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Anonymous #1
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I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight
#12461891 - 04/26/10 10:08 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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Rents due by the end of the month and I'm a hundred dollars short.
Already met the guy and everything through craigslist. This feels fucking degrading, but I have no idea how I'm going to get this much money in a few days.
Wish me luck that I don't get raped or killed.
I'll post back tomorrow with details.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12461904 - 04/26/10 10:11 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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Not much I can say really, how did you end up in that situation?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12461909 - 04/26/10 10:11 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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I'll let you stay in my dog's cage if you suck my dick
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12462013 - 04/26/10 10:35 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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your prostituting yourself, how could you possibly be killed.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12462035 - 04/26/10 10:41 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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If you are clever about it you can probably whore yourself out for $100 without actually having to have any sex or contact with the person.
I knew a dominatrix who charged $200 just to have a dude sit in the bathtub and she would pee on him and rub it all over him.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #5]
#12462053 - 04/26/10 10:45 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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if you give me a dolla I suck yo dixk fo free
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12462148 - 04/26/10 11:07 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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Don't go through with it. You can get money another way. Swallow your pride and ask someone for help.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12462169 - 04/26/10 11:09 PM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: Rents due by the end of the month and I'm a hundred dollars short.
Already met the guy and everything through craigslist. This feels fucking degrading, but I have no idea how I'm going to get this much money in a few days.
Wish me luck that I don't get raped or killed.
I'll post back tomorrow with details.
Haha. You are using wanting to get laid, as an excuse to pay your rent. Good job . It helps when you are honest with everyone though, including yourself.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12462812 - 04/27/10 01:22 AM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: Rents due by the end of the month and I'm a hundred dollars short.
Already met the guy and everything through craigslist. This feels fucking degrading, but I have no idea how I'm going to get this much money in a few days.
Wish me luck that I don't get raped or killed.
I'll post back tomorrow with details.
I would marry you
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #7]
#12462880 - 04/27/10 01:35 AM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said: Don't go through with it. You can get money another way. Swallow your pride and ask someone for help.
Sounds to me like swallowing their pride isn't going to be a problem. Anybody that will fuck for money has none.
To the OP, the only way your going to make money is if you can find a free clinic to go to afterwards. HIV meds aren't cheap.
You can pick up cans and make $100 bucks. My guess is that the idea of being a filthy whore turns you on. Let's be honest. You could get a hundred bones another way, the fact is that you wanna fuck for it.
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Anonymous #11
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yea but thats just borrowing from bill to pay bob. doesn't work, just look for an odd job or mow some lawns
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Anonymous #12
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DADDY ISSUES!!!!!
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Anonymous #13
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12463191 - 04/27/10 02:37 AM (3 years, 27 days ago) |
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It's probably not the best solution, but we all do stupid things for money. Learn from it but don't beat yourself up. I still love you.
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Anonymous #14
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It's just sex. I've done it and have zero regrets actually was kinda fun Wear a condom and don't let it get to you you'll be fine. Hell you should be proud! It's the oldest known profession and there is nothing wrong with using what god gave ya to better your situation!
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Anonymous #15
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said: Hell you should be proud!
Really now? Her mom would be proud
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Anonymous #16
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Quote:
Anonymous #10 said:
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Anonymous #7 said: Don't go through with it. You can get money another way. Swallow your pride and ask someone for help.
Sounds to me like swallowing their pride isn't going to be a problem. Anybody that will fuck for money has none.
To the OP, the only way your going to make money is if you can find a free clinic to go to afterwards. HIV meds aren't cheap.
You can pick up cans and make $100 bucks. My guess is that the idea of being a filthy whore turns you on. Let's be honest. You could get a hundred bones another way, the fact is that you wanna fuck for it.
Self-righteous nobhead.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12463549 - 04/27/10 05:04 AM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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Post deleted by AnonymousReason for deletion: .
Edited by Anonymous (04/27/10 05:15 AM)
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Anonymous #18
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Is it wrong that I don't think this is wrong at all? The girl needs to pay her rent. If she feels no regrets, more power to her. It's just a quick way to make money. No worse than buying drugs and flipping it for a quick profit. Is it the most legitimate way she could do it? No. Are there other options? Probably. Nonetheless, if you can detach sex from emotion, I think doing this as a one time thing is not so bad.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12463654 - 04/27/10 06:56 AM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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I honestly hope you're just trollin
But if you're not...
How dare you prostitute yourself on craigslist when there are hundreds of shroomery members that could use some pussy. !!!
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Anonymous #20
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Post the craigslist ad!
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Anonymous #1
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I'm still alive and wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
To the people who suggested other ways of making money, I would love to hear how someone is supposed to turn up $100 in a couple days.
Totally clean and upstanding guy though, he just got off work and was still wearing his suit and everything. Probably married as well if I had to guess, but I can make my rent payment this month.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12464470 - 04/27/10 12:21 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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Yea, its nowhere near what folk make it out to be in their heads.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12464545 - 04/27/10 12:35 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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I hope you used a condom.
