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 need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! 
#12268148 - 03/25/10 09:46 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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ok, so i spilled boiling water when i was carrying a pot full of it to use as part of my mescaline extraction (to speed to up evaporation of alcohol)... anyway, i cna't tell them that. i can't think of a cooking situation tha ti would engage in that would involve the pot being carryied from one place to another. i was thinking i could say i poured a cup of tea, then somehow turned and spill the cup and it hit my foot. that that should believable? any ideas? kinda hard hiding the fact that i'm in seirous pain from second-degree burns 
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268152 - 03/25/10 09:48 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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just say u spilled your kettle.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268155 - 03/25/10 09:49 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cup of tea. You were about to go through a door and someone opened the door,knocking the cup.
Ouch.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268156 - 03/25/10 09:49 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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you were pouring boiling noodle water into a colander in the sink and got distracted and missed a bit.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#12268159 - 03/25/10 09:50 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
you were pouring boiling noodle water into a colander in the sink and got distracted and missed a bit.
just what I was coming here to say!
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#12268163 - 03/25/10 09:51 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
you were pouring boiling noodle water into a colander in the sink and got distracted and missed a bit.
Ramen noodles.
Then say they should give you more money so you can buy better food an avoid future boiling water accidents.
EDIT:
2nd degree burns are no fun at all. I spilled water on my stomach when I was younger. It was so brutal. It was all Ramen Noodles fault!
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: M.Reynolds]
#12268164 - 03/25/10 09:53 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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you were boiling eggs and while walking to the sink to drain the water you got a text and like a fool you went to check your phone causing you to drop the boiling water on you and burned the fuck outta yourself. would that work? if not just be like matzo ball soup FTW!
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268168 - 03/25/10 09:57 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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csrpj said:
ok, so i spilled boiling water when i was carrying a pot full of it to use as part of my mescaline extraction (to speed to up evaporation of alcohol)... anyway, i cna't tell them that. i can't think of a cooking situation tha ti would engage in that would involve the pot being carryied from one place to another. i was thinking i could say i poured a cup of tea, then somehow turned and spill the cup and it hit my foot. that that should believable? any ideas? kinda hard hiding the fact that i'm in seirous pain from second-degree burns
You're committing a felony in your parents home? What an awesome kid.
You do realize that because of forfeiture laws they can lose their home?
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: tweak tdr]
#12268169 - 03/25/10 09:57 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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you boiled rice, the rice got aggressive.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#12268175 - 03/25/10 09:59 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said:
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csrpj said:
ok, so i spilled boiling water when i was carrying a pot full of it to use as part of my mescaline extraction (to speed to up evaporation of alcohol)... anyway, i cna't tell them that. i can't think of a cooking situation tha ti would engage in that would involve the pot being carryied from one place to another. i was thinking i could say i poured a cup of tea, then somehow turned and spill the cup and it hit my foot. that that should believable? any ideas? kinda hard hiding the fact that i'm in seirous pain from second-degree burns
You're committing a felony in your parents home? What an awesome kid.
You do realize that because of forfeiture laws they can lose their home?
tiny chance that the DEA is looking for mescaline that i make and use for myself in the home.... versus likely case that i use the mescaline to have an experience that will help me become a better man. hmmm....
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268185 - 03/25/10 10:03 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a courtesy/right thing to do type thing.
If you were a "better man" you'd have enough respect for them to not jeopardize their home.
Move out and do it in your own place.
Yes, the odds are slim, but don't be a sleazebag.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: M.Reynolds]
#12268189 - 03/25/10 10:07 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
you were pouring boiling noodle water into a colander in the sink and got distracted and missed a bit.
just what I was coming here to say!
