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Anonymous #30

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #15930897 - 03/10/12 10:28 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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I cant have one mailed to my house cuz my parents would find it and open it before I could get it, and I would be nervous and feel awkward going inside the store to buy one. but i still want too. What store sells them? are there alot of those stores around everywhere? or just in the inner city?




Walmart sells them. They carry the white trash, trailer trash and overweight old lady driving a cart; models.




lol! ya one would think Walk mart would sell sex toys and fleshlights since they sell everything. I looked it up online tho alas they do not. I could bring myself to go inside a sex store and buy a fleshlight but theres no way I would buy a fleshlight at walmart anyway even if they did sell it, walmart is always constantly packed with people everywhere, and then when u try to go to the check out lines there is always horribly long lines and tons and tons of people, so a very large number of people would see me holding the fleshlight trying to buy it, the wait in checkout line would be a very long wait, very awkward.


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Anonymous #21

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #15931248 - 03/10/12 11:44 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

stick the fleshlight in the shopping carts and cover it with panties.. :retawed:


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Anonymous #40

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #15931261 - 03/10/12 11:48 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Dont forget the lube


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Anonymous #35

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #15931408 - 03/11/12 12:34 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

What's the favorite texture option, to those with experiance?


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Anonymous #40

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15931686 - 03/11/12 01:34 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

i like the barbed wire option. It feel prickly.


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Anonymous #33

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15931892 - 03/11/12 03:39 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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What's the favorite texture option, to those with experiance?



your mom


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Anonymous #35

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #15933230 - 03/11/12 03:08 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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What's the favorite texture option, to those with experiance?



your mom



Originality must not be your strong suit, eh 33?


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Anonymous #33

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15936032 - 03/12/12 02:59 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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What's the favorite texture option, to those with experiance?



your mom



Originality must not be your strong suit, eh 33?



I guess in a thread about fucking flashlights I can't really find the motivation to brainstorm good material.


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Anonymous #35

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #15936756 - 03/12/12 10:45 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:ahahaha:
That was kinda funny


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Anonymous #41

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15941161 - 03/13/12 08:20 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I'm not gonna read a thread 6 pages long about some dude justifying his purchase of a fuck toy, but I would like to add my 2 cents.

I'd never buy it, but if I got a free one somehow, you bet your ass I'd be fucking a flash light every day. Nobody looks at females funny for having a plastic cock, whats the difference for a dude to have a plastic vagoo?


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Anonymous #38

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #41]
    #15955360 - 03/16/12 03:26 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

So I woke up to a loud knock, open the door to see a UPS guy with MY FLESHLIGHT! :laugh:
I went and got it all set up and all.
Its pretty fuckin awesome to say the least. I'm definitely going to buy a new sleeve soon though. Curious to see what each one feels like.


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Anonymous #37

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #15955369 - 03/16/12 03:28 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I bet he's already fucking it.


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Anonymous #21

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #15955474 - 03/16/12 03:52 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I just fucked my fleshlight, so I can have a quit evening at home..


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Anonymous #38

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #15955605 - 03/16/12 04:24 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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I bet he's already fucking it.



Fucked it twice so far.
Gunna have some fun with this thing for awhile
:awehigh:


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Anonymous #35

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #15955759 - 03/16/12 04:56 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I got mine in the mail today, too...and, ironically, the g/f has "aunt flo" in town :lol:


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Anonymous #33

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15956405 - 03/16/12 07:20 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

That wouldn't be irony, that's just a convenient coincidence. Flashlight fucker.


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Anonymous #42

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #15960757 - 03/17/12 09:13 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Flashlight fucker.




Hahahaha


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Anonymous #43

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #42]
    #15961034 - 03/17/12 10:12 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Fleshlights are fucking awesome...I had the stamina training unit one, and it was nuts.  Pretty sure I lasted longer having real sex than I did with that thing half the time!


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Anonymous #36

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #43]
    #15961220 - 03/17/12 10:48 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Post pics. Boner and Fleshlight.


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Anonymous #38

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #16053349 - 04/06/12 05:53 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

So my fleshlight started to get a hole on the outer side.


Contacted support, and within literally five minutes, I got an email saying they just sent me another replacement at no extra charge. Gave me new order number and everything.

TALK ABOUT FUCKING AWESOME SERVICE!


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