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I bet this chick is uglier than fuck if she is with a guy that walks around naked and beats her, "sexy glances", Desperate faggot.

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I dont think you have fucked any girls i have been with considering none of them were missing teeth and they could all spell their names

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She gave me "the nod" when she was getting into her car. She'll usually throw me some sexy glances, but this time it was different.

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I can't go take a piss while me and my gf are at a bar or club without several guys trying to buy her drinks, so I guess the consensus of most guys that see her is that she is hot

That being beside the point, any bitch that is married to the asshole you described, and is too big of a pussy to walk next door and kick your ass has got to be a fuckin dog

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holy shit #1 hit me with a mom joke.  oh my god the shame and humiliation i am now faced with is unbearable.  i will now quit the internet forever.

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Should I look at him while he's doing it and yell "Hey, neighbor! Great day for a BBQ!" ?

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holy shit #1 hit me with a mom joke.  oh my god the shame and humiliation i am now faced with is unbearable.  i will now quit the internet forever.

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Your mom is unbearable.

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Should I look at him while he's doing it and yell "Hey, neighbor! Great day for a BBQ!" ?

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Yea, that is the perfect solution.

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I am minding my own shit, fuck-o. It's just that I wouldn't want children to be outside, and catch a glimpse of old father time's schlong. I wouldn't want my kids to see him, nor any other kids.

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I bet your hiding in the bushes each morning, when your kids are at school and your wife is with your best friend, hoping to catch a glimpse of "old father time's schlong". You're probably hiding in the bushes each morning, hoping to see his "old father time's schlong".

I also bet that when this poor old man is actually feeding his dog and his "old father time's schlong" is swinging all over and around the yard, you pull your señor cock out of your pants and start masturbating.

I even bet that your just jealous of the old lady. At least, she gets some attention from the poor old man. Negative attention is better than no attention at all, you reason, so you're mad at both of them. You're also mad at you children for playing in the yard when they're not at school - which keeps you from hiding in the bushes and looking for that poor old man feeding his dog, rocking out with his cock out. That's probably the main reason you beat up your children.

You're most likely also mad at your wife for not having an "old father time's schlong", so you probably beat her up as well. Hell, you're probably even jealous about the fact that your friend is banging your wife every morning without sharing his "old father time's schlong" with you. So chances are that you beat up your friend as well, because he should preserve his "old father time's schlong" just for you.

I bet you're a jealous man. And I bet you're gay one at that. A sad and perverted one.

You just don't get it, do you? The "smacking" sounds that you hear after his wife calls him inside, are probably caused by the fact that the poor old man has to take the stairs to visit and feed his bedridden old sick wife to nurture her.

Are still not getting it? You don't have to be a genius to figure out what really happens inside the poor old man's house: because the poor old man has to use to stairs, his balls and his "old father time's schlong" are smacking against his back and belly (these are the smacking sounds). When he then proceeds to feed and nurture his sick old wife, she stops crying (the crying that you hear suddenly stopping).

As for you: you're a pervert, whacking off in the bushes while your naked neighbour is feeding his little doggy and what not! You should be ashamed of yourself! Perverted homosexual wife beater!!!



EDIT: P.S.: I am glad I don't have to live in a neighbourhood like yours. Your neighbourhood seems pretty fucked up, man. For the sake of FUCK: FUCK!!!