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Anonymous #1
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 I wipe my ass while standing up 
#13387037 - 10/25/10 10:22 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13387055 - 10/25/10 10:25 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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hm
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #2]
#13387057 - 10/25/10 10:25 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:
hm
????
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13387182 - 10/25/10 10:45 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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when i was in junior high, i got into a conversation about asswiping
with my freinds. I was shocked to learn people sit down to wipe, because as long as i could remember i stood to wipe.
sitting is better imo but i do both now
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #3]
#13387185 - 10/25/10 10:46 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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remember to wipe away from your vajayjay....
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13387186 - 10/25/10 10:46 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
I thought that's how it was done properly....?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13387195 - 10/25/10 10:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thats odd... I shit standing up, then sit down to wipe my ass. ....interestingggggggggggg
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13387204 - 10/25/10 10:49 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Great topic, definitly one of a true gentlemen. i applaud thee
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #6]
#13387392 - 10/25/10 11:23 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wipe my ass standing up too. My mom walking in on my wiping one day when I was a kid and was like "you're doing it wrong!!!"
I still wipe my ass while standing though.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #7]
#13387467 - 10/25/10 11:37 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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wtf kind of bad parent doesn't even let you wipe your ass the way you want, sheesh!
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #8]
#13387494 - 10/25/10 11:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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If they were a real parent they would have wiped it for you 
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #6]
#13387498 - 10/25/10 11:43 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #6]
#13387529 - 10/25/10 11:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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As if standing is better. You can't reach your asshole as well that way.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #9]
#13387550 - 10/25/10 11:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
i pee in the floor when im drunk
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #2]
#13387596 - 10/26/10 12:04 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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i dont wipe,just lean over the sink and get a toothbrush to do the work
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Anonymous #4
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Quote:
Anonymous #10 said:
i dont wipe,just lean over the sink and get a toothbrush to do the work
I hope you're female.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #4]
#13388201 - 10/26/10 02:12 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've always done that, didn't know it was wrong ?
How do you even wipe it sitting down? Do you go back to front?
Eeeeewwww....
Edited by Anonymous (10/26/10 02:13 AM)
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Anonymous #12
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i will stand to wipe until i am no longer able.
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Anonymous #8
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I sit down when I pee, theres nothin that crazy about me
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #9]
#13388229 - 10/26/10 02:18 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
As if standing is better. You can't reach your asshole as well that way.
Wiping while sitting 
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #9]
#13388341 - 10/26/10 02:47 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
As if standing is better. You can't reach your asshole as well that way.
man, if you can't reach your asshole while standing, you've got some serious issues.
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Anonymous #13
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I raise up off the seat to a half-standing position.
It pisses me off, too, when I use one of those public toilets with the automatic flusher, because this always sets them off and splashes my ass with water.
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Anonymous #14
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I hang my ass over the bathtub and spray it with water. I never have to wipe my ass. Life is great. Oh, this is done in the spare bathroom and I never shower in the shit tub. It's great watching shitballs flow down the drain while the rest of you nasty fuckers are smearing it around with toilet paper.
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Anonymous #2
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said:
I hang my ass over the bathtub and spray it with water. I never have to wipe my ass. Life is great. Oh, this is done in the spare bathroom and I never shower in the shit tub. It's great watching shitballs flow down the drain while the rest of you nasty fuckers are smearing it around with toilet paper.
gaaa this is a wierd thread
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #2]
#13389064 - 10/26/10 09:50 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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bidet FTW
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Anonymous #16
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I never understood how someone could wipe there ass while seated... If you are sitting on your ass, how do you get the TP in there? 
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Anonymous #4
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said:
I hang my ass over the bathtub and spray it with water. I never have to wipe my ass. Life is great. Oh, this is done in the spare bathroom and I never shower in the shit tub. It's great watching shitballs flow down the drain while the rest of you nasty fuckers are smearing it around with toilet paper.
I sure hope that you are female.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #4]
#13389701 - 10/26/10 01:02 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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i wipe my ass with my hand after i shit standing on my head and then smack your mother in the face with my shitty hand right before we make out.
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Anonymous #4
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That would leave you kissing a shit smacked woman on the lips, you are a  and/or a 
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Anonymous #18
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #4]
#13390514 - 10/26/10 03:56 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wtf, I thought thats the way everyone did it
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Anonymous #2
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who gives a fuck how you wipe your ass, long as you get it clean
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #2]
#13390626 - 10/26/10 04:26 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you have any ass at all, standing up allows your buttcheeks to push together (smearing left over poop which if you stayed seated would remain on your butthole or on the single buttcheek it streaked down.. think of how an inkblot is made if you can't imagine it) but if you staying seated you can keep your buttcheeks firmly pulled apart. Sitting down is cleaner than standing up.
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Anonymous #20
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this thread made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #20 said:
this thread made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts.
your welcome, all my SA posts are amazing.
-reeferaddict69
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Anonymous #9
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Quote:
Anonymous #12 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
As if standing is better. You can't reach your asshole as well that way.
man, if you can't reach your asshole while standing, you've got some serious issues.
No shit. That's why i said you can't reach it "as well" as if you where sitting. I didn't say "you can't reach your asshole at all when you're standing."
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Anonymous #20
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13392090 - 10/26/10 09:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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well it really wasn't your original post but the responses that were so funny
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #20 said:
well it really wasn't your original post but the responses that were so funny
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Anonymous #4
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Quote:
Anonymous #19 said:
If you have any ass at all, standing up allows your buttcheeks to push together (smearing left over poop which if you stayed seated would remain on your butthole or on the single buttcheek it streaked down.. think of how an inkblot is made if you can't imagine it) but if you staying seated you can keep your buttcheeks firmly pulled apart. Sitting down is cleaner than standing up.
this made me  , it is funny because it is true.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: I wipe my ass while standing up [Re: Anonymous #4]
#13394076 - 10/27/10 09:49 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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u people use paper 
come up with the times
jet stream for the ultimate win.
you guys will learn eventually
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Anonymous #22
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I was a stander but now I'm just confused!!
Plus for all you standers, isn't it funny when someone comes to check the stall to see if its free and you're there staring out at them. They're wondering what you're doing and you're wondering how long you should stay standing up... LOL!!!
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Anonymous #4
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Quote:
Anonymous #21 said:
u people use paper
come up with the times
jet stream for the ultimate win.
you guys will learn eventually
Do you have a portable one for when you go out?
Sometimes you gotta poop in strange and unusual places...
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