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Anonymous #1
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 Realized that the military... 
#12989101 - 08/02/10 05:38 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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...is not the place for me.
This morning I spent every minute contemplating all the possible outcomes if I do in fact ship off;
Nothing good.
I'm a scholar by heart, and I don't think I have the psychological fortitude to withstand boot camp or AIT.
I'm not unfit (physically), but I feel that my whole life has been revolving around education, and to forgo that is cheating myself, my family, my teachers. I wasn't brought up to be a soldier, I never envisioned myself being a soldier. I just know that I'd rather be broke, living at home or with my girlfriend, than go through with training; than commit myself to being property of the government.
I think I'll call whomever I need to call and tell them how badly I fucked up, and how I can't withstand the psychological strain being a soldier requires.
Anyone have thoughts or suggestions? Support? Or just their quips on how I'm taking the coward's way out?
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Anonymous #2
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 Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12989113 - 08/02/10 05:41 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Your an enlist? Ride your term out and have them pay for school. Go reserve and double dip with the pension..
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #2]
#12989129 - 08/02/10 05:47 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
I think I'll call whomever I need to call and tell them how badly I fucked up, and how I can't withstand the psychological strain being a soldier requires.
This won't work.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #3]
#12990554 - 08/02/10 03:00 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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if you havent shipped out for boot camp yet you can bail. i did it. just tell em whatever. you're of no use to them anyway.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #4]  2
#12990561 - 08/02/10 03:02 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tell 'em you're gay.
Srsly.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #3] 2
#12990596 - 08/02/10 03:09 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Or better yet, show them you're gay.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #5] 2
#12990732 - 08/02/10 03:33 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yep, gay will get you right on out of there.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #6] 2
#12990961 - 08/02/10 04:11 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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fail a drug test
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #7] 2
#12991019 - 08/02/10 04:21 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said:
fail a drug test
Then offer your commander a blowjob to let you stay.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #3] 2
#12991472 - 08/02/10 05:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gay+dr00gz.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #8]
#12991494 - 08/02/10 05:48 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I sent a separation letter to the commanding officer of the recruitment station, hopefully I get can word soon enough. If not, I'll just bake myself to hell prior to ship.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12991521 - 08/02/10 05:54 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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One quick bj and it's over.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12991581 - 08/02/10 06:07 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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anon #1 is prep h.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #3] 1
#12991659 - 08/02/10 06:21 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #7 said:
fail a drug test
Then offer your commander a blowjob to let you stay.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #9]
#12991695 - 08/02/10 06:30 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
anon #1 is prep h.
Cool. 
Do your time, get a home loan and a foreign wife and a free education.
Four years of no drugs* is worth it.
*Other than alcohol, tobacco, coffee, and anything they don't test for.
Or wear pink panties to the induction center. That might work.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #3]
#12991748 - 08/02/10 06:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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go to a psychologist and explain your reasoning. Chances are good that between the two of you, you can come up with a reason why you're mentally unfit for duty, thus terminating your enlistment.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #3] 1
#12991749 - 08/02/10 06:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #7 said:
fail a drug test
Then offer your commander a blowjob to let you stay.
what if he accepts 
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12991751 - 08/02/10 06:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was in the army for 9 weeks. Couldnt handle it. I downed 60+ ibuprophen, woke up with a bleeding ulscer. Got medical leave. Didn't go back. Waited a month. Turned myself in and VOILA! Instant General Discharge.
True story.
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Anonymous #3
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Quote:
Anonymous #12 said:
what if he accepts
Then you have a new buddy.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Realized that the military... [Re: Anonymous #3]
#12992352 - 08/02/10 08:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fuck boys... What makes you guys enlist?
I can't understand. After you see the "war" and all the bullshit that's going on.
It can't be about national pride can it? I mean, I love Canada, but unless something brings a war here to disturb my way of life, there's no fucking way I'm going to volunteer my life for it.
I'm not being critical, some people are born soldiers. But I genuinely want to know what drives people to do this.
GL on getting out of that OP. It's cool to hear about this shit.
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