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I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals.
    #12682257 - 06/04/10 01:58 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

check this BULLSHIT out.

My friend is here with me, chillin.  We're playing D2 on my lan actually LOL.  Anyhoo, my partner wanted a 30mg roxi and I couldn't get it from my normal source, as he was asleep.  So, we called another friend...

Okay, well this "friend," is my good buddy's close friend.  the guy we called is a kinda... well, he lacks morals in a lot of ways.  We meet him on a back ass country road and make the exchange.  He then tells us that he has some stuff near his house that he wants us to move.  I had a feeling the stuff was hot, but I didn't figure this...

We get in his truck and end up pulling into a yard where shit was laying.  All I'm going to say was it's metal and scrappable.  I GOT FURIOUS.  It pissed me off SO GOD DAMN BAD.

I kinda wanna say this before I continue.  You guys know me, I party.  I do hard drugs.  I am a dog to women and don't give a fuck about people I don't really know.  That said, note a few key points.

#1.  I'M NOT A GOD DAMN THIEF
#2.  I don't like god damn thieves
#3.  I don't respect thieves
#4.  And on that note, I've never stolen a god damn thing in my life... shy of some Rhoto V eye drops (that I felt guilty and paid for the next day... seriously.)  if I want something so bad I'm considering stealing for it, well guess what... I was raised with Old Southern morals.

If it ain't ours, we don't take it.

So, now, I'm in a neighborhood with HOUSES IN PLAIN SITE, porch lights on and all, in a yard where some company has laid lots of scrap wire.  He was going to steal it no matter what, and at this point I'm MILES away from home and MILES away from my friend's car (which we parked off another main road :facepalm:)

So, basically, it was either not help them and allow them to struggle, possibly allowing someone to see us and call the cops... or aid him in stealing a few hundred pounds of copper wire.

WHAT THE FUCK.  So, I stole it.  I didn't have any drugs or anything illegal on me, but I figured... it's better that I help him load this god damn shit in his truck and get the fuck out of there, versus sit there and bitch about him TRICKING me and my partner into helping him hit a lick.

Nothing happened (thank god) but there were two or three houses PRESENT with porch lights on and cars in the yard.  For fucks sake, we did this at like 12:45.  Yeah, it's almost 1AM but its a god damn wednesday.  People may be up.

One thing I can say about me... well, I've been BAD on drugs for years.  when I say BAD on drugs, I just mean I did a ton of them.  Now that I think about it, I have stolen something else.  I did hit my mom & dads benzo and hydrocodone stash for about a year, but that was before I discovered OC.  So, eye drops, pills, and some fucking wire in a neighborhood at 1am at night.


Thank GOD I decided to leave my speed and xanax at home.  No cops were involved but...
I now have a new found hatred for thieves.  I don't want to hear any justification for thieves in this thread either, hippies.  IF you steal from corporations, or IF you steal from businesses, or IF you steal from [something] for [some lame ass] excuse... shut the fuck up.

God, I feel like shit.  and I feel like the dumb ass who hit the lick is going to get caught, as each and every wire had serials and identification features on it.

I pray to god and holy this doesn't come back to haunt me.  I don't believe in law enforement, but if my name somehow gets tied to this (and I am damn near 100% confident douche that hit the lick is getting caught) I will sing like no mockingbird has ever sung before.

God.
damn.
fucking.
thieves.

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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: zSDMF]
    #12682277 - 06/04/10 02:01 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

lol drug people are bad news.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: Brugman]
    #12682285 - 06/04/10 02:04 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like you just drank a big cup of :stfu:


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: Brugman]
    #12682290 - 06/04/10 02:05 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

is he giving you half of what he gets for the wire? if not he just played you .


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #12682302 - 06/04/10 02:08 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

A few years ago, when a hurricane had just hit this area, I was riding bike a few blocks away from my house when I saw this big porcelain...bird...sitting on someone's front lawn. I'd spent english class earlier (15 at the time, 21 now) that day talking about all the cool things people steal after hurricanes.

So, yeah, long story short, I stole it. Didn't feel bad. I just...took someone's bird. Someone's porcelain ornament bird. It lives a better life with me, anyways. I keep it in my room next to the drums and declared it my vice president for life 3 years ago.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #12682311 - 06/04/10 02:09 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

You helped someone steal something, without asking for a cut?

You really did get suckered.


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    #12682326 - 06/04/10 02:13 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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PrymaLScReam said:
A few years ago, when a hurricane had just hit this area, I was riding bike a few blocks away from my house when I saw this big porcelain...bird...sitting on someone's front lawn.

So, yeah, long story short, I stole it. Didn't feel bad. I just...took someone's bird. Someone's porcelain ornament bird. It lives a better life with me, anyways. I keep it in my room next to the drums and declared it my vice president for life 3 years ago.



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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: deXtrous]
    #12682365 - 06/04/10 02:20 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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You helped someone steal something, without asking for a cut?

You really did get suckered.




Dude, lol, are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!  when I figured out what the FUCK was going on (he literally told us NOTHING about hitting a lick until we were there) I blew the FUCK up.  He said I get half of an oc80... that's about all he's gonna get for that shit, anyway.

