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Re: BAD SEX [Re: mellowparty]
    #11468831 - 11/16/09 07:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Hahah i've had some bad sex before - half the time it was my fault. :shrug:

Gotta learn some how


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Re: BAD SEX [Re: canid]
    #11468833 - 11/16/09 07:57 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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canid said:
i would take bad sex over no sex, but blowjobs...

a bad blowjob is worse than none at all.





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Re: BAD SEX [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11468844 - 11/16/09 07:58 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

AcidDropper420 said:
Quote:

canid said:
i would take bad sex over no sex, but blowjobs...

a bad blowjob is worse than none at all.





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Re: BAD SEX [Re: meams]
    #11468857 - 11/16/09 08:01 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I've had some REALLY REALLY bad blowjobs.

Like wow

holy shit.


I almost just killed myself for thinking about it

i need to go think about life for a bit


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Re: BAD SEX [Re: Pooks]
    #11468914 - 11/16/09 08:11 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I would definitely agree that bad sex is better than no sex and no BJ is better than a bad BJ.  I've had some BJ's when I almost said "seriously, do you even *know* how to use your tongue!?" 

Most of the bad sex I've had was early on when I was figuring things out, so I don't really count those since my learning curve was so steep.  lol  I don't even try having sex if I know I can't perform for whatever reason (too stoned, tripping hard, too tired, etc.).


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Re: BAD SEX [Re: thirdeyeparable]
    #11469049 - 11/16/09 08:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Bad sex happens to anyone who drinks or smokes weed. it just happens. you get horny and can't preform but it is still sloppy drunk/stoned sex. not all that bad.


Bad blowjobs on the other hand put you in a weird situation.

Do you:

A. Tell the girl who has your dick near her razor sharp teeth that she can't suck dick worth shit?

B. Continue getting a worthless/sometimes painful bad blowjob?


Its like a lose lose with bad blowjobs.


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Re: BAD SEX [Re: SlashOZ]
    #11469052 - 11/16/09 08:29 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Bad Secks is better than no secks


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Re: BAD SEX [Re: SlashOZ]
    #11469064 - 11/16/09 08:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SlashOZ said:
Bad sex happens to anyone who drinks or smokes weed. it just happens. you get horny and can't preform but it is still sloppy drunk/stoned sex. not all that bad.


Bad blowjobs on the other hand put you in a weird situation.

Do you:

A. Tell the girl who has your dick near her razor sharp teeth that she can't suck dick worth shit?

B. Continue getting a worthless/sometimes painful bad blowjob?


Its like a lose lose with bad blowjobs.



oh the pain is ridicluos.

all im gonna say is braces & penile carnage

its my fault for being polite but hey i was young...and im a possible masochist, not sure yet


Edited by Pooks (11/16/09 08:31 PM)


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