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Anonymous #35

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #15903224 - 03/05/12 01:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Told my girl I thought it'd be useful for when she's on the rag, she's in to it :shrug::highfive::lol:

Idk how it'd be having my girl use a faux snatch on me, but I'm willing to find out.

How much do these things run? I assume they're the preferred plasnatch


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Anonymous #17

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15903348 - 03/05/12 02:01 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Just lay back and let her stroke you while she dildo fucks you.

They run about 80.


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Anonymous #35

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #15903418 - 03/05/12 02:22 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

If that was the case id just get a BJ. Dildo in the ass, nah, if her finger slipped in, meh, I wouldnt jump too high.

$80, for reals? Dang! Maybe ill stick with head


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Anonymous #17

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15903436 - 03/05/12 02:27 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)



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Anonymous #32

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #15906782 - 03/06/12 01:13 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #26 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
Its been a few years since I had sexual relations with females. I sometimes wonder if I were to buy the fleshlight that I would be a metophor for awknowledgkng that I will never have a female in my life, and it makes me depressed.





It's something you rub your dick on. Don't over think it breh



These are just like the two voices in my head that debate whether or not to get one.


Also I wish my cock was small enough to fit in one of those tenga things - looks like a good product and a fraction of the price to boot!


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Anonymous #36

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #15907957 - 03/06/12 09:59 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #32 said:
Also I wish my cock was small enough to fit in one of those tenga things - looks like a good product and a fraction of the price to boot!




What are the dimensions?


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Anonymous #37

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #15908045 - 03/06/12 10:25 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Fleshlights? Just hock a loogie in your hand.


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Anonymous #32

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #15911074 - 03/06/12 10:11 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #36 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #32 said:
Also I wish my cock was small enough to fit in one of those tenga things - looks like a good product and a fraction of the price to boot!




What are the dimensions?



If you really want to know then check the official site...

But from memory the larger U.S. sized are 18.5cm deep.

Quote:

Anonymous #37 said:
Fleshlights? Just hock a loogie in your hand.



Yucky.


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Anonymous #33

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #15913391 - 03/07/12 12:50 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Yucky? What are you a 12 year old girl?


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Anonymous #38

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #15926656 - 03/09/12 10:52 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

FINALLY just picked up the Teagan Presley "Lotus" fleshlight today. Been wanting one of these fuckers since I was 16. Now that I am 19 and out on my own place, I ordered one!
Picked up some of their "water" lube too, wonder how this is going to be. Never used actual lube before, just good ol' hemp lotion.

This is going to be the longest wait ever..


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Anonymous #37

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #15926895 - 03/09/12 11:53 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Dont forget to go down on it first.


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Anonymous #20

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #15929096 - 03/10/12 01:43 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I recommend the stamina training unit or especially the Stoya Destroya.
Had one of the little nodules in that one go in my dickhole before, felt way better than I first thought
:lolsy:


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Anonymous #35

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #15929431 - 03/10/12 03:38 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Alright, so...after running it by the awesome girlfriend who said she was up for playing with me with it I placed an order. This is gonna be perfect when she's on the rag.

You guys think the fleshlight will turn out to be favored by me over just getting head when we cant make love? I guess I'll switch it up. She sucks me sooo good, so Id hate to want this instead and have her lose some skills on the BJs...oh well, "white people problems" :ahahaha:


I got the clear case, with the vag opening and the "wonder wave" texture



I also purchased some fire lube, a little bullet vibrator
and 1 of each of these


Fuuuuuuck ya! were gonna be having a blast.

thanks for this thread, op

Are the cases/tubes/housing strictly for containing it, or do they have different ones that make it tighter or something?
I just ended up building my own and figured clear would be the best bet :shrug:


Edited by Anonymous (03/10/12 03:52 PM)


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Anonymous #17

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #15929746 - 03/10/12 05:02 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #35 said:
Alright, so...after running it by the awesome girlfriend who said she was up for playing with me with it I placed an order. This is gonna be perfect when she's on the rag.

You guys think the fleshlight will turn out to be favored by me over just getting head when we cant make love? I guess I'll switch it up. She sucks me sooo good, so Id hate to want this instead and have her lose some skills on the BJs...oh well, "white people problems" :ahahaha:


I got the clear case, with the vag opening and the "wonder wave" texture



I also purchased some fire lube, a little bullet vibrator
and 1 of each of these


Fuuuuuuck ya! were gonna be having a blast.

thanks for this thread, op

Are the cases/tubes/housing strictly for containing it, or do they have different ones that make it tighter or something?
I just ended up building my own and figured clear would be the best bet :shrug:






Pics of the cum shoot, or it didn,t happen.


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Anonymous #30

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #15930488 - 03/10/12 08:34 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I cant have one mailed to my house cuz my parents would find it and open it before I could get it, and I would be nervous and feel awkward going inside the store to buy one. but i still want too. What store sells them? are there alot of those stores around everywhere? or just in the inner city?


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Anonymous #39

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #15930502 - 03/10/12 08:39 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Was at the sex toy store a week ago and they actually had a demo fleshlight (and a demo tenga egg) both were very neat.  If I had a dick I would definately own one.  I don't, but I wouldn't care if my man did I might even encourage him to get one because they seemed like a neat thing.

The demo wasn't one you "use" it was one you just touched.  Obviously.


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Anonymous #40

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #15930620 - 03/10/12 09:08 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
I cant have one mailed to my house cuz my parents would find it and open it before I could get it, and I would be nervous and feel awkward going inside the store to buy one. but i still want too. What store sells them? are there alot of those stores around everywhere? or just in the inner city?




Walmart sells them. They carry the white trash, trailer trash and overweight old lady driving a cart; models.


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Anonymous #40

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #15930667 - 03/10/12 09:17 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

But no for real #30. I think you should man up and walk into that store. Look the man at the counter in the eye and ask for a pocket pussy.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #15930874 - 03/10/12 10:22 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #40 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #30 said:
I cant have one mailed to my house cuz my parents would find it and open it before I could get it, and I would be nervous and feel awkward going inside the store to buy one. but i still want too. What store sells them? are there alot of those stores around everywhere? or just in the inner city?




Walmart sells them. They carry the white trash, trailer trash and overweight old lady driving a cart; models.






Strangely funny:eek:


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Anonymous #33

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #40]
    #15930881 - 03/10/12 10:24 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #40 said:
But no for real #30. I think you should man up and walk into that store. Look the man at the counter in the eye and ask for a pocket pussy.



Yeah, man up and go buy a flashlight to fuck.


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