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268209 - 03/25/10 10:14 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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csrpj said:
ok, so i spilled boiling water when i was carrying a pot full of it to use as part of my mescaline extraction (to speed to up evaporation of alcohol)... anyway, i cna't tell them that. i can't think of a cooking situation tha ti would engage in that would involve the pot being carryied from one place to another. i was thinking i could say i poured a cup of tea, then somehow turned and spill the cup and it hit my foot. that that should believable? any ideas? kinda hard hiding the fact that i'm in seirous pain from second-degree burns
tell them you were taking tony robbins course which includes walking on hot coals. tell them you did it for them because you want to take tony's power and put it to work and that NOTHING will stop you.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: lorddavidone]
#12268212 - 03/25/10 10:16 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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You stepped in a puddle of lava
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#12268232 - 03/25/10 10:23 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said:
It's a courtesy/right thing to do type thing.
If you were a "better man" you'd have enough respect for them to not jeopardize their home.
Move out and do it in your own place.
Yes, the odds are slim, but don't be a sleazebag.
It's really not that big of a deal man. Not everyone can just up and move out of their parents house. Times are hard right now. If he was growing mushrooms I'd say that was a wrong thing to do in their house but an extraction is no big deal at all.
Like you didn't smoke pot or do drugs while you lived with your parents? 
It's none of your business anyway.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TTT]
#12268237 - 03/25/10 10:25 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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your foot spontaneously combusted. then you lit a match and dropped it.
then i 
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TTT]
#12268278 - 03/25/10 10:39 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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TTT said:
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luvdemshrooms said:
It's a courtesy/right thing to do type thing.
If you were a "better man" you'd have enough respect for them to not jeopardize their home.
Move out and do it in your own place.
Yes, the odds are slim, but don't be a sleazebag.
It's really not that big of a deal man. Not everyone can just up and move out of their parents house. Times are hard right now. If he was growing mushrooms I'd say that was a wrong thing to do in their house but an extraction is no big deal at all.
Ah yes, the "subjective" morals. That's the same as having none at all. I'm sure if he got busted, the cops and DEA would feel the same way you do.
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Like you didn't smoke pot or do drugs while you lived with your parents?
I kept my drugs in the car or outside the house while I lived with my parents, and didn't manufacture/extract anything while under their roof.
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It's none of your business anyway.
If he didn't want to hear the negatives he shouldn't have posted.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#12268285 - 03/25/10 10:41 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said:
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TTT said:
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luvdemshrooms said:
It's a courtesy/right thing to do type thing.
If you were a "better man" you'd have enough respect for them to not jeopardize their home.
Move out and do it in your own place.
Yes, the odds are slim, but don't be a sleazebag.
It's really not that big of a deal man. Not everyone can just up and move out of their parents house. Times are hard right now. If he was growing mushrooms I'd say that was a wrong thing to do in their house but an extraction is no big deal at all.
Ah yes, the "subjective" morals. That's the same as having none at all. I'm sure if he got busted, the cops and DEA would feel the same way you do.
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Like you didn't smoke pot or do drugs while you lived with your parents?
I kept my drugs in the car or outside the house while I lived with my parents, and didn't manufacture/extract anything while under their roof.
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It's none of your business anyway.
If he didn't want to hear the negatives he shouldn't have posted.
They have no reason for busting some kid for a small time mescaline extraction. The only reason why they would care is if he was hustling which would be wrong to do in your parents house. A simple extraction is harmless and impossible to get in trouble for unless you're stupid.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TTT]
#12268292 - 03/25/10 10:43 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: visions]
#12268301 - 03/25/10 10:47 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell them you were preparing a large boulder of freebase "crack" cocaine on the stove. that should distract them from the mescaline.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
#12268306 - 03/25/10 10:48 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell them you were preparing a large boulder of freebase "crack" cocaine on the stove. that should distract them from the mescaline.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TTT]
#12268311 - 03/25/10 10:49 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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TTT said:
... A simple extraction is harmless and impossible to get in trouble for unless you're stupid.
How stupid?
Like spilling boiling water all over your foot stupid?
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: Noetical]
#12268721 - 03/25/10 12:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Noetical said:
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TTT said:
... A simple extraction is harmless and impossible to get in trouble for unless you're stupid.
How stupid?
Like spilling boiling water all over your foot stupid?
