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everyone does.
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Not doing drugs will sometimes do wonders for you.
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 misos
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You are such a liar... no chicks asshole is that loose.
I think you're a liar, because your story just wreaks of bullshit. However there are other options
Options:
A) Liar
B) Small dick
The choice is yours!
Come on now. My ex used to be this way. I did it a few times by accident. But, she started having anal before vaginal. (Silly religious beliefs that make NO SENSE). And, the only way my dick could be considered small is if it was compared to a well known porn star or something. Some girls ARE that way. Chances are this guy is barely 20, and so he *may* have a small penis, or his woman is a lil more kinkay than he knows. Heheh. Teh bitches are teh sluttts.
Although, after further reading of posts, I realized the guy straight didn't know. I have had this happen, except I was wonderfully stoned/ and or drunk. So, it is possible, as long as you are intoxicated. Or, your woman has a loose butthole. 
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 Re: Anal sex  [Re: misos]
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it's possible to slide in the wrong hole, however the fact the he couldn't tell the difference and she didn't say anything is where the story clearly becomes BS. the difference between ass and pussy is like apples and oranges. no-one eats an apple blindfolded and thinks it's an orange.
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misos
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Unless you're intoxicated.. That is the only way it could happen. If you're stone sober, then, yeah. There is def a difference.
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Re: Anal sex [Re: misos]
#14060899 - 03/03/11 05:47 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah, i don't think i've ever done anal drunk. but i'm never really don't for drunk sex. i did it on mushrooms. never again. sex and psychedelic drugs don't work for me.
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misos
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LOL. Sex on mushrooms is hit and miss. Either I have to do it at the ver end, or just as I'm coming up. I don't drink anymore, but I really didn't like drunk sex. Its so.. Fucking nasty. In reality, I like sober sex the most. Sex on certain pharms and opes can be good as long as you're not too stoned.
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closed veil said:
yeah, i don't think i've ever done anal drunk. but i'm never really don't for drunk sex. i did it on mushrooms. never again. sex and psychedelic drugs don't work for me.
Drunk it is amazing 
Trust me. Do it drunk. Or high. Ketamine or GHB 
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Dissociative Drug Resources
The Methoxetamine Chapters - The M Hole
Beautiful M Hole report by Wiccan_Seeker
The 3-Meo-PCP Chapters, Part One
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thanks but i'll stick to sober sex.
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well to you people who think im full of shit.. i really dont care this is an online forum, just sharing a funny story. But i assure you, it was a true story, and im pretty average in both girth and length.
She had had anal before, i was wearing a lubricated condom, and its not like i just shoved in there all the way in one motion. I wiggled side to side with some pressure til i was in there pretty far. It did feel weird, and tighter, but in the moment I wasn't really thinking "oh hey I missed an got in her butt". I was just in the moment having sex, and she did get a lot louder, which only just made me think i was doing it right. Whats to question when she sounds like she's loving it? lol
you people's skeptical observations are actually kinda the main humor points to the story.. i was to stupid to notice, and she was such a freak she didn't say anything.
Edited by dageo18 (03/04/11 03:17 AM)
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Re: Anal sex [Re: dageo18]
#14064471 - 03/04/11 04:34 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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sVs said:
Not doing drugs will sometimes do wonders for you.
DANCE BITCH!
Edited by closed veil (03/04/11 04:44 AM)
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I haven't met a girl that will let me do anal, even the ones that do it won't let me because my dick is huge.
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I have found that only sluts will let you fuck em in the ass and i think it's cuz only sluts like anal. Any woman that like anal and doesn't think she is a slut needs to maybe take a hard look back into her sexual behavior of her past and present.
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koraks
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Your deep knowledge of the human mind and the female sex in particular will probably never cease to amaze me.
Moawr of your life lessons, please! I'm craving for them; my own mental and sexual development will be arrested without them!
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Anonymous said:
I have found that only sluts will let you fuck em in the ass and i think it's cuz only sluts like anal. Any woman that like anal and doesn't think she is a slut needs to maybe take a hard look back into her sexual behavior of her past and present.
I like sluts?
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The Methoxetamine Chapters - The M Hole
Beautiful M Hole report by Wiccan_Seeker
The 3-Meo-PCP Chapters, Part One
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Sluts make the world go 'round however i would never date them because you can't trust them. Sluts are synonymous with dick fiends just like a crack head will always smoke crack if they get a chance, a slut will fuck or suck if they get the chance with a "hot guy."
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Anonymous said:
I have found that only sluts will let you fuck em in the ass and i think it's cuz only sluts like anal. Any woman that like anal and doesn't think she is a slut needs to maybe take a hard look back into her sexual behavior of her past and present.
my lady was a 20 year old virgin when i met her and now she loves anal. total slut. 
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Re: Anal sex [Re: dummy]
#14065286 - 03/04/11 11:16 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're the slutifer. Or maybe I tried typing lucifer, but I'm kinda dyslectic.
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Anonymous said:
I have found that only sluts will let you fuck em in the ass and i think it's cuz only sluts like anal. Any woman that like anal and doesn't think she is a slut needs to maybe take a hard look back into her sexual behavior of her past and present.
and only selfish dudes liked brow jobs! your and idiot! go back to your troll hole virgin!
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