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Anonymous #3
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 Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP  [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10957993 - 08/28/09 10:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why don't you ask the US government why UFOs and extraterrestrials are classified as "Above Top Secret" when the atomic and hydrogen bomb are only classified as "Top Secret"? Besides that, there's an incredible amount of proof for the existence of UFOs and aliens, you just have to look into it. I really don't care if you take my word for it. You'll see these creatures when they wipe out the human race in the next few years.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10958262 - 08/28/09 11:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sorry, I don't subscribe to "factoids" sourced from lunatic conspiracy theories. You believe all the bullshit you like, just don't expect others to be as gullible as you are.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10958295 - 08/28/09 11:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sorry, I don't subscribe to "factoids" sourced from lunatic conspiracy theories. You believe all the bullshit you like, just don't expect others to be as gullible as you are.
 One day you'll understand why that comment made me laugh. Don't take offense to it though. I used to say the same thing to other people.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10958416 - 08/29/09 12:06 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10958524 - 08/29/09 12:27 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10958541 - 08/29/09 12:30 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10958577 - 08/29/09 12:37 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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The funny thing is, I KNOW I'm right but you THINK you're right.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10958580 - 08/29/09 12:37 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You believe in chem trails and reptilians to yeah? How many tin foil hats do you have? How many hours of WoW have you clocked up in the last three years? I bet you own nothing but black clothes and wear eye liner.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10958735 - 08/29/09 01:01 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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The funny thing is, I KNOW I'm right but you THINK you're right.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10970654 - 08/31/09 03:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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hey fuck youQuote:
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I'm afraid of telling my close friends and family because I know they won't believe me... I'm very scared right now. Is there some hotline I can call or something because I no longer have the will to live...
Please, someone listen to my story. 
Apparently you are just full of shit. Alien abduction isn't something to joke about. There are poor people on this planet who have had to go through this, which is the most traumatizing experience a human can have. I hope you do get abducted for joking about this. You're right about one thing though. If you get abducted multiple times you'll probably end up committing suicide. Fuck you! You should be banned from SA!
Perhaps you will regret calling ME a liar. I'm sorry I apparently had an "obligation" to remain at home where I was forever changed.
I was getting ready to change for bed. It didn't seem like that night would change me forever, I had work in the morning (which I would later cancel in my short-term PTSD) and was coming down from the kush I had smoked a few hours earlier. I remember going to bed and I remember dozing off into the dream realm when I was awoken after I don't even fucking know how long I slept for. I couldn't move. I seemed to be levitating and all of a sudden I wasn't and THIS is where my hellish experience started. I was surrounded by 4 feet tall "beings" (around 4 of them) and they were staring at me with gray, unmoving eyes. They looked humanoid, not at all like the stereotypic alien people report (from what I have now read from other peoples witness reports). I admit I don't remember most of it. As far as I know I wasn't tampered with. I don't know what color their skin was... I could mostly only sense them with my perphereal vision.
I am still taking off from work, just trying to figure out what the fuck happened to me.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10970742 - 08/31/09 03:57 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Seriously, sounds like sleep paralysis. Don't get too freaked out, it's a surprisingly common phenomenon which I've experienced myself. If you know what's going on so you don't start to panic, it can be very interesting to observe.
And if there are any aliens out there, feel free to abduct me instead. I'll come willingly, and will gladly assist you with your research. What an incredible opportunity!
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10970790 - 08/31/09 04:16 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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... cool story bro?
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Anonymous #16
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10970797 - 08/31/09 04:20 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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i think aliens exist.
how can there be thousands and thousands of planets and all of them unoccupied?
how can we be the only intelligent in the galaxy.
maybe some aliens are non futuristic and some are.
but there is no valid proof, so i keep it on the maybe side.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10970806 - 08/31/09 04:24 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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i think aliens exist.
how can there be thousands and thousands of planets and all of them unoccupied?
how can we be the only intelligent in the galaxy.
maybe some aliens are non futuristic and some are.
but there is no valid proof, so i keep it on the maybe side.