I don't see how spilling water on your foot will lead to a DEA drug bust.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TTT]
#12268732 - 03/25/10 12:30 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Its over your head.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268747 - 03/25/10 12:32 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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csrpj said:
ok, so i spilled boiling water when i was carrying a pot full of it to use as part of my mescaline extraction (to speed to up evaporation of alcohol)... anyway, i cna't tell them that. i can't think of a cooking situation tha ti would engage in that would involve the pot being carryied from one place to another. i was thinking i could say i poured a cup of tea, then somehow turned and spill the cup and it hit my foot. that that should believable? any ideas? kinda hard hiding the fact that i'm in seirous pain from second-degree burns
This is easy, You were making a cup of noodle soup. You were in a rush to eat it, and you dropped it on your foot(or spilled some on your foot)- depending how much you got burned.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: Neuron]
#12268760 - 03/25/10 12:34 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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and if you're not sure if the ramen story will work, note that I actually got burned from a spilled "cup o noodles" when I Was 10 years old, got a second degree burn on the top of my left hand.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: Neuron]
#12268820 - 03/25/10 12:47 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Once I burnt myself REALLY bad (2nd degree burns) while making a big pot of tea. (gallon on bioling water all over tummy and left leg)
It hurts like motherfuck dont it?
I tell you, your best friend for several days to come will be novocane spray
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: Youthfuldreams]
#12268832 - 03/25/10 12:50 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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This has got to be the dumbest fucking question I have heard in awhile.
Really? Do you have to ask what to say?
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12268843 - 03/25/10 12:53 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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csrpj said:
ok, so i spilled boiling water when i was carrying a pot full of it to use as part of my mescaline extraction (to speed to up evaporation of alcohol)... anyway, i cna't tell them that. i can't think of a cooking situation tha ti would engage in that would involve the pot being carryied from one place to another. i was thinking i could say i poured a cup of tea, then somehow turned and spill the cup and it hit my foot. that that should believable? any ideas? kinda hard hiding the fact that i'm in seirous pain from second-degree burns
OP, is there a possibility you may be GROUNDED if your parent find out about your mescaline extraction?
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: trishraymond]
#12268853 - 03/25/10 12:55 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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or get a spanking.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: elementswrath]
#12268864 - 03/25/10 12:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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or get a spanking.
his mom can spank me
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TrancedShroom]
#12268873 - 03/25/10 12:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: need a plausible story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: trishraymond]
#12268875 - 03/25/10 12:59 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: need a plausible story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
#12268930 - 03/25/10 01:12 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell your parent to butt out, you are 18! right?
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Re: need a plausible story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#12268942 - 03/25/10 01:14 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell your parent to butt out, you are 18! right?
My thoughts exactly...
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TrancedShroom]
#12268945 - 03/25/10 01:14 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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his mom can spank me
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Re: need a plausible story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
#12268948 - 03/25/10 01:15 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell them you had your girlfriend over and she wanted to play "Branding Horses" and since she took her shirt off while suggesting the idea, you figured why not and the next thing you know she's chasing you around the house with a poker from the fireplace.
Tell them the chase went upstairs and while winding up the spiral staircase to both flee the red hot poker and try to get the game into the bedroom you tripped over the cat and fell over the rail. Your girlfriend then came diving down after you, the poker clutched over her head like a samurai sword. You rolled right to avoid the scalding tip of the instrument, crashing into the legs of the kitchen table, causing a cup of tea to come spilling down onto your foot. Explain that your girlfriend had knocked herself unconscious when her head hit the floor and the poker would have burned a hole in the kitchen linoleum if you hadn't snatched it up at the last second.
When they ask where the girl is, just tell them you threw her in the garbage.
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
#12268977 - 03/25/10 01:23 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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how about u were making pasta at a friends n dropped the pot next to your foot causing the burn?
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: ThreeOnSpeed]
#12268990 - 03/25/10 01:26 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why the hell are people still suggesting things?
