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 RonaldFuckingPaul
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Acidic_Sloth said:
i need a girl to practice on. wanna come over?
yes
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 MOTH
Wild Woman
Registered: 06/06/03
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Quote:
Acidic_Sloth said:
i need a girl to practice on. wanna come over?
Slothie, I thought you'd never ask!  
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide
Registered: 05/29/02
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Loc: ainrofilac
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 Re: I love to eat pussy  [Re: MOTH] 1
#13494211 - 11/16/10 07:45 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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okay, i'll be waiting. gonna do some tongue exercises now to limber up a bit. 
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tiny_rabid_birds
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this thread is right on. it's almost always more enjoyable for me to give than to receive. now i'm realizing that.. man.. it's been way too long. like since july. 
i think my first girlfriend helped in cultivating my love for the act. when i was most young and most impressionable, she used to use cake flavored body powder down there. so i was kinda weened onto the pussy. now, of course, i love it au natural, but i can't help but think the accommodating introduction had a part to play.
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide
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i will fix that "since july" thing for you if you come to california.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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haha. i'm afraid i have neither the ability, nor the financial means to simply pick up and move to cali. not quite yet at least. the soonest that would be possible is like june. so i guess we'll see in june
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Acidic_Sloth
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Hologram
wholesome
Registered: 12/12/09
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i dunno man recieving is way better than giving
i love gettin bj's
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yogabunny
proper peach
Registered: 11/01/09
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Loc: ∞
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MisterMuscaria said:
I love eating pussy. I love the smell, the taste and the texture.
I get hard when I do it and I get hard just thinking about it. It's almost like a sorta foreplay for me. After I eat a girl out to get her nice and lubricated and me nice and hard I love to fuck her and go at it with so much more vigor and enthusiasm. I especially love to eat pussy when Im on mushrooms or acid.
I think Ive got an oral fixation.
Sometimes Id rather go down on a girl than be gone down on, but my ultimate love is a good 69.
oh my!
that was incredibly arousing to read. can't wait for my boy to return from the west coast.
RAWR.
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Hologram
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 Re: I love to eat pussy [Re: yogabunny]
#13498270 - 11/17/10 03:07 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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i sixty nined today. it was amazing. But after getting a super BJ and smashin till i was out of breath i decided to give her some head. I had been holding out on her so i decided to make it a good one.
My tounge found th clit and it was game over. After 15 minutes of non stop inteses licking she was rolling around screaming and cumming all over my face. I slurped up every drop and licked more intensely pretty much not letting her orgasm end. I grabbed her ass, my tounge still dancing with her clit and pulled her in close since she was writhing in pleasure. I swear ive never drank so much juice from a pussy. i grabbed her tits and let her look me in the eyes as i finshed her off then flipped her on her belly and smashed some more. I guess shes super sensitive after cummin from oral cause she was screamin her head off and sayin "yea *** fuck me good baby" the cesored part is my name.
Anyways after making her cum some more i just stopped from exhaustion..i didnt even cum and for once...i dont care.
Seeing her sprawled out on my SOAKED bed was hot as fuck and after giving me an amazing BJ i decided to leave her in her own world instead of trying to get my nut off. god i love her. I never eat any chick for that long...usually just to get em wet then hit it. but with her i make it a point to burry my face between her legs until shes shaking.
Wat was wierd tho was her pussy looked destroyed. Its very pretty too so i was surprised. I know its not permanent it just looked fuckin...i dont even know. Kinda nasty really but i love her and i love her pussy so i didnt say anything about it. i guess my junk looks pretty haggard after a nice session as well 
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 VisionaryFlicker
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Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 2,456
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Re: I love to eat pussy [Re: Hologram]
#13499336 - 11/17/10 06:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hologram said:
Wat was wierd tho was her pussy looked destroyed. Its very pretty too so i was surprised. I know its not permanent it just looked fuckin...i dont even know. Kinda nasty really but i love her and i love her pussy so i didnt say anything about it. i guess my junk looks pretty haggard after a nice session as well
she's fuckin someone else, bro.
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Hologram
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i could care less
i get it so often he'd be gettin the shit end of the deal
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ToiletDuk
Child of the Corn
Registered: 05/17/03
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Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Although I'm certainly no expert, there's nothing that gets me hotter than making a woman cum. It's awesome! 
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Re: I love to eat pussy [Re: ToiletDuk]
#13501944 - 11/18/10 04:39 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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VisionaryFlicker
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Re: I love to eat pussy [Re: Hologram]
#13502196 - 11/18/10 07:12 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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He's getting anal, bro.
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Hologram
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misos
A wandering soul
Registered: 03/23/06
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Fo sho. I love pussy. I'm not real big on blowjob's, but I will will eat a bitch out for like 45 minutes. I love that shit. Its good stuff on MDMA too. Then again, isn't everything great on MDMA??
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Distorted Vision
Don't waste life friends
Registered: 07/30/09
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Re: I love to eat pussy [Re: misos]
#13516215 - 11/20/10 09:38 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah I agree, I'd rather eat a girl out then get a BJ.
and 69 is the best IMO.
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BothHands
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I've never really enjoyed 69. Maybe my technique is off though. But my neck always gets tired trying to reach up in the air with my tongue, and it's pretty hard to shift freely to line yourself up. I usually take turns. Probably different for a hetero couple. I imagine a penis would be much easier to reach from the bottom.
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Distorted Vision
Don't waste life friends
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Re: I love to eat pussy [Re: BothHands]
#13516344 - 11/20/10 10:04 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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BothHands said:
I've never really enjoyed 69. Maybe my technique is off though. But my neck always gets tired trying to reach up in the air with my tongue, and it's pretty hard to shift freely to line yourself up. I usually take turns. Probably different for a hetero couple. I imagine a penis would be much easier to reach from the bottom.
You would have to move your head back and forth for a penis, and that would be really awkward for the guy to be on top. But I havent tried being on top.
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Edited by Distorted Vision (11/21/10 12:48 PM)
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