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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #13398125 - 10/28/10 01:04 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #9 said:
Wasnt expecting a serious answer op
What if i said i do have a facebook, homegirls, game, and still cant find someone thats not fat or ugly.:sad:
Only my dank buds and my new iphone love me back




Refer to my first response to you and follow all of the directions, or simply lower your standards.


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Anonymous #11

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13399139 - 10/28/10 05:17 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Best way to break the ice with a musician girl and ask if she might be down to jam?    Last i heard she was tryin to get a band together, but we haven't really spoke in a while.  I know i have nothing to lose but im not always sure the best way to approach these things  :stoned:


Edited by Anonymous (10/28/10 05:21 AM)


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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #13400100 - 10/28/10 12:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #11 said:
Best way to break the ice with a musician girl and ask if she might be down to jam?    Last i heard she was tryin to get a band together, but we haven't really spoke in a while.  I know i have nothing to lose but im not always sure the best way to approach these things  :stoned:




Compliment her talent, something along the lines of "I heard you really jam out, I'd love the opportunity to play with you sometime".


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Anonymous #12

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13400116 - 10/28/10 12:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I'm a virgin and every time I've had the chance to get my dick wet, it won't get hard b/c the girls are morbidly obese or they're strippers and I'm wasted.


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Anonymous #13

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #13400148 - 10/28/10 01:00 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #10 said:
I'm a 25 year old virgin, I'm a dirty hippy, have anger issues and I smoke WAY too much weed (to deal with the anger issues. Hard to get mad when i'm stoned).





Go see a psychologist, take a shower, get a job, clean up, and follow the methods above for getting laid.



a psychologist for virginity? youre a moron bro.


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Anonymous #14

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #13] * 1
    #13400166 - 10/28/10 01:05 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #13 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #10 said:
I'm a 25 year old virgin, I'm a dirty hippy, have anger issues and I smoke WAY too much weed (to deal with the anger issues. Hard to get mad when i'm stoned).





Go see a psychologist, take a shower, get a job, clean up, and follow the methods above for getting laid.



a psychologist for virginity? youre a moron bro.




Haha,I think he meant prostitute.


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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #13400219 - 10/28/10 01:23 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #11 said:
Best way to break the ice with a musician girl and ask if she might be down to jam?    Last i heard she was tryin to get a band together, but we haven't really spoke in a while.  I know i have nothing to lose but im not always sure the best way to approach these things  :stoned:




Compliment her talent, something along the lines of "I heard you really jam out, I'd love the opportunity to play with you sometime".
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Anonymous #13 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #10 said:
I'm a 25 year old virgin, I'm a dirty hippy, have anger issues and I smoke WAY too much weed (to deal with the anger issues. Hard to get mad when i'm stoned).





Go see a psychologist, take a shower, get a job, clean up, and follow the methods above for getting laid.



a psychologist for virginity? youre a moron bro.




A psychologist for his anger issues. Thanks for playing.


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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #13400228 - 10/28/10 01:26 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #12 said:
I'm a virgin and every time I've had the chance to get my dick wet, it won't get hard b/c the girls are morbidly obese or they're strippers and I'm wasted.




Turn out the lights for the fat chicks and get head from them first, or hang with the strippers sober -- it seems as if the only person you're fucking is yourself.


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Anonymous #15

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13400700 - 10/28/10 02:45 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

how can you get megan foxx ?


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Anonymous #16

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13400901 - 10/28/10 03:16 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Fiancee left me after four years, trying to get back into the game, also need a place to move where my seasonal bullshit won't be affected. Maybe Florida? Also I'm a meat cutter by trade and I'm having trouble finding work.


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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #13401006 - 10/28/10 03:38 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #15 said:
how can you get megan foxx ?




I don't want Megan Fox.




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Anonymous #16 said:
Fiancee left me after four years, trying to get back into the game, also need a place to move where my seasonal bullshit won't be affected. Maybe Florida? Also I'm a meat cutter by trade and I'm having trouble finding work.




Look outside of the meat cutting field for work, if you're not qualified for pay you desire, get qualified -- a good job will open the doors for dating and moving to Florida.


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Anonymous #17

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #13401019 - 10/28/10 03:40 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

ive been depressed over a year now. I used to get all these girls and i used to laugh alot and have a great life. I now feel like a guy with his balls cut off. That depression has led to me drinking 5 nights a week and staying home. Not even caring about finding girls or going out anymore. im only 23 years old. what do i do.


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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #13401183 - 10/28/10 04:08 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #17 said:
ive been depressed over a year now. I used to get all these girls and i used to laugh alot and have a great life. I now feel like a guy with his balls cut off. That depression has led to me drinking 5 nights a week and staying home. Not even caring about finding girls or going out anymore. im only 23 years old. what do i do.




Lay off the booze, get some exercise, start eating right and pick up a hobby that involves you leaving the house (a hobby involving exercise would be two birds with one stone), happiness and women will follow. :thumbup:


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Anonymous #18

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13401305 - 10/28/10 04:31 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I'm considering doing corp to corp IT work and I need to form my own LLC. It costs $300 and I'm somewhat afraid to bite the bullet, but to stay in the game I need to do it. More Companies are moving from 1099 to Corp to Corp. Dunno what to do.


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Anonymous #19

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13401331 - 10/28/10 04:37 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Hi, all I want to do in life is bang some sluts. My parents are old-fashioned and I live with them. They cramp my style. I need to move out. Can't get a job though because job hunting is too mind-numbing. I try, and then the pressure of boredom builds up and I do something else.


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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #13401392 - 10/28/10 04:50 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #18 said:
I'm considering doing corp to corp IT work and I need to form my own LLC. It costs $300 and I'm somewhat afraid to bite the bullet, but to stay in the game I need to do it. More Companies are moving from 1099 to Corp to Corp. Dunno what to do.




You answered your own question twice, you gotta do what you gotta do, get it done -- it doesn't sound like you really have a choice if you want to reach your goal. 



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Anonymous #19 said:
Hi, all I want to do in life is bang some sluts. My parents are old-fashioned and I live with them. They cramp my style. I need to move out. Can't get a job though because job hunting is too mind-numbing. I try, and then the pressure of boredom builds up and I do something else.




Sluts will have sex anywhere, it certainly doesn't have to happen at your parent's house -- put your computer to work and build up a network of sluts, bang them wherever you can.


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Anonymous #20

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13401404 - 10/28/10 04:52 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Can' get to sleep, been up three days strait and the aliens have found ways to get through my tinfoil.


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Anonymous #6

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13401410 - 10/28/10 04:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I have been noticing that your now getting two lines of text on your advice, better cut back a little, some of us can't handle that much.


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Anonymous #21

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13401414 - 10/28/10 04:54 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I'll have a pretty good chance this weekend to get a girl that seems interested in me
please tell me how to not fuck up and let it pass by like many other times

thnx


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Anonymous #1

Re: You post your problem, and I give you advice. [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #13401479 - 10/28/10 05:05 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #20 said:
Can' get to sleep, been up three days strait and the aliens have found ways to get through my tinfoil.



Go talk to a doctor. :tinfoil:


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Anonymous #6 said:
I have been noticing that your now getting two lines of text on your advice, better cut back a little, some of us can't handle that much.



A sentence ends with a period. :tongue:



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Anonymous #21 said:
I'll have a pretty good chance this weekend to get a girl that seems interested in me
please tell me how to not fuck up and let it pass by like many other times

thnx




You gotta take charge, don't worry it's what most women want - it's better to try and fail than to not try at all. :wink:


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