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Anonymous #12
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now that you've totally sold your body. how bout some pics??
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Anonymous #23
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12464576 - 04/27/10 12:40 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: I would love to hear how someone is supposed to turn up $100 in a couple days.
LOL really? Besides suckin' dick? Damn I can think of a lot of shit. Pawnable belongings, scrapping metal, mowing yards...
But I think we're all just jealous because no one would pay us 100$ to have sex with us
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Anonymous #12
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anon #1: are you the one who posted up asking about escort services last week?
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Anonymous #24
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12464669 - 04/27/10 12:54 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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you could have charged more than 100 bucks... unless you are a fatty.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12464697 - 04/27/10 01:00 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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Go to the check cashing store or something. You'll really regret hooking. Please don't do this.
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous #10 said:
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Anonymous #7 said: Don't go through with it. You can get money another way. Swallow your pride and ask someone for help.
Sounds to me like swallowing their pride isn't going to be a problem. Anybody that will fuck for money has none.
To the OP, the only way your going to make money is if you can find a free clinic to go to afterwards. HIV meds aren't cheap.
You can pick up cans and make $100 bucks. My guess is that the idea of being a filthy whore turns you on. Let's be honest. You could get a hundred bones another way, the fact is that you wanna fuck for it.
Self-righteous nobhead.
Nope just stating facts and they asked for peoples opnions, I don't give a shit if they stick firecrackers in their ass for money. That nasty whore might be your mother would it still be a perfectley fine thing to do??? Nevermind I guess you got here some how??
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12464982 - 04/27/10 01:52 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I'm still alive and wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
To the people who suggested other ways of making money, I would love to hear how someone is supposed to turn up $100 in a couple days.
Totally clean and upstanding guy though, he just got off work and was still wearing his suit and everything. Probably married as well if I had to guess, but I can make my rent payment this month.
Yeah a really clean guy that pays prostitutes not to mention cheap prostitutes You get what you pay for??
Are you really that nieve??
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #12 said: anon #1: are you the one who posted up asking about escort services last week?
No, I have no idea what you are talking about.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12465361 - 04/27/10 02:55 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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OP why'd you only charge a 100$ even ugly CL girls charge twice that?
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Anonymous #1
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All I needed was a hundred dollars.
I'm sorry that I don't know what the going rate for craigslist hookers are. Apparently you do.
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Anonymous #16
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Quote:
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Anonymous #16 said:
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Anonymous #10 said:
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Anonymous #7 said: Don't go through with it. You can get money another way. Swallow your pride and ask someone for help.
Sounds to me like swallowing their pride isn't going to be a problem. Anybody that will fuck for money has none.
To the OP, the only way your going to make money is if you can find a free clinic to go to afterwards. HIV meds aren't cheap.
You can pick up cans and make $100 bucks. My guess is that the idea of being a filthy whore turns you on. Let's be honest. You could get a hundred bones another way, the fact is that you wanna fuck for it.
Self-righteous nobhead.
Nope just stating facts and they asked for peoples opnions, I don't give a shit if they stick firecrackers in their ass for money. That nasty whore might be your mother would it still be a perfectley fine thing to do??? Nevermind I guess you got here some how??
Good one, chief. You sound like a real genius.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12465528 - 04/27/10 03:15 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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Now now young lady no reason to get harsh it was just a question. You could have done a little bit of research and you would've known but i guess if you only needed a hundred buck you only needed a hundred bucks.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12466082 - 04/27/10 04:33 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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You fail at capitalizing on this situation.
You could've cornered this suit into ponying up a shitload more money in the future.
Then he'll start buying you shit on top of it, etc etc.
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Anonymous #27
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Was it really awkward? DId you just do whatever he wanted? At a hotel or something? IDK. I think id do it for sure.
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Anonymous #28
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so what did you do with him?
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Anonymous #29
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Quote:
Anonymous #12 said: now that you've totally sold your body. how bout some pics?? 
+1
Toss us some freebies, we might pay for more. You take PayPal?
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Anonymous #12
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Anonymous #29 said:
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Anonymous #12 said: now that you've totally sold your body. how bout some pics?? 
+1
Toss us some freebies, we might pay for more. You take PayPal?
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Anonymous #1
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I'd post a picture of myself, but I don't know how I could do that without it being linked to my account on here.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12466563 - 04/27/10 05:34 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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....?
I'd say use google picasa web host. send a link to the pic. I'll download it and host it on my account on here.
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Anonymous #11
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has she posted back? i think shit went wrong
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Anonymous #28
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ya she did. said it went fine.
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Anonymous #12
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Anonymous #1 said: I'd post a picture of myself, but I don't know how I could do that without it being linked to my account on here.
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Anonymous #11 said: has she posted back? i think shit went wrong
haha 2 posts up sir. and actually several on pg 2.
I was starting to worry the same thing earlier today! LOL. like maybe it was an undercover. or worse, a psycho!
