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Anonymous #1

if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck?
    #11448771 - 11/13/09 05:49 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

??


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Anonymous #2

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11448776 - 11/13/09 05:50 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

homo erectus


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Anonymous #3

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11448781 - 11/13/09 05:50 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #4

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11448922 - 11/13/09 06:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
:sheepfucker:



if you lead them to the edge of a cliff, they back up right onto your wang :derfase:


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Anonymous #5

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11449066 - 11/13/09 06:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

A blue whale.


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Anonymous #1

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11449076 - 11/13/09 06:46 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
A blue whale.


a blue whale? that is so gay.


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Anonymous #4

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11449108 - 11/13/09 06:52 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

blue whale is bound to be disappointed when it's over.


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Anonymous #5

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11449145 - 11/13/09 06:56 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I bet it'd be really cozy to crawl inside its cavernous vagina.


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Anonymous #6

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11449152 - 11/13/09 06:57 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

wowitch's mom


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Anonymous #7

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11449165 - 11/13/09 06:58 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I bet it'd be really cozy to crawl inside it's cavernous vagina.


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Anonymous #8

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11449245 - 11/13/09 07:10 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I've already fucked a moose.


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Anonymous #3

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #11449276 - 11/13/09 07:13 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #9

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11449296 - 11/13/09 07:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

This is a very interesting question. I'd fuck a teenaged cheetah or lioness. That seems like the only other species besides human that i could even remotely enjoy. I mean cheetahs are pretty feminine. my inital reaction was a chimp or some sort of primape but on second thought fuck that.

Ya cheetah all the way


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Anonymous #10

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11449344 - 11/13/09 07:25 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Can I choose a woolly mammoth?

If not, I'll go with Alpaca, a mutant alpaca/human baby would be tits.


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Anonymous #11

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11449346 - 11/13/09 07:26 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
This is a very interesting question. I'd fuck a teenaged cheetah or lioness. That seems like the only other species besides human that i could even remotely enjoy. I mean cheetahs are pretty feminine. my inital reaction was a chimp or some sort of primape but on second thought fuck that.

Ya cheetah all the way



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Anonymous #6

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11449357 - 11/13/09 07:28 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
wowitch's mom



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Anonymous #12

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11449816 - 11/13/09 08:51 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

A snake.

Fuck trouser snakes, give me a real one.

I'm a girl.


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Anonymous #13

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11450665 - 11/13/09 11:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
A snake.

Fuck trouser snakes, give me a real one.

I'm a girl.


U should meet my ex wife.... She say's it rock's!


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Anonymous #14

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #11450743 - 11/13/09 11:22 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

manatee/dugong

"the lady of the sea"


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Anonymous #7

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11450752 - 11/13/09 11:23 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:boxerface:


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Anonymous #15

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #11450762 - 11/13/09 11:25 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

cat:awepuss:


deer


chipmunk:thumbup:


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Anonymous #3

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11450765 - 11/13/09 11:25 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #7

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11450774 - 11/13/09 11:26 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:doggull:


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Anonymous #16

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #11451070 - 11/14/09 12:12 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

This is a hard question for me. Lots of variables to consider.

After thinking about this for some time, I've narrowed down my decision to two animals.

Either a dolphin or a hippo.

Dolphin because they are intelligent and I might be able to train one to get in all sorts of crazy positions.

Or a hippo because they're dirty fucking animals.

Upon further thought, I'd go with a dragon because how many people can say they fucked a mythical beast?


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Anonymous #11

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #11451096 - 11/14/09 12:15 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'd fuck this thing: :freakybirdthing:


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Anonymous #17

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11451100 - 11/14/09 12:17 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

A squid.


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Anonymous #18

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #11451318 - 11/14/09 12:56 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Sheep and pigs are to cleshay! If I really had to I guess I would do a swan.


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Anonymous #17

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #11451366 - 11/14/09 01:10 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, fuck a swan in front of its bitches and become the dominant member of the pack. Then all the swan women will be yours.


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Anonymous #19

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11451372 - 11/14/09 01:11 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
A blue whale.



I bet #5 is misty


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Anonymous #20

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #11451729 - 11/14/09 02:54 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

HORSE


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Anonymous #3

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #11451737 - 11/14/09 02:56 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

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Edited by Anonymous (11/18/09 06:43 PM)

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Anonymous #21

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11452202 - 11/14/09 07:31 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Humans are animals right? I would pick the smallest overage girl I could find and pray that shit was tight as could be.


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Anonymous #22

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #11452853 - 11/14/09 11:49 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:pedobear:

Stop looking for excuses to fuck children.


As for the OP, I'd probably have to say...



A nigger.


:facepalm:


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Anonymous #18

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #11452903 - 11/14/09 11:58 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
Yeah, fuck a swan in front of its bitches and become the dominant member of the pack. Then all the swan women will be yours.



Thats what i'm talkin bout!:highfive:


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Anonymous #23

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #11453690 - 11/14/09 03:00 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

A dolphin for sure. I hear they get really into it. Beware of the males though, apparently they have prehensile cocks and the force of their ejaculation is comparable to a firehouse.


