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 Unconventional masturbation 
#12739384 - 06/14/10 01:34 AM (3 years, 6 days ago) |
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Who's done it? Share your sordid tales of kinky self-love; strange places, unusual methods, etc. ...
I'll get the ball rolling.
Tonight, I was feeling a little frisky and my man wasn't in the mood, so I slipped a glass pipe in my pussy & went to town on myself for a while (he enjoyed hitting it afterwards). Problem was, I got resin all over my torso, thighs & crotch. SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO...
I went into the bathroom, stripped down & straddled the sink. With one leg over each side of the sink & my ass in the basin, facing the mirror, I soaped up my naked body & got rid of all the resin. The sight of myself doing this excited me, so I started fingering my pussy & watching the action in the mirror. That's when I noticed the rather phallic-looking faucet fixture, and decided to have some more fun. I arched my back & lifted my pussy up so that it was level with the fixture, and then slid myself onto it. Then I proceeded to work my hips up & down, side-to-side & in circular motions, hitting every spot inside my vagina with the smooth, hard metal, fingering my clit with the hand that wasn't holding my body up.
Probably one of the most bizarre ways I've ever gotten down with myself, but it was way hot. I enjoyed watching myself do it, too. I'm not a voyeur or an exhibitionist, but with myself I guess it's different.
So who else gets freaky with themselves? Let's hear about it!
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 rezen
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Eh for guys there is only so many ways you can jack off I guess. I like to look at myself in the mirror sometimes too but I don't think it gets me anymore off than not.
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 Jonathan72
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 Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: rezen]
#12739478 - 06/14/10 01:55 AM (3 years, 6 days ago) |
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outside at a ski hill on the lift just whipped it out and started whackin and tried to cum on someone
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mongo lloyd
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Jonathan72] 1
#12764458 - 06/18/10 05:54 PM (3 years, 2 days ago) |
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Let's put bets on who OP is. I bet sun_spots.
I've never really masturbated unconventionally 
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Anonymous #2
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You gave me a nearly fully erect boner.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #2]
#12780577 - 06/21/10 09:32 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've been wanting to say something about this for days but just couldn't respond. This deserves to be read though.
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #3] 1
#12781726 - 06/22/10 12:28 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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sounds super hot but i am such a random germ-aphobe i'd be too concerned about the icky's that may be hanging out in the faucet.
i am totally gonna go masturbate now though.
just my fingers right now, though sometimes i lay down in the tub after a shower and let the water from the bath faucet gush and lap at my clit until i orgasm.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12781734 - 06/22/10 12:29 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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god girls are so fuckin sexxy
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mongo lloyd
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #2]
#12790990 - 06/23/10 04:46 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Why is everone being a fanny and going anon? I wanna know who the randy girls are!
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: mongo lloyd] 1
#12791309 - 06/23/10 05:35 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm a guy, but I've used the bath faucet. Also swimming pool pump oulets.
Done it by hand in semi-public and public places, parks, restaurants, libraries, on the bus, etc
I guess using panties to masturbate isn't unconventional. Anal is pretty common too.
Most unconventional masturbation: another guy jerking me at the porn theater. Into another guy's mouth.
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #5]
#12791379 - 06/23/10 05:47 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #5] 1
#12791922 - 06/23/10 07:29 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
I'm a guy, but I've used the bath faucet. Also swimming pool pump oulets.
Done it by hand in semi-public and public places, parks, restaurants, libraries, on the bus, etc
I guess using panties to masturbate isn't unconventional. Anal is pretty common too.
Most unconventional masturbation: another guy jerking me at the porn theater. Into another guy's mouth.
yesssssss, and hot tubs.  i've masturbated to the jet of the hot tub in public several times.
also, i was inspired by OP. today while i was shaving my peekachoo, i got kinda turned on, and masturbated with the water flowing on my clit while i stimulated my g spot with the end of my bic solei razor. it's curved in that special way.
rawr.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12791955 - 06/23/10 07:32 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nice! I've used water jets, too. My first orgasm was actually from a water jet at the local pool, tbh. After that I looooooooved swimming. 
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12791993 - 06/23/10 07:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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it wasn't my first orgasm but it was my first AHA! moment. like, wtf is going on down there and whatever it is it feels goooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12794278 - 06/24/10 01:44 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've never used to the anonymous feature, and i guess there's no reason to start now.
On Monday, i was doing Temp Labour through Labour Ready. They sent me out to this super upscale golf course community on the lake, 30 minutes out of town.
Turned out i was installing screens on windows and doors in $750,000 luxury condos by myself all day, with no supervision what-so-ever. I don't know why, but i started feeling horny and went into a bathroom and got down to business. It was extremely satisfying - MUCH more so than at home... The yuppie that buys that place will never have a clue!
Anyways, public places + nature, ftw.
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mongo lloyd
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12795467 - 06/24/10 11:08 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
it wasn't my first orgasm but it was my first AHA! moment. like, wtf is going on down there and whatever it is it feels goooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Now, see, why would you go and do a thing like posting this anon? No need whatsoever 
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: mongo lloyd]
#12795511 - 06/24/10 11:20 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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im feeling shy.
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mongo lloyd
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12795544 - 06/24/10 11:27 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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One time, I jizzed all over a toilet seat in a church during a christening, and I didn't clean it up. No need to be shy now!
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Doc_T
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: mongo lloyd] 1
#12795557 - 06/24/10 11:29 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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My first gf taught me to use a back massager to masturbate like she did.
Point penis down, massager on top, and I can orgasm without even getting hard.
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Re: Unconventional masturbation [Re: Doc_T]
#12798649 - 06/24/10 08:53 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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I one time came just by playing with my nads for like 10 minutes, that cumshot was wicked.
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