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Anonymous #1
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Only picture you guys are getting:
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12466654 - 04/27/10 05:46 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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you were amazing last night. just to let you know it was worth every penny
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Anonymous #25
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12466669 - 04/27/10 05:49 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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awe, hun... I'm sorry to hear you went through with it. I just hope you never have to do it again. I have a friend who fell into that hole, and she's never been the same.
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Anonymous #28
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it's what you make of it...
i used to have gay dudes suck my dick for $300 each time. it was hard as hell to cum but worth the money.
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Anonymous #25
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I seriously doubt that....
No one's going to pay 300$ for something that isn't even pleasurable to them.
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Anonymous #30
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Woman don't like to be viewed as or called whores....interesting because the vast majority are, most even cheaper than yourself as well. Good job?
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Anonymous #28
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rent had to be paid. i was just making the point that getting money for something as silly as that isn't a big deal.
gay men will pay much money to do gay things with straight men. i think thats where the 'pleasure' is derived from.
the experiences helped me realize i'm not gay and made my pockets fat. win-win.
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Anonymous #29
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12466789 - 04/27/10 06:04 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: Only picture you guys are getting:

Super! I'd totally pay $100 for a date witn you!
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Anonymous #28
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wow, that sucks for you.
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Anonymous #25
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Quote:
Anonymous #28 said: rent had to be paid. i was just making the point that getting money for something as silly as that isn't a big deal.
gay men will pay much money to do gay things with straight men. i think thats where the 'pleasure' is derived from.
the experiences helped me realize i'm not gay and made my pockets fat. win-win.
No one will pay 300$ for something that doesn't cause any type of release. You're full of shit.
Wait until you have to suck dick to pay your rent, and tell me how "silly" it is.
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Anonymous #28
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man shut up, you had fun sucking dick for rent.
don't believe me, i got the market on lock.
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Anonymous #25
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you're full of shit
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Anonymous #28
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i got my shorts nutted on once
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Anonymous #28
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and was repeatedly asked to fuck one of them for 1k
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Anonymous #14
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I've had guy's pay 250$. To suck a straight guy's cock! It's not that unheard of normally they arn't willing to pay that much usually 100-200 but there are guy's out there that enjoy it enough they'll pay what ever you ask! Just got to be fit attractive young have a nice cock and very noticeably straight or at least appear very straight. It's a great way to earn quick cash/drugs.
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Anonymous #28
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#14 knows whats up.
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Anonymous #9
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I think you sold yourself short......I would have given you more $$$ your CUte
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #9]
#12467638 - 04/27/10 08:39 PM (3 years, 26 days ago) |
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yeah definitely. what part of the country you in #1? I woulda paid more, given the circumstances. Its not really prostitution if its two sexy people, its just the guy not paying for drinks, dinner, etc and giving the girl the money instead. LOL
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Anonymous #31
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nice jew nose, I'd still hit it
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Anonymous #26
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lulz @ the schnoz on that poor girl's face
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Anonymous #32
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Anonymous #26
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Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit her like she was Princess Di.
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Anonymous #29
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Anonymous #26 said: Princess Di.
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Anonymous #33
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OP, I can't say I haven't honestly thought about doing the exact same thing. These are hard times and jobs are scarce!
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Anonymous #12
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Anonymous #33 said: OP, I can't say I haven't honestly thought about doing the exact same thing. These are hard times and jobs are scarce!
I'm a young, aspiring, psychopath. Would you like to meet up later? In fact, you probably won't even have to have sex with me.
half of the above post is true, you pick which half.
Edited by Anonymous (04/29/10 05:05 AM)
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Anonymous #24
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only a hundred dollars LOL! OP is a fracking retard.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12487116 - 05/01/10 04:15 AM (3 years, 22 days ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: Only picture you guys are getting:

BothHands???
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Anonymous #24
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Re: I'm Prostituting Myself Tonight [Re: Anonymous #7]
#12487610 - 05/01/10 09:24 AM (3 years, 22 days ago) |
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ill give you 150 dollars to show your asshole
pm dobie with your info
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Anonymous #34
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Quote:
Anonymous #25 said: I seriously doubt that....
No one's going to pay 300$ for something that isn't even pleasurable to them.
ha you would be surprised
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Anonymous #26
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I worked at a porn store with video booths (glory holes and all) and was frequently offered quite a bit of money to even just take off my shirt so they could jerk it.
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Anonymous #35
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a Fuck Report: NOW!
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Anonymous #26
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Once in awhile a few women would come in and were brazen enough to organize/count cash on the way out. We had a guy on the inside (lol) and always cleaned up for raids. My boss would just tell us to 'be aware' on a certain day and we'd perform maintenance work that day. I didn't find this out until after I quit, but that's pretty awesome.
Coworker saw a woman go in and you could see through the glass behind the booths. He successfully watched a tranny whip out the biggest cock he's ever seen.
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Anonymous #35
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Anonymous #26 said: .
Of the OP.
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Anonymous #36
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sell shrooms !
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