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#11684162 - 12/20/09 03:00 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]  1
#11684335 - 12/20/09 04:24 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bros before hoes?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #2]
#11684377 - 12/20/09 04:43 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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DSHSB
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11684692 - 12/20/09 08:28 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Stop being a retarded neck beard and fuck her already.
wtf is wrong with you??
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11685204 - 12/20/09 11:45 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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THEY'RE BROKEN UP
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM
if your buddy is going to get pissy about it, fuck that emo asshole. if he didn't want to be broken up with her, that's his fucking fault.
bros before hoes is fine when it stops your jackass of a friend from swooping in on a girl you're interested in, but once you've been there and broken up it's not a good-friend thing it's a totally-gay thing. WOAH DUDE, HOW DARE YOU FUCK BETTY, ME AND HER DATED ONE RECESS IN 2ND GRADE. BRO HUG MAN. ITS OK. TOTES FORGIVE YOU BRO.
Ya don't fuck girls your buddies are currently dating, or have a good shot at dating, but if they've been broken up it's fair game. you some kind of retard?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11685814 - 12/20/09 01:56 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Then he's an idiot.
Careful, though, dude...a lot of guys are total fucktards about this kinda thing. I hooked up with a mate's ex for a few months about...oh...18 months after they broke up. He has barely spoken to me since.
Fuck him, though, he's a tard. But one circle of my good mates are fairly tight with this tool, and since all this shit, I do get to see them less as to stop his moaning and whining, I tend not to get invited out when he's out, so it still comes back.
It's like we're all fucking bitches, I swear. 
Just make sure you're prepared to deal with whatever fallout comes back at you from this-'cos there usually is some.
That said, I would. 
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Edited by Anonymous (01/30/12 09:09 PM)
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #2]
#11686138 - 12/20/09 02:45 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2 said:
Bros before hoes?
I thought that was only a rule inside the "Alliance of Closet Gays". 
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11686150 - 12/20/09 02:48 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am pretty sure she's just doing it to piss him off though.
Well, not the basis for anything long term, but if you just wanna score, then you're set and she'll be easy. 
Then again, if she is just doing it to piss him off, after the fact, she'll let him know and play it up and...well...basically piss him off!At you.Probably out of all proportion.You get where this is going? 
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Edited by Anonymous (01/30/12 09:10 PM)
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11686183 - 12/20/09 02:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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then there is no choice
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #8]
#11686305 - 12/20/09 03:16 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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dude why the fuck are u coming here and consulting.
GO DSHSB
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #9]
#11686924 - 12/20/09 05:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ok if the guy got her name tattooed on his chest and then cheated on her and got dumped HE IS A DOUCHEFAG. DSHSB unless you're worried about him killing you.
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Edited by Anonymous (01/30/12 09:10 PM)
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11688093 - 12/20/09 08:32 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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He fucking loooooooooooooooved her, even got her name tattooed on his chest while they were together.
she shitcanned him for cheating though.
hahah what a fag
he tattooed her name on his chest AND THEN he cheated on her
srsly, he cheated on her, they're not even together, why is this even an issue. if he gets pissed at you.. uh, why did he cheat on her? fuck that noise, he can't lay claim to tail like that.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11689268 - 12/21/09 12:12 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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if your boy is a man of principle he will surely beat your ass for this.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #10]
#11690904 - 12/21/09 10:15 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #10 said:
if your boy is a man of principle he will surely beat your ass for this.
srsly, that's the faggiest shit I've ever heard. seriously. man of principle? homeboy fucked around on her. why the hell would you NOT date some girl you like and who likes you, just because some dude you know bought her dinner.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11690910 - 12/21/09 10:19 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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it'll likely ruin the friendship so does the pussy outweigh that?
