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GTFO Kiddo, what age are you, like 15?

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One time I was in the middle of a circle jerk and then my parents walked in along with my priest and my father and priest jerked off on my face and then they all called me gay and disowned me.

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Either you are a master of irony or a complete idiot.  Or both.  But I'm pretty sure you are 100% idiot.

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Epic Thread: Embarassing moments 2010

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Your turn guys.

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One time I was in the middle of a circle jerk and then my parents walked in along with my priest and my father and priest jerked off on my face and then they all called me gay and disowned me.

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One time I was in the middle of a circle jerk and then my parents walked in along with my priest and my father and priest jerked off on my face and then they all called me gay and disowned me.

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Go on and give me your most embarrassing moment(s) so far this past year. I'll start off.

It was after college chemistry class during the summer when I accidentally stumbled across the girls restroom, not realizing it at first. Then I had a big itch on my ass and decided to scratch it as I got to the sink to wash one of my hands. After that this chick suddenly comes through the entrance door right when I fart, and during that moment she just stared at me next the doorway for a good five seconds or so, I did too. She then walked out, and I soon realized after cleaning up of how bad my fart actually smelt. I walked out and went off with my usual routine as if nothing happened.

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Here's another one, I was wanking off this one time and jizzed all over the walls. Afterwards, my room mate knocked on the door and asked what I was doing. So i cleaned up and said "Almost finished". As I walked out my room mate gave me this weird look and I said "what?", and he said "Where the fuck my mother's small portrait that I had on my desktop?" Then I ran out out the door and swiftly speed up on the hall way, as I was running my ass off my pants fell down.

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I got another one. One day in High school spanish class, there was this so-so hot girl sitting behind me due to seating arrangements. We were talking about how we both were in the same health class together last year, and this particular time we got into a deep conservation with together for a matter of minutes. After a short while the teacher finished her short lecture and gave the rest of the class some free time to talk and what not. Well, me being a horny son of a bitch, I turned around and poked the chick on her left tit with my pinkie and grinned. She laughed and said "haah, that's perverted!". Then I gave out a seductive stare and stood up in arousal. I felt a hard on coming and began to shake my body back and fourth in a fucking style motion in front of her. While I was doing this, my penis grew really hard and made me say "now it's time to get down to china town!". I took out my dick and starting jerking and jerking it. oh lord i'm getting hard just thinking about it. fucking yanking that turkey over until i cammme. i jizzed on my keyboard again

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