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Anonymous #1 said: Hahaha, thanks bro. If any 'ole dick would do, trust me, I'd be right on it. This guy had the goddamn magic stick. As confirmed by me, all of my girlfriends who've had him and all the girls he's slept with since. I'm the dumbass who thought she could fucking take on that kind of guy and make him be faithful. Not fucking happening. I guess it's some consolation that the girl he's with now is boring as hell, but damn. I want that cock. No other will do.
Why do girls think they can change guys?
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Anonymous #11
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OP is platinum
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Anonymous #12
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Anonymous #1 said: I'm not addicted to sex. I'm madly in love with a man who I am completely incompatible with at this moment in my life. And he's in love with me. And we want to be around one another all of the time because we're made of the same soul-cloth. But he's not done being a child yet. Neither am I. And we cannot make it work. We tried. We lived together for almost a year. Even after he cheated on me, even after all kinds of horrendous bullshit went down, even after we made up and fell in love all over again, we couldn't make it work. Even after I moved out and he tried to move on, we couldn't make it work. Now we're trying not to talk to one another. But it's like trying not to blink or breath or lick your lips. It's like trying to pretend you aren't missing your favorite t-shirt. It's like trying to bike with only one pedal. It's like living a fake life.
And now I'm drunk on the drink we used to drink together and I'm crying my heart out because I miss him so much. And I'm horny and pissed and only a couple blocks away from the place where he's pretending to love another girl. So I'm gonna go walkin'. And I'm not gonna end up at his door. But I might end up in every place we've fucked in this town. I might end up balling myself up into an impenetrable ball of love and just sitting there by the river thinking about the absolute insanity that was our love.
LOL in reality you were just some slut he fucked for a while... he doesn't really love you, you were just a cheap lay. Have another drink love, maybe he'll love you then
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Anonymous #13
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ha you sound like my girlfriend. She kissed my dick goodbye instead of me when i left for thanksgiving break. You dont love this dude, your vagina is just telling you that you do.
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Anonymous #3 said: you can come get on your knees for me if youd like
then afterwords id give you the best 4 and one half minutes of your life
2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven
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Anonymous #15
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2 and half weeks? dry ya eyes ive been without it for months haha
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous #16
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Anonymous #1 said: Total fail. I ended up at his house, of course. He called me. We fucked, it was fine. Although he's lost his touch a little. The sex wasn't as raw as I wanted, 'cause his new girl is a newbie and doesn't understand such things. He's all gotten used to the soft, gentle kind of sex where you try to avoid causing pain. Not the kind where you're living for the feeling, where pain doesn't matter, where a good smack on my ass causes my whole body to convulse for a split second and makes my cunt tighten around him. The way he smacked my ass last night was goofy. Like he had to ask for permission. And this from the guy who used to leave me welted with tears in my eyes.
I'm glad we did it though, because for it totally made me want him way less. Not really because of the sex, but more because of how fucking assfacey he was afterward. He's just a prick. Hearing him talk about how how he's gonna be all serious with his new girl as he was lying in our sex stains just made me want to smack him right in his dumb face. He was all wondering aloud why it is that he cheats on every girl he gets with as if I had that goddamn answer. It made me fucking hate him. If there is a part of that man worth loving, I sure as hell can't see it anymore. Thank god for last night.
Nice one, slut.
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Anonymous #8
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Last night I was doing my girl from behind and then I pulled out, stuck my fingers in her and started pushing down towards her belly, right on her G-spot, and I put my left hand on her belly and pushed toward my fingers so my hands were kinda rubbing each other with the G-spot in between... she was screaming in the good way. Damn that was fun
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Anonymous #8
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OP can you please give us more sexy-talk? That was honestly pretty fucking hot. I always wondered why girls like being smacked on the ass...
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Anonymous #9
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you know what, i'm asking the same thing.
I mean, I love groping/grabbing a big ass and then spreading ass cheeks violently to the side and getting a good wiff/lick in there like a fucking dog.
But then she was like "You can smack my ass, you know." Kind of in a condescending way.
I continued there thinking "Why the fuck do I want to smack your ass? I'd rather grab it and feel it in an obscene manner and stuff my nose in your ass. What does 'smacking' do for me?"
Eh?
Edited by Anonymous (11/28/09 01:13 AM)
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Anonymous #8
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Well like miss horny said it makes their cunt muscles squeeze. It's kinda like making your dick way bigger for a half-second. Plus if they're really into it and they scream each time, it can be fun, although I still feel a little guilty for hitting a girl even if it is on the ass and she's begging me to do it.
I'll tell you what's really fun. My PC muscles are pretty strong so when I squeeze them my dick gets noticeably larger and/or swings upward. Girls are amazed by it, it feels good for them, and I know some ways to use this to hold out a lot longer. If you can fuck forever and come on cue, you'll get as much sex as you want, hell you could even work as a porn star...
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Anonymous #9
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I can see that you are on your way to sex mastery.
Intentionally make a girl cum with your dick and you have 'em all.
Being sexually confident is what gets women in bed that actually want to fuck you silly. Not for the money or even the looks. But for the magic between the sheets.
I know this all only in theory, for I am incontinent.
Edited by Anonymous (11/28/09 02:02 AM)
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Anonymous #1
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Meh, I was really drunk when I started this thread. But sure, I'll explain why I personally love to be smacked on the ass. I do enjoy the way my body tenses up, like I said before, but there's a separate aspect of it that is kind of more focused on allowing someone to cause you pain. It's a trust thing that I really get off on. Plus, I really enjoy having my ass worshiped and played with when I'm fucking and if he's already got his hands down there to smack me, then there's a better chance that he'll be holding on to me, fingering me and just generally focusing his attention on the entire feeling or having his dick buried in me, holding my ass, and sucking on my tit. That's just how I like it. I like him to be entirely engaged in my body. Every part of it that he can get to.
And btw, you CAN smack too hard. And I hate it when that happens. In my opinion, there is a point where the pain becomes distracting from the pleasure instead of enhancing. For example, I do not enjoy having hands around my throat while fucking, nor do I really enjoy it when a guy grabs on to me and humps me like a dumb teenager without any consideration to my own comfort and enjoyment. I guess it could be done right, but I have not experienced it.
I doubt that there is any one specific way to get girls to like fucking you. Maybe just be engaged in them sexually and emotionally (but not in a slimy, weird way) and try and have fun? Don't take it too seriously? Be confident? And creative. Creativity is probably my most valued trait in a lover.
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Anonymous #9
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Good to know.
But don't get me wrong, hun. I can 'get' girls to fuck and have fun. My problem is that I am incontinent. Meaning, I shit and piss involuntarily, and I have to wear adult diapers. Fuck. It's a condition that is common in senile old people.
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Anonymous #1
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That sucks, dude.
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Anonymous #9
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Not with my vast collection of scat porn it don't.
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Re: Ugh, horny as hell. *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1
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I know what I am, and you have no place to say what anyone is or is not. And I do make the world more fun. So fuck you!
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