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 Istigkeit
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 LOL- parent drug translator 
#11836885 - 01/15/10 07:51 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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psilyguy
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 Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Istigkeit]
#11836901 - 01/15/10 07:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Istigkeit]
#11836913 - 01/15/10 07:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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"I went down to a headshop and purchased a waterpipe with which to partake in some herb."
translates to
"I went Codeine coughCombination of marijuana and cough syrup to LSD headshop and purchased LSD waterpipe with which to partake Connected with drug suppliers some Marijuana."
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psilyguy
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: psilyguy]
#11836917 - 01/15/10 07:58 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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dank = "Marijuana; the practice of lacing cigarettes with formaldehyde"
dub = "When a crack dealer delivers an extraMethamphetamine as a marketing ploy to attract customers"
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Vibes
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: psilyguy]
#11836924 - 01/15/10 07:59 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Abe was in a fix when his check for a sandwich and some tea totaled over twelve dollars but he only had two fives
Translates into Quote:
$5 worth of drugs was Connected with drug suppliers LSD To inject a drug when his Personal supply of drugs for LSD Two layers of cocaine with a layer of heroin in the middle and some Marijuana;phencyclidine totaled over twelve dollars but he only had two Amphetamine.
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tripp23
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Vibes]
#11836936 - 01/15/10 08:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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tits - BlackHeroin Heroin 
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"take thy medicine you filthy swine and you'll see that the world is in fact divine!"
Where does the world go when we close our eyes?
Experience my nightmarish first time of smoking Ganja!
 SAVE KRATOM FROM DAMNATION!
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DeathCompany
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: tripp23]
#11836951 - 01/15/10 08:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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dropping bombs
Wrapping methamphetamineConnected with drug suppliersMoney and then consuming it bombs
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WakeboardrB
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Vibes]
#11836952 - 01/15/10 08:04 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Want to go smoke some marijuana?"
Want to Amphetamines; methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) Marijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin and crack some marijuana?
Wow...
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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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Istigkeit
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Istigkeit]
#11836959 - 01/15/10 08:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
I smoked some DMT with my Shaman friend who was tripping hard off the entheogen Salvia while peaking on cubes! He saw a diety fix a man's penis!
Translates to
Quote:
"I smoked some Dimethyltryptamine;phencyclidine with my Shaman Fentanyl who was tripping hard off the entheogen Salvia while peaking on Marijuana tablets; crack cocaine! He saw LSD diety To inject a drug LSD man's penis!"
Seems legit to me
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Edited by Istigkeit (01/15/10 08:05 PM)
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sjacobn
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: psilyguy]
#11836961 - 01/15/10 08:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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I smoked this finger because I love my baby
translation: I smoked this Marijuana cigarette because I Crack Cocaine my Marijuana
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WalterShabas
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Vibes]
#11836986 - 01/15/10 08:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up.
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Chubba
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Istigkeit]
#11836987 - 01/15/10 08:09 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is fucking retarded.
WTF.
Nothing even makes any sense.
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Istigkeit
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Istigkeit]
#11836999 - 01/15/10 08:12 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
I say no to drugs because I love my parents and am not the devil.
translate to
I say no to drugs because I Crack Cocaine my parents and am not the devil.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
translates
LSD Connected with drug suppliers the sky with Amphetamines; methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
I will be healthy like my parents and only drink alcohol and smoke! They don't know that mushrooms evolved human consciousness and DMT is in humans!
translates
I will be healthy like my parents and only PCP alcohol and Marijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin and crack! They don't know that Psilocybin/psilocin evolved human consciousness and Dimethyltryptamine;phencyclidine is Connected with drug suppliers humans!
Is this an english to spanish translator?
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Istigkeit]
#11837012 - 01/15/10 08:15 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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At least "Heady nugs brah" translates to "Heady nugs brah"
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Joooooeeeey
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I wanted to fuck my uncle but instead i just shot up a bunch of molly into my eye balls sat there and then thought I need to get me some of that white and snorted a half g of it and felt pretty good then I just wanted to fuck a goat only after I put the turkey in the oven and bumped some of that good yola man and sat there thinking lets do some tweak and be all good only once we do some more of that angel dust
into
I wanted to fuck my Federal agents but instead i just To inject a drug; an amount of cocaine; 10 shot or 20 shot up LSD bunch of MDMA into my eye balls sat there and then thought I need to get me some of that Heroin; amphetamine and snorted LSD 1/2 ounce $1000 or 1Hashish of drugs; term for an unfamiliar male; Gamma hydroxybutyrate (GHB) of it and felt pretty PCP; heroin then I just wanted to fuck LSD Heroin only after I put the Cocaine; amphetamine Connected with drug suppliers the over and bumped some of that PCP; heroin cocaine man and sat there thinking lets do some Methamphetamine and be all PCP; heroin only once we do some PCP of that PCP Marijuana mixed with various chemicals; cocaine; heroin;phencyclidine
haha
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ChairmanMeow
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Istigkeit]
#11837154 - 01/15/10 08:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Istigkeit said:
http://www.noslang.com/drugs/index.php
One can only hope the DEA uses this when they go undercover.
That way, if some guy in a trenchcoat sidles up and whispers: "Good afternoon, fellow inebriant, might you be able to help me stock up on Dimethyltryptamine;phencyclidine is Connected with drug suppliers humans!" you'll know he SECRETLY ISN'T A REAL DRUGGIE.
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ChairmanMeow
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Quote:
ChairmanMeow said:
Quote:
Istigkeit said:
http://www.noslang.com/drugs/index.php
One can only hope the DEA uses this when they go undercover.
That way, if some guy in a trenchcoat sidles up and whispers: "Good afternoon, fellow inebriant, might you be able to help me stock up on Dimethyltryptamine;phencyclidine is Connected with drug suppliers humans!" you'll know he SECRETLY ISN'T A REAL DRUGGIE.
And on that note, I'm going to go smoke some weed (translation: "PCP Marijuana mixed with various chemicals; cocaine; heroin;phencyclidine.")
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"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
- William Blake, Proverbs of Hell from The Marriage of Heaven and Hell.
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UnholyChild666
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Lets smoke out of the bong = Lets Marijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin and crack out of the Pipe used toMarijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin and crack marijuana
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Glenners
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"hey man can I get some sprite from you"
translation
"hey man Marijuana; 1 ounce I get some sprite from you"
All this seems to generate is complete jibberish lmao. It especially like to say ";crack cocaine!!!"
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UnholyChild666
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Re: LOL- parent drug translator [Re: Glenners]
#11837211 - 01/15/10 08:51 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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not much of any online translator is worth a fuck.
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