THANK YOU, brother.
It should be obvious to all psychonauts that alien life is a certainty.
I myself have seen the alien beings that live within ever psilocin molecule first-hand.
They are friendly and visit us only to impart the knowledge of collective consciousness and peace.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #17]
#10970814 - 08/31/09 04:30 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #17 said:
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i think aliens exist.
how can there be thousands and thousands of planets and all of them unoccupied?
how can we be the only intelligent in the galaxy.
maybe some aliens are non futuristic and some are.
but there is no valid proof, so i keep it on the maybe side.
THANK YOU, brother.
It should be obvious to all psychonauts that alien life is a certainty.
I myself have seen the alien beings that live within ever psilocin molecule first-hand.
They are friendly and visit us only to impart the knowledge of collective consciousness and peace.
i wouldn't think ALL aliens are friendly.
there is good and bad, same like good and bad people.
tho if they visit, i would love to learn from them and i would love to teach them.
maybe mushrooms are alien life but we don't know it.
nothing is certain, we know so little.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #17]
#10970816 - 08/31/09 04:32 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #17 said:
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Anonymous #16 said:
i think aliens exist.
how can there be thousands and thousands of planets and all of them unoccupied?
how can we be the only intelligent in the galaxy.
maybe some aliens are non futuristic and some are.
but there is no valid proof, so i keep it on the maybe side.
THANK YOU, brother.
It should be obvious to all psychonauts that alien life is a certainty.
I myself have seen the alien beings that live within ever psilocin molecule first-hand.
They are friendly and visit us only to impart the knowledge of collective consciousness and peace.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10970841 - 08/31/09 04:48 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #16 said:
i think aliens exist.
how can there be thousands and thousands of planets and all of them unoccupied?
how can we be the only intelligent in the galaxy.
maybe some aliens are non futuristic and some are.
but there is no valid proof, so i keep it on the maybe side.
Le derrrrrr, of course there is life on other planets, that is inevitable. The idea that they have developed light speed travel is the problem. Just because the universe is full of life that doesn't mean there is, has been or ever will be a race of beings capable of crossing the gulfs of space.
Don't get issues confused.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10970849 - 08/31/09 04:55 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Le derrrrrr, of course there is life on other planets, that is inevitable. The idea that they have developed light speed travel is the problem. Just because the universe is full of life that doesn't mean there is, has been or ever will be a race of beings capable of crossing the gulfs of space.
Don't get issues confused.
Precisely so. The idea that we are the only intelligent life in the universe is nothing but (depressing) hubris. But the idea the aliens are popping in for regular visits indicates a profound lack of understanding about the tremendous scales of space and time involved with such an endeavor. If an alien race is advanced enough to master faster than light travel, you can bet they're not fucking up and leaving traces behind for us humans to discover, unless it's intentional.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10971397 - 08/31/09 10:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I remember going to bed and I remember dozing off into the dream realm when I was awoken after I don't even fucking know how long I slept for. I couldn't move. I seemed to be levitating and all of a sudden I wasn't and THIS is where my hellish experience started. I was surrounded by 4 feet tall "beings" (around 4 of them) and they were staring at me with gray, unmoving eyes. They looked humanoid, not at all like the stereotypic alien people report (from what I have now read from other peoples witness reports)...
I am still taking off from work, just trying to figure out what the fuck happened to me.
Dude, seriously, that sounds like classic sleep-paralysis. You're not crazy. You weren't abducted.
Chill the fuck out, read up about sleep paralysis and the visions that accompany it, and you'll feel a whole lot better about the situation. No need getting all shaken up over a relatively common abnormal waking event.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I was abducted by aliens last night... SOMEONE HELP [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10971506 - 08/31/09 10:52 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's interesting to see how quickly someone with no prior knowledge of sleep paralysis can jump to the conclusion that they experienced an alien abduction, religious revelation or some other type of supernatural experience. It makes me wonder how many of these legitimate reports can be explained by simple and well-understood phenomenon. I'm going to hazard a guess that it's ~100%.
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