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 Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs?  [Re: tokinman21]
#14130445 - 03/16/11 02:20 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes. Just saying.
i don't get it. i'll suck her pussy until the inside of my mouth is swollen due to the pressure differential between the suction i induce and the pressure inside of my body. i get my tongue coated in sour tasting bacteria when i stick it in her vagina. i cut the inside of my mouth sucking up and down her clit. she won't fucking reciprocate and i'm an asshole? fuck that dude. i'm not going to be stuck with this shit for the rest of my life, hating myself every day for not sucking up the courage and purging this lovely bitch that won't reciprocate from my life. is that hard to understand?
i don't need my dick shoved in anyone's throat. i just need to feel like the selfless effort i put in is being put out. otherwise, i'm fucking out.
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
#14131360 - 03/16/11 04:23 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell her...
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
#14131611 - 03/16/11 05:02 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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tokinman21 said:
You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes. Just saying.
i don't get it. i'll suck her pussy until the inside of my mouth is swollen due to the pressure differential between the suction i induce and the pressure inside of my body. i get my tongue coated in sour tasting bacteria when i stick it in her vagina. i cut the inside of my mouth sucking up and down her clit. she won't fucking reciprocate and i'm an asshole? fuck that dude. i'm not going to be stuck with this shit for the rest of my life, hating myself every day for not sucking up the courage and purging this lovely bitch that won't reciprocate from my life. is that hard to understand?
i don't need my dick shoved in anyone's throat. i just need to feel like the selfless effort i put in is being put out. otherwise, i'm fucking out.
as a female, i feel this is completely fair.
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Responding to the very first question here...why do girls not like giving blowjobs? Why would you not like giving a blowjob? you can't compare giving a blowjob to eating a girl out, trust me. I've done both. Getting a big cock shoved down your throat compared to licking a girls' pussy...really? haha you can't see why it might be a tad bit unpleasant? Maybe try shoving something close to the size of your dick down your throat.. and then return to this thread.
deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
#14136535 - 03/17/11 02:27 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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by golly i've got it!
what this girl needs is a dick in a box!!!!
presentation is key.
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: yogabunny]
#14136649 - 03/17/11 02:55 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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she seems to really hate sucking dick. when i bring it up shes like, 'some girls don't even do it at all'.... and i'm like wtf, if you act like my dick is satan himself it doesn't count even if it is in your mouth!
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sleepwalker]
#14136740 - 03/17/11 03:15 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oweyervishice said:
Maybe your dick smells weird.
maybe if you wash those BALLS you would have less problems with that. you ever go for a long jog or bike ride and then try to score a big blow job?? man- its those BALLS! HA!HA!HA!
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
#14145054 - 03/18/11 09:31 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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she seems to really hate sucking dick. when i bring it up shes like, 'some girls don't even do it at all'.... and i'm like wtf, if you act like my dick is satan himself it doesn't count even if it is in your mouth!
That's just the worst.
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: yogabunny]
#14145085 - 03/18/11 09:36 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've asked girls this question and they think its slutty (most of them)
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: JDubzzz420]
#14145110 - 03/18/11 09:42 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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My girl loves to give bj's. Dont even have to ask. Reading this makes me feel like maybe I take it for granted!
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I've asked girls this question and they think its slutty (most of them)
YESS. But why? I don't feel like a man whore for eating vagina lol
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Responding to the very first question here...why do girls not like giving blowjobs? Why would you not like giving a blowjob? you can't compare giving a blowjob to eating a girl out, trust me. I've done both. Getting a big cock shoved down your throat compared to licking a girls' pussy...really? haha you can't see why it might be a tad bit unpleasant? Maybe try shoving something close to the size of your dick down your throat.. and then return to this thread.
deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.
Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.Quote:
pureserenity said:
Because penises don't smell nice..
And you think your kooch smells any better? Think again. And it probably tastes about the same as a penis, but you learn to deal with it for the pleasure of giving pleasure. That's how sex works, it's a two way street. I can teach you some time if you'd like 
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
#14147369 - 03/19/11 09:37 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.
Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.
haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.
To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.
As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.
I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.
For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: physicist]
#14147873 - 03/19/11 12:49 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?
Good luck with that one. It's like the pie in the sky. Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex." She would think I was fucking nuts!
a guy at my work doesn't like getting head or nyaming vag. he's fuckin weird says "you kiss your mother with that mouth"
for which my response was "your mom blows your dad with hers"
he wasn't happy with me for a few days.
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
#14147987 - 03/19/11 01:20 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?
Good luck with that one. It's like the pie in the sky. Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex." She would think I was fucking nuts!
a guy at my work doesn't like getting head or nyaming vag. he's fuckin weird says "you kiss your mother with that mouth"
for which my response was "your mom blows your dad with hers"
he wasn't happy with me for a few days.
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
#14148765 - 03/19/11 04:37 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.
Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.
haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.
To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.
As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.
I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.
For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!
Damn, I thought you where a chick. Oh well, we could still tag team pureserenity and you could teach her your skillz 
Your last two sentences hit the nail on the head. That is my attitude everytime, but it seems like it's only one way cause they won't PUT MY FUCKING DICK DOWN THEIR MOTHER FUCKING THROATS!
I'm nice about it though lol.
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
#14149083 - 03/19/11 05:30 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.
Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.
haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.
To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.
As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.
I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.
For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!
Damn, I thought you where a chick. Oh well, we could still tag team pureserenity and you could teach her your skillz
Your last two sentences hit the nail on the head. That is my attitude everytime, but it seems like it's only one way cause they won't PUT MY FUCKING DICK DOWN THEIR MOTHER FUCKING THROATS!
I'm nice about it though lol.
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deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.
Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.
haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.
To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.
As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.
I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.
For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!
Damn, I thought you where a chick. Oh well, we could still tag team pureserenity and you could teach her your skillz
Your last two sentences hit the nail on the head. That is my attitude everytime, but it seems like it's only one way cause they won't PUT MY FUCKING DICK DOWN THEIR MOTHER FUCKING THROATS!
I'm nice about it though lol.
haha wait, she is on here? that is funny... she read your posts? You should bring her to the thread.
Feel bad for you, deepthroat is so damn simple-not facefucking can be a challenge. The one fuck buddy takes a good facefucking, now she has skills. I so return the favor though. I barely come up for air when giving her crazy oral, and if she is about to cum I wait until after to take a breath-takes focus sometimes because I'm not great at hold my breath.
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
#14149429 - 03/19/11 06:58 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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^^^^^
Breath through your nose homie... LOL
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: liloldme]
#14149644 - 03/19/11 07:36 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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^^^^^
Breath through your nose homie... LOL
Sometimes works, unless she is completely pressed up against me, or I am using the pressure of my nose to stimulate her clit. Get's tricky 
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
#14151042 - 03/20/11 12:09 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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^^^^
Your tongue should be on her clit, fingers in pussy, and nose for breathing aha.. Using your nose to stimulate a girl well, thats like rubbing a girls clit with my elbow or something.. just doesnt seem right to me.. Plus breathing is always good aha
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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Lennyk]
#14151739 - 03/20/11 02:30 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lennyk said:
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I_was_the_walrus said:
Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?
Good luck with that one. It's like the pie in the sky. Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex." She would think I was fucking nuts!
a guy at my work doesn't like getting head or nyaming vag. he's fuckin weird says "you kiss your mother with that mouth"
for which my response was "your mom blows your dad with hers"
he wasn't happy with me for a few days.
fuck does that mean? i'm talking shit? because that was all truth. word for word. dude got pissed at me.
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