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 Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually  [Re: andrewss]
#14125953 - 03/15/11 07:00 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nothing wrong with being a dirty old man
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
#14125968 - 03/15/11 07:02 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I never figured out how to "go" for a titty fuck 
i thought that only happened in porn
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14126120 - 03/15/11 07:21 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Once when I was drunk and was gonna fuck, I puked all over a girls chest then proceeded to titty fuck her. Then I shoved my dick in her mouth and she puked.
I think puke titty fucking tops anything I've posted. That's intense. I have had a girl throw up on my lap deep throating me giving me road head and that was terrible for the rest of the drive......It was like awful smelling lap soup til I got home.
But the question is: Did you finish?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler] 1
#14126242 - 03/15/11 07:44 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I swear on life I came as she threw up.....kinda why she threw up.....I started doing the face fuck sorta thing, and came and she vomitted all over the place having me deep throated with a load in her mouth. So I had to drive like 10 minutes with my pants open completely, dick hanging out, with a soup of sperm and puke congealing on my lap til I got home. It was one of the more disgusting things I've had happen to me.....I didn't choose that one 
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14126373 - 03/15/11 08:12 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14126400 - 03/15/11 08:20 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I swear on life I came as she threw up.....kinda why she threw up.....I started doing the face fuck sorta thing, and came and she vomitted all over the place having me deep throated with a load in her mouth. So I had to drive like 10 minutes with my pants open completely, dick hanging out, with a soup of sperm and puke congealing on my lap til I got home. It was one of the more disgusting things I've had happen to me.....I didn't choose that one
Vandago has just received another follower, you can't make that shit up.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Treefeeler]
#14126488 - 03/15/11 08:37 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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i used to not like vandago
i think
but now he's my hero 
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14126545 - 03/15/11 08:48 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man thats horrible. Im a sexual newb when it comes to this kinda shit. I think the most hard core Ive ever gotten, was titty fuckin a 35 year old co worker when I was 18 and cuming on her face. I thought I was awesome after that.
Or fucking an ex with a dildo, while she was going down on her friend, while her friend was sucking my dick.
Just thinking of some of that shit vandago posted makes me wanna puke. I admire your courage, but no thanks 
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I took my chicks poop and mixed it with flour. Chopped that shit up and hit it like a line...
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Azurascender]
#14126801 - 03/15/11 09:33 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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i used to not like vandago
i think
but now he's my hero
I seriously have done some weird ass shit with women. Really two in paticular who were total psychonauts, and both I was with over three years. I think anything I've admitted to in this thread pulled in a fresh relationship would really scar someone for life. I still talk to both girls all the time, and the one LOVES dirty talk when it comes to pissin on her, though we never take it there, she just likes to hear about it when we have sex. I'm just pretty open minded sexually, and I think it's our duties as humans to push boundaries.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago] 4
#14126804 - 03/15/11 09:34 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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why hasnt muppet posted in this thread yet !?
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
#14126830 - 03/15/11 09:39 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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i don't really consider peeing a sexual act
that's just me though
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: andrewss]
#14126841 - 03/15/11 09:41 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've yet to decide which of muppets post are true or bs.
I wish I would've talked to him more at the gathering, I figured he was just a toothless drunk........
Then I come to find out hes sick and twisted and has a lot of good stories.
I remember back when I used dxm regularly.....like 17.....I could never get off from having sex on it, so I'd have sex for HOURS and never get off, then make the chick ride my face.....I'm talking like grab my hair and cowgirl ride it, while I jerked off til I came......I seriously think I may die from masturbation on drugs one day......I've had to do the same on cocaine, E, and other DXM trips.......all the same chick with the tampon story. She'd fucking kill me if she read this thread.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14126883 - 03/15/11 09:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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sex on DXM would be
ridonculous
i needa find a crazy tampon girl
most the girls with require complete domination, it gets to be a lot of work.
i wanna "get fucked" by a lady one day
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14126915 - 03/15/11 09:50 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I miss the tampon girl sooooooo much. I still talk to her a couple times a month, she travels a lot now, I think shes actually in dresden right now. She became an art major and ended up with some art cunt professor, and left me. That was back in my jealous times, and I got the dudes phone number and texted him one night really drunk........" How bout you ask your new girlfriend how she likes her mouth and vagina peed in, asshat!"
She didn't talk to me for months after that.....but she finally came around.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14126927 - 03/15/11 09:51 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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that's fuckin hilarious
i'm envy of the squirt story
i try to make every girl squirt
aint happenin - although I have gotten the bed soaked, it just wasn't explosive or anything
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14126949 - 03/15/11 09:56 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seriously the last three girls I've had squirted. The first one ( the tampon girl ) would soak everything almost everytime ( the second, the squirt on face and hot for pee girl ) would start rolling balls and all I'd have to do is hold her legs in the right position and move with the right motion and she would burst like a geyser, and most of the time ( trying to keep things somewhere dry ) she'd just shove my head down to lap it up, and if she was on top she could make herself squirt and just hop off my dick and let it go all over my body and if she could make it in time face. The third girl, the most recent, would squirt if you pushed down right below her belly button.....really weird honestly.....But I did get the 2nd girl and the third girl together for a threesome that I have a post about somewhere in this forum.
God I'm gonna get fried by one of these chicks for this I've never admitted that tampon thing anywhere before, especially to either of them.
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Man thats horrible. Im a sexual newb when it comes to this kinda shit. I think the most hard core Ive ever gotten, was titty fuckin a 35 year old co worker when I was 18 and cuming on her face. I thought I was awesome after that.
Or fucking an ex with a dildo, while she was going down on her friend, while her friend was sucking my dick.
Just thinking of some of that shit vandago posted makes me wanna puke. I admire your courage, but no thanks
you was in a threesome? niiice..
same with the fucking the 35 year old.
i've yet to do any crazy cool shit 
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14126997 - 03/15/11 10:06 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seriously the last three girls I've had squirted. The first one ( the tampon girl ) would soak everything almost everytime ( the second, the squirt on face and hot for pee girl ) would start rolling balls and all I'd have to do is hold her legs in the right position and move with the right motion and she would burst like a geyser, and most of the time ( trying to keep things somewhere dry ) she'd just shove my head down to lap it up, and if she was on top she could make herself squirt and just hop off my dick and let it go all over my body and if she could make it in time face. The third girl, the most recent, would squirt if you pushed down right below her belly button.....really weird honestly.....But I did get the 2nd girl and the third girl together for a threesome that I have a post about somewhere in this forum.
God I'm gonna get fried by one of these chicks for this I've never admitted that tampon thing anywhere before, especially to either of them.
my jealousy is on high right now one on the left is cute
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14127032 - 03/15/11 10:13 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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One on the left is a cutey. The one on the right is very dominate and sexy in her own amazon style way. The left was about 5'9, the right is about 6'0. That month was one of the best months of my life, but I've been on a drought since then really. Had sex with the one on the left a couple times since Nov. and sex with one other girl that I just played rebound for ( she was cheating on her fiance' ). I'm kinda happy to be single now, get my sexuality in order.......I think any counselor would say I have a weird sex addiction.....but I think we all do in some way.
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