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TrancedShroom]
#12269002 - 03/25/10 01:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why the hell are people still suggesting things?
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TrancedShroom]
#12269051 - 03/25/10 01:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why the hell are people still suggesting things?
They have no real life.
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TrancedShroom
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#12269123 - 03/25/10 01:55 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just figured that they were really retarded.
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elementswrath
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: TrancedShroom]
#12269139 - 03/25/10 01:59 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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niteowl
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#12269454 - 03/25/10 02:52 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said:
If you were a "better man" you'd have enough respect for them to not jeopardize their home.
Move out and do it in your own place.
Yes, the odds are slim, but don't be a sleazebag.
QFT
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Re: need a plausible story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#12269473 - 03/25/10 02:55 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said:
tell your parent to butt out, you are 18! right?
Not gonna work if your living under their roof
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elementswrath
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Re: need a plausible story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: niteowl]
#12269723 - 03/25/10 03:34 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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i argued with my mom once because i wanted to smoke pot in my room, she smoked all the time in hers.
so she threatened to kick me out because she could get in shit for letting me.
i told her "i am not gonna tell anyone! i didn't even say that you smoke to anyone, never!!"
she just didn't want the pressure, now that i am older i understand.
i wouldn't want some young kids smoking in my house, cause i am responsible for them.
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csrpj
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: trishraymond]
#12269772 - 03/25/10 03:41 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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ok, so i spilled boiling water when i was carrying a pot full of it to use as part of my mescaline extraction (to speed to up evaporation of alcohol)... anyway, i cna't tell them that. i can't think of a cooking situation tha ti would engage in that would involve the pot being carryied from one place to another. i was thinking i could say i poured a cup of tea, then somehow turned and spill the cup and it hit my foot. that that should believable? any ideas? kinda hard hiding the fact that i'm in seirous pain from second-degree burns
OP, is there a possibility you may be GROUNDED if your parent find out about your mescaline extraction?
zero chance of that happening. my only worries are that they would be more worried and stressed out, and the other is that they would trust me less (based on their belief systems related to drug use) which would make our interactions more unpleasant.
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Kada
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12269814 - 03/25/10 03:47 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just tell them you were making mac n cheese and you dumped the pot getting it to the sink. I perfected the art of lieing to my parents. They were tools then and they are tools now. Parents aren't really as smart as they want us to believe they are. Mine are retarded but at least my dad had the courtesy to apologize for being horrible parents. Were all good now, but my mom can leave me alone forever as far as I'm concerned. She makes my kids cry a few times a month by doing the same shit she use to do to me.
/end rant.
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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
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Happy2fly
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
#12269820 - 03/25/10 03:48 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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GetTheFuckOut said:
tell them you were preparing a large boulder of freebase "crack" cocaine on the stove. that should distract them from the mescaline.
I had a buddy in high school, who whenever he knew he was going to be in trouble with his folks, would tell him that he was gay first to distract them from the real issue.. 
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But so does the human experience.. which is like fire, sometimes you just need to stoke the coals and sometimes you just need to add a log or reposition the log matrix. But a well built fire will be much more self-sustaining than a poorly built one, and they all need love to grow. And don't fuck around or your might burn yourself. Must always respect the fire. - Shroomism
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ThreeOnSpeed
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: Happy2fly]
#12270382 - 03/25/10 05:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Happy2fly said:
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GetTheFuckOut said:
tell them you were preparing a large boulder of freebase "crack" cocaine on the stove. that should distract them from the mescaline.
I had a buddy in high school, who whenever he knew he was going to be in trouble with his folks, would tell him that he was gay first to distract them from the real issue..
yea they will be more worried about you being a fruit then about your foot
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: csrpj]
#12270740 - 03/25/10 05:59 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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You were draining noodles and you were bare foot and you spilled some water on your feet because you were high.
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kanglow
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Re: need a plausable story for how i burned my foot for parents! [Re: hamloaf]
#12270971 - 03/25/10 06:41 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Any 4-legged animal in the house to blame it on? You can always say they tripped you.
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