Frankly, I am drunk/tweeked/on a bar or 2... and, well, I don't care about getting money or drugs.

It showed me that a guy I thought was pretty damn shady, is in fact very damn shady.  It's best this way, I know not to fuck with him no any level like that anymore.  A lesson learned like that abuot someone I kind of had some trust/faith in is worth way more than half an 80.

40mgs of OC isn't even gonna get me high.

I just didn't like I the fact I was FORCED into a sitaution where I had to hit a lick without being informed.  I was damn close to walking home LOL.  I would have, if I had brought my pookie (thank coaster for that lame ass word) and dope w/ me.

I just hate thieves.  I respect people and their property until they disrespect me.  That shit we stole or the property it was on did NOTHING to piss me off or offend me.

So, blah.

Fuck thieves.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: zSDMF]
    #12682372 - 06/04/10 02:22 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Relax, I don't think of you to be a thief.

You should be ashamed though. :snub:


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: zSDMF]
    #12682396 - 06/04/10 02:27 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

zSDMF said:
... if I had brought my pookie (thank coaster for that lame ass word) and dope w/ me.




The fuck is a pookie?


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: zSDMF]
    #12682398 - 06/04/10 02:28 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I know I'm not a damn thief, but I feel EXTREMELY dirty for doing that shit.  I did NOT want to and I definitely don't like the fact I was forced into that situation.  But hey, walk in my shoes... you're in a lot with shit to steal, miles away from your home, and miles away from a safe ride.  Do you sit and call them dumb fucks for stealing, or do you help 'em load it the fuck up so you can get out of there before the 5-0 shows up.

I hate it, but I did what I needed to.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: smack]
    #12682400 - 06/04/10 02:28 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Ecstasy, I'm pretty sure. Beanheads used to be "pookieheads" 'round here a few years ago. Been ages since I've heard that word, though.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: smack]
    #12682407 - 06/04/10 02:29 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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zSDMF said:
... if I had brought my pookie (thank coaster for that lame ass word) and dope w/ me.




The fuck is a pookie?



meth pipe


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: smack]
    #12682426 - 06/04/10 02:34 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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zSDMF said:
... if I had brought my pookie (thank coaster for that lame ass word) and dope w/ me.




The fuck is a pookie?




a pookie is an oil burner/glass dick.

I talk to coaster pretty frequently on aim and he calls meth/crack pipes pookies.

It's definitely the LAMEST word in my vocabulary, lol


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: donteatasians]
    #12682428 - 06/04/10 02:34 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Never mind.

Self: :facepalm3:


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: PrymaLScReam]
    #12682455 - 06/04/10 02:41 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

What would you guys have done in my situation?  I mean... because I'm kinda wasted, the thought seriously crossed my mind that it'd be best to walk home, lol.  I mean... we're in a lot where a power companyt stores their materials and vehicles between jobs... stealing metal... when there may be cameras and lord knows what else.

Fuck.  I didn't even think about cameras.  If there were cameras, I will kill this guy.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: zSDMF]
    #12682464 - 06/04/10 02:43 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

stop worrying about it. Just stop hanging with the dude.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: zSDMF]
    #12682469 - 06/04/10 02:43 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I think I did the best thing that I could, given the situation.  A little morality issues I have with myself is far better than making them waste time, and therefore giving someone the time to call the cops and possibly get his tag number, etc....

Damn, I hate shit like this.  I genuinely feel bad.  He justified it like, oh it's some company.  That doesn't mean it's some company owned by a father and son with 3 employees.  We could have just put them back several hundred if not a thousand or more dollars.

The fuck, do people not have consciouses?  I have been a druggie, and a bad junkie, for a large chunk of my teenage and adult years and I never in any amount of years would ever consider doing something this for OC or any drug money.  And that's all he wants, is OC to put up his nose.

I love OC just like I love all other drugs and women, but I'll be god damned if I'm gonna steal for a buzz or a piece of leg, or anything else in life.

Am I alone feeling like this?


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: zSDMF]
    #12682470 - 06/04/10 02:43 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

zSDMF said:
Quote:

smack said:
Quote:

zSDMF said:
... if I had brought my pookie (thank coaster for that lame ass word) and dope w/ me.




The fuck is a pookie?




a pookie is an oil burner/glass dick.

I talk to coaster pretty frequently on aim and he calls meth/crack pipes pookies.

It's definitely the LAMEST word in my vocabulary, lol



Oh ya, I usually call mine a pocket-vape. If anyone asks, which they shouldn't be doin.


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Re: I just got suckered into going against ALL my god damn morals. [Re: smack]
    #12682475 - 06/04/10 02:46 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I walked in the headshop looking for them, and I couldn't find them.  So I asked the cute little girl if she could help me.

"What can I Help you find..."

I reached hard in the depths of my brain, and remembered the shroomery!  "I think it's called an incense burner!"

"OOOOH, you mean an oil burner, right?  They're behind you in that cabinent" and gaev me a wink.

I should have hinted around at gettin her spun or something because she's cute and has always been cool as fuck to me every time I shop there.



But, back on topic.

THIEVES CAN SUCK MY HALF INCH AMP DICK.


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