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Anonymous #4 said:
bad case of gingavitus, you better scratch that itch and just hope your next impulse isn't for a bit of lady-boy

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Anonymous #7 said:
post pics

let the internet decide with a poll.

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Anonymous #1 said:
Okay, so - I have this weird fucking dilemma..

I hate fatties.
I hate gingers.
I hate lazy people.

My roommate is all of the above, she fat (not huge, probably carrying an extra 50lbs), she kinda ugly (definitely not pretty), she ginger, she lazy, she eats like a pig and is a really awkward person. I usually like skinny little thangs and strictly no gingers.. And I have a massive gripe with lazy people... But man, I want to fuck my roommate so damn bad, it's kinda like - she is so nasty and fucking gross; that it would be kinda kinky and awesome to fuck her.. But, I am sure there is also more to it than that.. What it is, fuck knows...?

I was just in the kitchen, heating up my ~300g of vegan curry for dinner - and here is this fatty waddling around the kitchen, slurping fruit flavored juice while roasting about 2kgs of hash browns for dinner (can't find a fucking spewing/vomiting smiley dammit! )

So yeah, I see this bitch being really fucking gross as usual and this disturbing urge comes over me to just start humping this bitch like I was a negro.

After those few minutes in the kitchen, I now have a raging boner and horny as fuck..

I get like this whenever I see this bitch, and no I don't have a secret fatty fetish - I had a blind date with a fatty once.. I tried to fuck her, but I just couldn't as it was just wwaayy too nasty - I pretended my friend just txtd me in need of help, so I stole the wine that I had given her earlier and ran like Forrest.

My other roommate is this skinny little Asian bitch, but I feel nothing for her WTF?! This fatty even turns me on more than my last gf who was a sexy, cute little sporty music geek that had the sexiest body you ever seen.

What makes it worse is that I happened to find porn pic a few months ago which looks quite a bit like this bitch, and I have found myself beating off to this pic religiously.

I think I am definitely gonna fuck her, but it does not stop me from asking myself: WHY?!!!!1!111oneone

Ideas? Ever happened to you before? Did you follow through? Was it    or  ?

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TL;DR: I hate disgusting fatties. My roommate is a disgusting fatty. I want to fuck disgusting fatty really bad. I do not know why, and I am exceptionally con-fucking-fused..

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Anonymous #1 said:
I think I am definitely gonna fuck her, but it does not stop me from asking myself: WHY?!!!!1!111oneone

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But, what I am scared of is if I knock this bitch up.. Having a child with a nasty fatty is not something I ever want to go through... I can just imagine it now, having to drop out of college to work to pay for this white-trash ginger behemoth to raise some mulleted red-neck trailer-park satan-spawn..

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i know this fatty that gets humped by gay dudes and they're no homo, not ugly.

but my friend said one time, one got really attached and followed him around like a lost puppy, so he took her to a coke dealer and she lost 90 pounds in one month!! 

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Anonymous #10 said:
As a roommate, you can observe her cycle and do it when she's not fertile.

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That sir, is quite possibly.. THE nastiest, creepiest thang I have heard in weeks - excellent!

But I have to agree with #11, that is double nasty...

There's no way ima snoop around her heathenly women business just to get laid in safety, that right there is PTSD inducing material. Mind you, so is knocking up a fat ginger..



I think I might actually fuck her, I will start hitting on her starting effective immediately - but I am sure it will be something I will kinda regret.. But it will be another notch in the ol' belt definitely, plus I will finally get my ginger-wings AND my type II diabetes wings all in one go! (I'm not sure if diabetes is an official badge tho).. I already got my buffalo-wings unfortunately, a trifecta would have been pretty sweet..

Plus, if my friends or family back home ask what my roommates are/were like, I can spend ages telling them how fat and nasty this one roommate is/was - then shock them by telling them I DSHSB!