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 Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block  [Re: kaste]
#12236053 - 03/20/10 11:51 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fat RAAAAGE 
Holy god that was fucking hilarious 
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By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
  
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Jackenobi
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: sgtshroom]
#12236077 - 03/20/10 11:57 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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REALTALK
like the man says. you know, the guys that can't initiate SHIT ... they need your scraps man
call them up bro
REALTALK
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sgtshroom
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Jackenobi]
#12236093 - 03/20/10 12:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a win/win. Plus it really helps with hot chick that "OMG, you managed to hook up my fat friend. You're so awesome!"
yes, yes I am.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: sgtshroom]
#12236110 - 03/20/10 12:07 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol Of course the guy from North Alabama's best advice is to fuck the fat friend. Most of the time that fine ass chick bring's along the fat chick because you're suppose to have a friend for the mongo mate or you get no pussy from the fine chick, It's a setup from the start.
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Jackenobi
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: sgtshroom]
#12236111 - 03/20/10 12:07 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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sgt shroom we should hang man we are keeping it fucking REAL
realtalk
bring your dollars and guns you'll get hella minge with that shit here in the UK
FUCK YEAH
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sgtshroom
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: nice1]
#12236121 - 03/20/10 12:10 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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nice1 said:
Usually the fit one is trying to set me up with the fat one  Its even worse.
Careful grasshopper, this can be a test. If you're not interested in the fat friend then you are too shallow and not worthy of hot chicks goodies.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: sgtshroom]
#12236130 - 03/20/10 12:12 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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grasshopper needs to be interested PLATONICALLY with fattie. if he displays SEXUAL interest in the fat one, the hottie will be SECRETLY DISGUSTED. leading to withholding of goodies.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Jackenobi]
#12236165 - 03/20/10 12:21 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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InDEED
trick is to make it a point to actively engage fat girl in conversation and show that she is equal in the group. Not a third wheel or anything. Give her the spotlight for a moment. Try to seem genuinely interested. It can go a long way.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Jackenobi]
#12236176 - 03/20/10 12:25 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell the fat one that there's some frozen pizza's back at your place.
Problem solved.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: x Ju x]
#12236190 - 03/20/10 12:27 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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...thinking inside the box
i like it 
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Jackenobi]
#12236212 - 03/20/10 12:30 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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The pizza box.
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Jackenobi
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: sgtshroom]
#12236219 - 03/20/10 12:31 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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yes
did i labour that point
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Bretdaniel]
#12236286 - 03/20/10 12:45 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bretdaniel said:
Lol Of course the guy from North Alabama's best advice is to fuck the fat friend.
What the hell's that s'posed to mean?
Don't you know about this chip on my shoulder?
Anyway one is supposed to have a wingman who likes the big girls for such an occasion.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Mchaggis]
#12236513 - 03/20/10 01:40 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol You southerners are used to though Kentucky fried chicken fat girls.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Bretdaniel]
#12236533 - 03/20/10 01:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I prefer my fat girls to graze on sweets
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Set]
#12236560 - 03/20/10 01:51 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Everytime you look at some southern boys myspace they always got a big girl under their arm.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: sgtshroom]
#12236586 - 03/20/10 01:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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sgtshroom said:
I have to agree with jackenobi on this. You should be prepared. I got some buddies with real low standardS and the trick is to keep a few of those guys on speed dial. At the party when you first spot the fat friend, call in fat support. It may take him a while to get there but once he does his job is to set the pick. I've seen it work.
 so hard. I've been cock blocked by a fat girl before 
CALL IN THE FAT SUPPORT! 
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Mchaggis]
#12236588 - 03/20/10 01:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sure, every time.
Just like every time you look at a black person's myspace they're eatin' watermelon?
Or every time you're lookin' at an Asian's myspace they're doin' math right?
Take yer regionalist Family Guy propaganda elsewhere, yankee.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Mchaggis]
#12236604 - 03/20/10 02:02 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah actually I never seen a picture of a black person eating watermelon, they are usually throwing up gang signs and why would someone take a picture of themselves doing math? Every time I see a southern guy's myspace they usually got some fat fried biscuit eating bitch under their arm lol.
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Re: The Fat Girl Cock Block [Re: Bretdaniel] 1
#12236760 - 03/20/10 02:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bretdaniel said:
Nah actually I never seen a picture of a black person eating watermelon, they are usually throwing up gang signs and why would someone take a picture of themselves doing math? Every time I see a southern guy's myspace they usually got some fat fried biscuit eating bitch under their arm lol.
LOL, you use MySpace.
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