... you should just jack off a lot.
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: dummy]
#14315793 - 04/19/11 08:18 AM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dave Soderberg said:
A lot of it may be psychological
If you are thinking of failure before you start fucking that's what is going to happen. The medication may have played a role in your ability to get it up and that is all you think of right before you fuck.
Staying hard can be difficult when all your thinking about is going soft
I need to fix that with a good ol romp...
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OP: i think it's fucked up when she makes you feel bad about it... you should just jack off a lot.
She doesn't really make me feel bad about it, I do that to myself...She's more supportive than most chicks, I'd believe
Anyhow, she got off work at 730 and had to get dinner, we werent really in any place to have sex until it was time for me to turn in, plus I had some pretty bad gut rot and I didnt wanna risk anything...haha
I'll try again tonight...Just fucking that in my 20's this shit can be happening...Ive been reading about "techniques" that assist, so maybe I can employ those until I get on my feet (or off hers, lol)
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Psychoslut
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sorry you gotta broken dick bro
sure you aint just gay?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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alive
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ok i have an opinion on this, basicly fuck until you nut then keep fucking!! it is thought that the dick automaticly goes limp after the first nut but its not tru you can train yourself, maybe get yourself used to the sensation by jerkin one off and continuing after, at first it will be too sensitive but then you'll get used to it and it will feel better, and directly after the first nut youll definatly have the stamina to get her off. it might be a little uncomfortable for a bit but thats what you gotta do to impress her! now if you want to focus on lenghtening the first nut if you focus on clenching your core muscles and rythmic breathing, then you will feel the surge, release all tension and friction, pull out and stop if you need to, then once its under control take some deeep breaths and start again, if you get really close but are able to suppress the nut sometimes you get extra stamina as it were,but this can be a bit trickier to master. also some circulation and libido herbs could help you, maca, cayenne, ginko etc... and good ol' exorcise will help, and try the both of you poppin some mdma first, that helps ;ps sorry but you will not succeed while on your prescription drugs
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: alive]
#15784350 - 02/09/12 05:35 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Wow, a 10 month bump. Nice 
I've actually been ok in recent memory. Thanks for the tip, though.
I can usually tell even before sex how amped up I am and whether or not to just get a BJ (or quicky) that night and sex the following night.
If I haven't busted a nut in the past 5 days or so, I cant last too long. But if its only been 24-48 hours I can usually perform pretty well.
If I think it'll be a tough night, ill just toss on a rubber and go as long as I can. Ill wait till she's on top, since that's how she gets off the easiest, and ill hold off as long as I can. If I nut then ill have her just keep grinding away until I start getting soft. Sometimes it works, sometimes not.
We just weren't having enough sex at that time, and it was hard for me to control the sensitivity. Now, we've started having more frequent romps and all is good.
Some opiates in my system and I become superman. I love it
Edited by Anonymous (02/09/12 05:36 PM)
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Kupo
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I bet automan's advice helped.
Sounds like you're getting to a more comfortable place 
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Re: Wow, I really suck at sex [Re: Kupo] 1
#15786805 - 02/10/12 03:46 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, its def gotten better. I hope she feels the same. She's getting off much more frequently now at least.
If she were some fat uglyo it wouldn't have been too bad, but my chick is really, really 'bangin' IMO. So that was making it even tougher to hold my load back, looking down at my princess getting nail, way hot!
Petite, beautiful, although she doesn't share my thought on that, which is too bad, some depression issues which may manifest in her self image, shame really. She has these perfect tits...like imo PERFECT. Probably large(r) B cups id guess. Nicely shaped with these cute little nipples that I just love to suck on and nibble on. She likes that too :-)~ I like nice smaller end tits, not much of a floppy pepperoni guy myself. Her ass is fucking raw as hell (good raw, not tore up raw, )
, really nice vajayjay, even nicer when shaved since you can see all the nice subtle curves and puffs of it. But she has the idea I like it in some hidden pedo sort of way, but I just love it when she's shaven. Looks so cute. She's tight, her shit aint all beat up and rooster gobbler looking, nice curves where you'd want em, and the faces she make when getting my cock, to die for. She's sort of qiuet, which is also a shame, I think she thinks its more of a slutty porn star thing to do to moan and let it all out. I said prude earlier, conservative would've been a better adjective.
I tell her this stuff, but with her depression, I dnt think she believes me. We got a few sets of lingerie which she likes which rly gets my cock as hard as a steel pipe.
So, to summerize, between the lack of sex a year ago and how gorgous and bangin her body is compunded in to the problem I was having.
She still doesn't like me kissing her with her sweet juices on my face, but oh well I guess. And she's started letting me cum in her mouth now too, which is a major bone-us,
Thanks for the help guys, much love
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thefloodbehind
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maybe you're no longer attracted to her.
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learn to finger fuck her and make her squirt everywhere
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maybe you're no longer attracted to her.
No way, Jose...she's bangin!
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thatnewyorker
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Viagra helps. Whenever I want to fuck but know I'm lacking enough sexual energy for it to be fun, I pop a blue pill. I'm 22 btw.
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I have a bunch of liquid cialis I got from a steriod type website.
I only use that when were fucking on stimulants tho. :-)
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