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Anonymous #1

Should I bang this girl or no? *deed done*
    #13594555 - 12/07/10 08:02 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

I know this is all gonna sound pretty pathetic but anyway...

I haven't gotten laid since I got dumped 4 months ago (or even met anybody that I thought I could get anywhere with) which is really weird becuase I don't usually have much of a problem meeting girls. Now it turns out I'm gonna be moving in a few months, so I don't wanna start a relationship.

A week or so ago this girl added me on facebook; I thought I had met her before but apparently she just added me cause she thinks I'm cute (she's kinda fugly but I'm not picky at this point). IM'd then texted for a couple days. Says she might get suspended after this semester and not be in town anymore next year. I figure she might be up for some casual sex if she's leaving town soon anyway.

I find myself bored and stoned late at night, so she invites me to watch tv at her dorm lobby, so I do that for a bit. She seemed into me but I didn't really flirt with her because I guess I didn't want her to think I wanted to date her.  I would've invited her back to my place to smoke (seemed like the most casual way to invite her back) but I had just smoked my last bit of weed. I was getting tired so I figured I would just invite her to smoke when I get more.

Talked to her on IM the next day and she tells me we should get drunk when finals are over. Not just have a drink, or party (she doesn't even go to parties) but "get drunk" so it sounds obviouse we're gonna fuck.

Well today we had this text conversation:
*A bunch of blahblahblah*
Her: Was trying to get you to say you liked me but that would be weird because you don't know me lol.
Me: Sorry I don't wanna lead you on but I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now.
Her: It's cool.
Me: You seem like a cool enough person to hang out with though.
Her: Thanks well we can hang soon drink or whatever.
*Pleasant conversation continues*

So do I still try to fuck her? She's not quite 21, so it would seem that the drinking is to occur at my place. I'm kinda woried about it being weird for just the two of us getting drunk together. If she's really into me I don't wanna just use and hurt her. We could just be friends, or I guess I could stop talking to her if it gets weird. She's kinda weird like you could expect from a girl that randomly adds you on facebook, but we get eachothers sense of humor and have things in common. Maybe this story can provide some entertainment?


Edited by Anonymous (12/13/10 07:50 PM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13594564 - 12/07/10 08:08 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

pics


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13594578 - 12/07/10 08:15 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

wear a rubber---


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: travelleler]
    #13594840 - 12/07/10 10:48 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
pics



No.
Quote:

travelleler said:
wear a rubber---



Fo sho


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13595038 - 12/07/10 12:06 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

But you said she's fugly.. Why would you fuck a girl who is not only fugly but also will probably cling to you like a leech after?


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: alexithymia]
    #13596868 - 12/07/10 06:27 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

alexithymia said:
But you said she's fugly.. Why would you fuck a girl who is not only fugly but also will probably cling to you like a leech after?



It's probably stupid reasons, but aside from 4 months being a long time to go without sex when you're in college, I guess a lot of it has to do with getting dumped. As for gettig clingy, I've thought of that, but if I have to I can just stop talking to her. When we IM she'll say things like "I'll leave you alone if I'm distracting you" or "Is it ok if I text you later?" Sounds like she wants to make sure she's not a nuisance:shrug:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13597706 - 12/07/10 09:11 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Meh. If you're cool with it, and she's cool with it, why not? As long as both of you understand one another's situation, no harm is done.


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #13598851 - 12/08/10 12:08 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

what's wrong with falling in love, as long as it's friendly and not a nuisance??  Sounds like a healthy thing to do!  :sunny:


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #13598972 - 12/08/10 12:25 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

bang her


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #13599040 - 12/08/10 12:33 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
what's wrong with falling in love, as long as it's friendly and not a nuisance??  Sounds like a healthy thing to do!  :sunny:



I'm not sure I get what you're trying to say here... I don't wanna fall in love with anyone in this town becuase I'll be moving soon.


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13599120 - 12/08/10 12:45 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

So what? :sunny:  Do what you need to be happy with it.  if you're not happy with it then leave it be.

you never know man  :thumbup: get it on :thumbup:

if it smells like salmon, keep on jammin.

if it smells like trout, pull it out.

if it smells like cologne, betta leave it alone.

:smirk:


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: travelleler]
    #13600466 - 12/08/10 11:18 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

DSHSB and then move. she's already begging...


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: debianlinux]
    #13608429 - 12/09/10 07:00 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? *DELETED* [Re: shadowplay]
    #13608468 - 12/09/10 07:06 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #13608497 - 12/09/10 07:11 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Nice ninja edit

:shoosh:



Why thank you. I'm pretty fucking clever I know.


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13615969 - 12/11/10 03:59 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

yes, use a condom. orgasms are good for the soul


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: mick]
    #13620585 - 12/12/10 11:44 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

and let us know how it turns out


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: travelleler]
    #13621670 - 12/12/10 04:38 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Ok I invited her over thursday night so we got drunk and fucked. The sex was pretty good and everything seemed cool. Invited her over again last night, but that turned out to be a bad idea. The condom broke but I didn't notice in time, had to take her to get a pill, and pay for it. In the proccess a couple of my friends saw us together and at least one of them is sure to know whats going on now. I was really hoping to keep it on the down low to avoid embarrasment... oh well.


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13624148 - 12/13/10 12:38 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Well today we had this text conversation:
*A bunch of blahblahblah*
Her: Was trying to get you to fuck me but that would be weird because you don't know me lol.




Edited for truth.


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: playapez]
    #13624439 - 12/13/10 01:45 AM (2 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbup: sort of right on man...  yeah condoms suck...  they're sort of good and sort of not always reliable.  Just ask Julian Assange :omgawesome:


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: travelleler]
    #13625801 - 12/13/10 12:44 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Have you ever thought she just wants to get laid? Its mutual. Her saying get drunk with you is like a guy saying i want to fuck you. So go run along now little pig and fuck her. Wear da condomssss.


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: dshow]
    #13627690 - 12/13/10 07:48 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Ok I knew that when she said get drunk she meant fuck. I also have a friend who fucked a random girl one night and the next morning she says "well I guess I have a boyfriend now." Some girls are like that. Anyway I already fucked her and I think she might prefer to date but she says she's cool with how things are. She's leaving town for christmas break tomorrow so I don't know if I'll wanna see her anymore when she gets back. Right now I just have to hope she's not having my baby...


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13628127 - 12/13/10 09:09 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: dshow]
    #13628140 - 12/13/10 09:11 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

:thumbup:yay!:thumbup:

fuck her again--  maybe you'll learn to like it  :wink:


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: travelleler]
    #13633637 - 12/14/10 09:35 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

GET SOME!


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: unforgiven]
    #13637816 - 12/15/10 06:23 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Man wtf.

If everyone here sends me good vibes and this happens to/for me; I promise I'll take and post tons of pictures of whatever fugly girl hits me up.

Mutual satisfaction.  Lets get them vibes going people.


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Humility]
    #13637851 - 12/15/10 06:29 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

:plur::peace::hippie::heart:


:picdidnthappen:


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Re: Should I bang this girl or no? [Re: Humility]
    #13637886 - 12/15/10 06:37 PM (2 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Humility said:
Man wtf.

If everyone here sends me good vibes and this happens to/for me; I promise I'll take and post tons of pictures of whatever fugly girl hits me up.

Mutual satisfaction.  Lets get them vibes going people.



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ill be waiting on those pics


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