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Anonymous #24

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11457543 - 11/15/09 02:37 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
This is a very interesting question. I'd fuck a teenaged cheetah or lioness. That seems like the only other species besides human that i could even remotely enjoy. I mean cheetahs are pretty feminine. my inital reaction was a chimp or some sort of primape but on second thought fuck that.

Ya cheetah all the way


This guy took it seriously and actualy wants to fuck an animal:rofl2:


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Anonymous #25

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #11457561 - 11/15/09 02:42 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I'd fuck a clefairy


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Anonymous #26

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11457675 - 11/15/09 03:12 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
:sheepfucker:



if you lead them to the edge of a cliff, they back up right onto your wang :derfase:





:awedrugs: dis mo'fo ^^^^^ROFL


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Anonymous #27

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #11457831 - 11/15/09 04:02 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

:rolleyes:


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Anonymous #9

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #11458329 - 11/15/09 07:48 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #24 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
This is a very interesting question. I'd fuck a teenaged cheetah or lioness. That seems like the only other species besides human that i could even remotely enjoy. I mean cheetahs are pretty feminine. my inital reaction was a chimp or some sort of primape but on second thought fuck that.

Ya cheetah all the way


This guy took it seriously and actualy wants to fuck an animal:rofl2:

:evil2:


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Anonymous #5

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11458339 - 11/15/09 07:52 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

It's settled, then:

I'll fuck a dolphin inside a blue whale's vagina.


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Anonymous #28

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11458548 - 11/15/09 09:19 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

What do you mean "if you had to"?

I already fuck pussies all the time.

























































:dazedandconfused:


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Anonymous #29

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #11479703 - 11/18/09 06:18 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Definitely a dolphin. A dolphins vagina has super strong muscle walls. And they move like this :

~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~

If that makes any sense. It squeezes in a wavelike motion. It'd basically be the best sex ever.

I don't know if there would be any other animals I'd like to fuck.

I'd fuck a Suicide Girl though, most definitely. Humans are animals, and those are some sexy animals ^_^


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Anonymous #30

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #11479750 - 11/18/09 06:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

A human


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Anonymous #31

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #11479840 - 11/18/09 06:38 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

A giraffe

Who knows where their tongue will end up? :schoolgirl:  :logic:


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Anonymous #2

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #11479865 - 11/18/09 06:41 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

a hobbit


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Anonymous #3

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #11479870 - 11/18/09 06:42 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Anonymous #15

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11479883 - 11/18/09 06:45 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

fucking a Bufo alvarius would be one wild ride:w0ahhhhmahnnn:


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Anonymous #32

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #11480648 - 11/18/09 08:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

A gorilla. In the ass cause I want it to be a silverback.


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Anonymous #33

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #32]
    #11480969 - 11/18/09 09:09 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

A black girl


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Anonymous #24

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #11481014 - 11/18/09 09:15 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Someone already said monkey


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Anonymous #34

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #11481055 - 11/18/09 09:21 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
This is a very interesting question. I'd fuck a teenaged cheetah or lioness. That seems like the only other species besides human that i could even remotely enjoy. I mean cheetahs are pretty feminine. my inital reaction was a chimp or some sort of primape but on second thought fuck that.

Ya cheetah all the way





Furfags on teh Shroomery?
:kingcrankey:

But good job on "primape"!
:ilold:


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Anonymous #35

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11481081 - 11/18/09 09:24 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

your mom


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Anonymous #33

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #35]
    #11481111 - 11/18/09 09:28 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #35 said:
your mom


OHHH bURNNNNNNNNNN


wait! whos mom?


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Anonymous #35

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #11481130 - 11/18/09 09:31 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #33 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #35 said:
your mom


OHHH bURNNNNNNNNNN


wait! whos mom?



you see at the top of someones post..
yeah there

it shows you who you are replying to.

asshole.


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Anonymous #36

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #11482353 - 11/19/09 12:03 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #33 said:
A black girl



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Anonymous #37

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11482400 - 11/19/09 12:11 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Id fuck a sheep. I hear good things :naughty: i met a guy in a teenage reform camp who was there for fucking his friends pig drunk at 16 :rofl2: Apparently he slept with sheep on his farm (which he bought for that purpose alone :lol:) and he said its quite nice!

Not to mention all that fur would give you something to grab onto and it be really comfy to hug while you gave your cock a massage. Also, its not a violent animal so there is a low chance it would fuck me up if it didnt like me sticking my penor in it




.........:wink:


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Anonymous #6

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #37]
    #11482415 - 11/19/09 12:12 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

you must be from oz

or

toiletduk


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Anonymous #38

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11482434 - 11/19/09 12:15 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

The tight and lubricated mouth of an infant calf.

The rooting reflex works wonders on the chubby knob.


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Anonymous #15

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #38]
    #11482556 - 11/19/09 12:28 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #38 said:
The tight and lubricated mouth of an infant calf.

The rooting reflex works wonders on the chubby knob.


:strokebeard2:


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Anonymous #39

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #36]
    #11482755 - 11/19/09 12:51 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #36 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #33 said:
A black girl





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Anonymous #40

Re: if you had to fuck an animal, which would you fuck? [Re: Anonymous #39]
    #11482903 - 11/19/09 01:15 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)



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