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11690926 - 12/21/09 10:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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if your boy is a man of principle he will surely beat your ass for this.
srsly, that's the faggiest shit I've ever heard. seriously. man of principle? homeboy fucked around on her. why the hell would you NOT date some girl you like and who likes you, just because some dude you know bought her dinner.
that's hippie nonsense. i'd fuck your girlfriend on the regular for sport and have you paying for my illegitimate child's Christmas presents because you're a damn human tampon. you sicken me, boy.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #11]
#11691089 - 12/21/09 11:18 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #11 said:
it'll likely ruin the friendship so does the pussy outweigh that?
srsly, if it ruins the friendship, your boy's a d-bag, ya don't fuck girls your buddies are, or are about to, fuck. outside of that, the only reason dude's buddy would get pissed is because he still has unrequited feelings for this girl. THAT'S THE GAYEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. Girl dumped your ass. Move the fuck on. Move on to the tail you cheated on her with! WTF. Stop being an emo fucking bitch about things and throwing a hissy fit. There is absolutely no way you can pass off a whining fucking bitch-fit as some macho manly bullshit, because in the end it's not the guy fucking the girl who's breaking "bros before hoes". THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT FUCKING SAYING WAS CREATED TO REPRESENT. Fucking children don't understand anything.
Bros before hoes. Your buddy is the one that's supposed to mutter that in an introspective selfrealization after confronting you about screwin his ex -- as he realizes that he's letting a woman come between a friendship, and being a child by throwing a fit over something that isn't his. They're not together. There is no justifiable reason for him to get upset about who she's fucking anymore. Unless he's like 12.
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11691142 - 12/21/09 11:35 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5 said:
outside of that, the only reason dude's buddy would get pissed is because he still has unrequited feelings for this girl.
or if it's his babys momma. that's off limits.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #10]
#11691805 - 12/21/09 01:52 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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outside of that, the only reason dude's buddy would get pissed is because he still has unrequited feelings for this girl.
or if it's his babys momma. that's off limits.
i try and steer clear of anybody's baby momma.. it probably makes me a bad person but man kids are complicated shit and sometimes i might want to walk around after sex with a bottle of whiskey in hand swinging my dick around making lightsaber noises, and that's the sort of shit that gets you on the chris hansen list for life when kids are around :\
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#11692850 - 12/21/09 05:03 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread has such an urban anti-intellectual vibe and it makes me ashamed to be a human being.
OP, I'd advise you not to do it, but I get the impression you'll do it anyway. You'll feel bad about it afterward... She'll feel bad about it afterward. You are selling yourselves out for a few moments of pleasure. Only great men can resist temptation under these circumstances. Aren't there something like 3,000,000,000 other women out there?
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #12]
#11693304 - 12/21/09 06:05 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You'll feel bad about it afterward... She'll feel bad about it afterward.
Why would anybody feel bad about it? His buddy might throw an emo bitchfit but after listening to some Linken Park he'll feel like people DO understand his angst and get the hell over it.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11695231 - 12/21/09 11:11 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's not like OP genuinely likes this girl. I think I'd understand the situation more if he did. But he's just looking to "fuck" and likely she's looking to "fuck" too, but I'm sure revenge is a motivating factor for her whether it's subconscious or not.
So yeah, they get to have sex once... maybe a few times. Then she'll continue on her predictable post break up sex spree that every male eagerly capitalizes on... Finally she'll calm down and maybe settle down with somebody she loves and ever afterward she'll look back on that period with shame.
OP will feel like a fool for sacrificing a friend or at the very least causing a great deal of emotional pain to somebody for a few minutes of pleasure.
The "friend" will feel like shit and have a hard time trusting people.
And the relationships between the three will become forever estranged.
There are girls everywhere. Plenty of girls looking to "fuck". Pick someone else. Wear a condom. Be respectful.
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Edited by Anonymous (01/30/12 09:11 PM)
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11716828 - 12/25/09 02:45 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kill him, hide him under the bed, fuck her senseless and then "Ta Daaaaaaaaaaaa" give her a surprise by lifting the bed.
Then kill her.
Obviously.
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11717034 - 12/25/09 03:57 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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at least get oral or a handjob
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11717352 - 12/25/09 05:20 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Id fuck the best friend raw.
Then use that as a pick u line to get with his ex. He won't be able to get mad cause he got your sweet dick.
WIN WIN
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Anonymous #16
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11717910 - 12/25/09 08:12 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you're not friends with the kid anymore I'd say what's to lose, though you said she's doing it for revenge..well than the water gets muddy and you might be setting yourself up. If you don't care about the friendship anymore and you're not worried about possibly having to fight your boy over it than hit that shit and blame it on the Goose.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #10]
#11718062 - 12/25/09 08:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #10 said:
if your boy is a man of principle he will surely beat your ass for this.
Clearly the clown is not a man of principle if he got caught cheating.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #17]
#11720670 - 12/26/09 11:55 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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not really.
