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 rational
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 Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend 
#13879277 - 01/30/11 11:41 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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So I don't know where else to go for advice and this is a bit embarrassing but here goes:
I'm recently getting over a cold that I've had for days and haven't been productive as a result but I noticed I've become very horny. Well, horny isn't the right word to describe my urges:
I want to be bent over, ass smacked, pussy eaten, and thoroughly pounded with cum dripping down my thighs like a river. But the problem is that I can only be relieved by my ex. I've never been successful at masturbating, which really sucks. Anyone have any advice for me?
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational]
#13879298 - 01/30/11 11:46 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Umm find someone? Your only options are masturbation and finding someone, and if you somehow suck at masturbating, that leaves you with finding someone to do it for you. BTW, there's an anonymous function here. You can edit your post if you're embarrassed.
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational] 1
#13879304 - 01/30/11 11:47 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah. you could come over here and let me manhandle your pussy.
OR
find someone else who can get you off. it's not that hard. the sex world doesn't have soulmates you know.
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rational
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13879320 - 01/30/11 11:51 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know it's weird but it wouldn't feel right because i still love my ex very much.
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meatcakeman
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational]
#13879330 - 01/30/11 11:53 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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then give it time. eventually other cocks will suffice.
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational]
#13879337 - 01/30/11 11:55 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Then masturbate harder! Practice practice practice, that is your only option. 
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: frylock91]
#13879349 - 01/30/11 11:59 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
frylock91 said:
Then masturbate harder! Practice practice practice, that is your only option.
Go buy yourself something that vibrates.
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational]
#13879356 - 01/31/11 12:00 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rational said:
I know it's weird but it wouldn't feel right because i still love my ex very much.
Why do you feel something for someone who doesn't feel it back?
I'm assuming you two didn't have kids, plus there is more fish in the sea. You're going to end up sexually frustrated if this thought pattern continues, I don't think your ex is going to come over EVERYTIME because he knows you can't get off without him.
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A post about m00nshine
Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational]
#13879441 - 01/31/11 12:18 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rational said:
So I don't know where else to go for advice and this is a bit embarrassing but here goes:
I'm recently getting over a cold that I've had for days and haven't been productive as a result but I noticed I've become very horny. Well, horny isn't the right word to describe my urges:
I want to be bent over, ass smacked, pussy eaten, and thoroughly pounded with cum dripping down my thighs like a river. But the problem is that I can only be relieved by my ex. I've never been successful at masturbating, which really sucks. Anyone have any advice for me?
Perhaps, if you were to provide pics I could help you with your situation. 
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: Moronicus]
#13879461 - 01/31/11 12:24 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know he still loves me. He's a member if this forum
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rational
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: Bipolarbear]
#13879469 - 01/31/11 12:26 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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No.
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Moronicus
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational]
#13879473 - 01/31/11 12:26 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rational said:
I know he still loves me. He's a member if this forum
If he loves you, why is he your ex?
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A post about m00nshine
Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.
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Nightsky
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: Moronicus]
#13879500 - 01/31/11 12:32 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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A vibrator should do the trick.
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: Nightsky] 1
#13879508 - 01/31/11 12:34 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol it seems like everyone who has an ex partner that's a member of this site decides to also become a member and talk about their relationship dilemmas.
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: frylock91]
#13880038 - 01/31/11 03:16 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm also curious why this person is your ex, if you still love each other.
Now, you say that you "Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend."
May I be so bold as to guess that you've slept together since breaking up?
That tends to complicate things. I know how it is. I still have feelings for an ex who I've recently been with...
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: CidneyIndole]
#13884340 - 01/31/11 10:19 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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when you love someone you need to give them a chance
if you cant give them a chance quit playing with them
my ex is playing games with me right now
i love her to death
and she drives me nuts
but for my life , i just cant stay away from her
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: rational] 2
#13885360 - 02/01/11 01:08 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rational said:
I know he still loves me. He's a member if this forum
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: k00laid]
#13887512 - 02/01/11 02:50 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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What's his shroomery name
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frylock91
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: jokefox]
#13887564 - 02/01/11 02:59 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rational is acidxprincess' puppet 
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Moronicus
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Re: Can't get off without my ex-boyfriend [Re: frylock91]
#13887572 - 02/01/11 03:01 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
frylock91 said:
Rational is acidxprincess' puppet
Do explain. 
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Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.
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