Cheating with his girl and the no dating your friends ex's without their express and direct permission are two completly sepearate rules.
Why they broke up is completly irrelevent to the bros before hoes rule.
the OP could alwas just ask his friend if its ok. Tis kinda a win win cos either he'll take it badly, which means you hit that anyways as teh friendships fucked or he says yes, and you hit that and remain freinds, which you wont, cos even though he said it wa sok it wasnt.
Fuck all that, just skullfuck her till her eyes pop out.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #13]
#11728458 - 12/27/09 10:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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the OP could alwas just ask his friend if its ok.
ah yes, nothing says "I'M A MAN!" like crawling and begging someone else if it's OK to stick your dick in something. Because he totally owns that pussy that he's no longer involved with or touching any more. Totally.
You are all weak, timid and untrustworthy homosexuals.
As someone who's dated friend's exes, and had friends date exes, this sort of shit is never an issue unless you're a faggot or started a relationship with the girl before the previous relationship ended. Once a relationship is over, it's fucking over, man. Only a fucking infantile stupid throws a fit over something THAT NO LONGER EXISTS.
Fuck the bitch, if dude says shit call him out for being a little cunt and get over it -- those sorts of people aren't worth being friends with anyway. Pining over an old girlfriend is one thing, but expecting to continue to exert any influence over an ex's life after the cessation of relations is.. drumroll.. A BITCH MOVE! Yes, it's no fucking different than the girl who called your new girlfriend and told her you gave her herpes. Impotent and petty children one and all.
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11728571 - 12/27/09 11:16 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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give us your username so i can give you +5
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11729117 - 12/28/09 01:08 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5 said:Yes, it's no fucking different than the girl who called your new girlfriend and told her you gave her herpes.
 You have herpes!
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #3]
#11729227 - 12/28/09 01:33 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5 said:Yes, it's no fucking different than the girl who called your new girlfriend and told her you gave her herpes.
You have herpes!
Nu uh! Had it twice but I'm all OK now ! 
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11729543 - 12/28/09 03:22 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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There's no cure for herpes. It may have been a while since your last outbreak, but you still have herpes.
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #3]
#11729789 - 12/28/09 04:56 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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... woosh.
the whole point being the ex calls the new gf and tells her you've got the herp. AND OMIGOSH IT'S A LIE! It falls under the spectrum of "really lame attempts at controlling people", the same as some dude threatening to beat you up for dating his ex. And it's about as effective, too. That is, generally, completely not effective at all -- girls pull that and get laughed at because nobody believes the bitter ex, guys pull that and their ex gets even more hot and bothered for the new guy because he's OMIGARSH PUTTING HIMSELF IN DANGER TO BE WITH MEE!!!11!
I hope you're high as fucking hell or something though, really dude. that woosh actually was so far above you there was an overflow and it wound up passing by you TWICE, and STILL flew over your head
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Re: Sex with bestfriends ex-girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#11730158 - 12/28/09 08:38 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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the OP could alwas just ask his friend if its ok.
ah yes, nothing says "I'M A MAN!" like crawling and begging someone else if it's OK to stick your dick in something. Because he totally owns that pussy that he's no longer involved with or touching any more. Totally.
You are all weak, timid and untrustworthy homosexuals.
As someone who's dated friend's exes, and had friends date exes, this sort of shit is never an issue unless you're a faggot or started a relationship with the girl before the previous relationship ended. Once a relationship is over, it's fucking over, man. Only a fucking infantile stupid throws a fit over something THAT NO LONGER EXISTS.
Fuck the bitch, if dude says shit call him out for being a little cunt and get over it -- those sorts of people aren't worth being friends with anyway. Pining over an old girlfriend is one thing, but expecting to continue to exert any influence over an ex's life after the cessation of relations is.. drumroll.. A BITCH MOVE! Yes, it's no fucking different than the girl who called your new girlfriend and told her you gave her herpes. Impotent and petty children one and all.
We're talking about friendship here and code of brotherhood, it has nothing to do with ownership, timidness, or weakness...it's about respect. Things aren't always as clear cut as you're trying to make them seem, and just because people are seperated doesn't necessarily mean "it's fucking over, man". You're gonna sit there and honestly say it wouldn't bother you if your friends gangbanged the shit out of your ex and left her all used up and jizzed in when you still have feelings for her? You're obviously a liar or a sociopath, and you have no friends, that or you're the jizzy female.
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