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Anonymous #1
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 I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! 
#10903918 - 08/21/09 01:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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The problem isn't that I won't be able to do, but that it might not be worth it. For example, what if I steal a laptop right off of their lap, but then I get home, and it's fucking password protected! 
Or what if I steal the laptop, but since my rushing adrenaline had me on one, I forget to get the charger? Also, what if the person I stole it from sees me again? I'm planning to shave afterwords just to make it a little bit easier for me.
I'm not paying $1K for a laptop, that money could be used on dr00gz! 
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Anonymous #2
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 Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10903949 - 08/21/09 01:56 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're scum.
Laptops can go for $200 these days.
Stealing so you can buy drugs? You make all drug users look bad 
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10903966 - 08/21/09 01:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't forget that lots of computers these days come with LoJack for Laptops. I have it and so does my dad and brother. It survives a complete reformat and their recovery rate is around 75%. So I encourage you to go through with your plan and hopefully you'll end up behind bars where you belong.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10903991 - 08/21/09 02:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2 said:
You're scum.
Laptops can go for $200 these days.
Stealing so you can buy drugs? You make all drug users look bad
$200 is still a shitload of drugs that I could be using.
I'm not stealing so I can buy drugs, idiot, I'm stealing so I don't have to waste my drug money.
How do I make all drug users look bad?
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Anonymous #3 said:
Don't forget that lots of computers these days come with LoJack for Laptops. I have it and so does my dad and brother. It survives a complete reformat and their recovery rate is around 75%. So I encourage you to go through with your plan and hopefully you'll end up behind bars where you belong.
What the fuck do you mean by reformat and recovery rate?
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10904005 - 08/21/09 02:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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You idiocy will be rewarded soon enough my friend.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #4]
#10904035 - 08/21/09 02:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #4 said:
You idiocy will be rewarded soon enough my friend.
And "you's" will never be! 
I don't see how laboring for a laptop is any more intelligent that finding one for free. 
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #4]
#10904045 - 08/21/09 02:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I really hope you end up doing exactly what he just said. Also if I caught you taking my laptop. Let's just say you would not be posting anymore.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10904046 - 08/21/09 02:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
I'm not stealing so I can buy drugs, idiot, I'm stealing so I don't have to waste my drug money.
* soph·ist·ry
* Pronunciation: \ˈsä-fə-strē\
* Function: noun
* Date: 14th century
1 : subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10904074 - 08/21/09 02:14 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5 said:
I really hope you end up doing exactly what he just said. Also if I caught you taking my laptop. Let's just say you would not be posting anymore.
omg you sound so bad and dangerous
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #6]
#10904077 - 08/21/09 02:14 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:
I'm not stealing so I can buy drugs, idiot, I'm stealing so I don't have to waste my drug money.
* soph�ist�ry
* Pronunciation: \ˈs�-fə-strē\
* Function: noun
* Date: 14th century
1 : subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation
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Anonymous #6 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:
I'm not stealing so I can buy drugs, idiot, I'm stealing so I don't have to waste my drug money.
* soph�ist�ry
* Pronunciation: \ˈs�-fə-strē\
* Function: noun
* Date: 14th century
1 : subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation
Also see his Ad Hominem qualifier.
ad ho⋅mi⋅nem
–adjective
1. appealing to one's prejudices, emotions, or special interests rather than to one's intellect or reason.
2. attacking an opponent's character rather than answering his argument.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10904080 - 08/21/09 02:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said:
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Anonymous #5 said:
I really hope you end up doing exactly what he just said. Also if I caught you taking my laptop. Let's just say you would not be posting anymore.
omg you sound so bad and dangerous
I'm not here to impress you.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10904085 - 08/21/09 02:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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well you sure scared me to look you up and steal your laptop tough guy sorry if i offended you!
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #6]
#10904087 - 08/21/09 02:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Check out the LoJack website, this is pretty gay.
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 , now my only option is to steal from a poor person!
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Anonymous #5 said:
I really hope you end up doing exactly what he just said. Also if I caught you taking my laptop. Let's just say you would not be posting anymore.
Why would me fucking up a dumb-ass white boy for trying to defend himself while I was stealing his laptop prevent me from posting here?
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Anonymous #6 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:
I'm not stealing so I can buy drugs, idiot, I'm stealing so I don't have to waste my drug money.
Add Signatu * soph?ist?ry
* Pronunciation: \ˈs?ə-strē\
* Function: noun
* Date: 14th century
1 : subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation
Causation:
You know the rest...
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10904101 - 08/21/09 02:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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http://www.absolute.com/blog/2009/06/30/Drugs_Fraud_RS
"The user who Absolute had identified was well-known to authorities – to the extent that police executed a search warrant on his residence. The stolen laptop was recovered from the scene. False checks and currency, a large quantity of drugs, and drug paraphernalia was also confiscated; particularly incriminating evidence given the suspect was then on probation from previous drug charges."
Yeah, looks like you should "steal from a poor person" 
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10904102 - 08/21/09 02:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've stolen a laptop before.... this older guy robbed my friend for a half ounce so we snuck through his window and stole a bunch of jewelry and a laptop.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10904103 - 08/21/09 02:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
The problem isn't that I won't be able to do, but that it might not be worth it. For example, what if I steal a laptop right off of their lap, but then I get home, and it's fucking password protected!
Or what if I steal the laptop, but since my rushing adrenaline had me on one, I forget to get the charger? Also, what if the person I stole it from sees me again? I'm planning to shave afterwords just to make it a little bit easier for me.
I'm not paying $1K for a laptop, that money could be used on dr00gz!
Are you on meth?
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10904115 - 08/21/09 02:21 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said:
I've stolen a laptop before.... this older guy robbed my friend for a half ounce so we snuck through his window and stole a bunch of jewelry and a laptop.
That's more reasonable than the OP's proposal. I bet you weren't specifically going for a laptop either, just retaliation?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10904127 - 08/21/09 02:23 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2 said:
http://www.absolute.com/blog/2009/06/30/Drugs_Fraud_RS
Add Signature Preview Rep"The user who Absolute had identified was well-known to authorities ? to the extent that police executed a search warrant on his residence. The stolen laptop was recovered from the scene. False checks and currency, a large quantity of drugs, and drug paraphernalia was also confiscated; particularly incriminating evidence given the suspect was then on probation from previous drug charges."
Yeah, looks like you should "steal from a poor person"
Um, I just don't want to risk stealing a laptop with LoJack. 
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Anonymous #7 said:
I've stolen a laptop before.... this older guy robbed my friend for a half ounce so we snuck through his window and stole a bunch of jewelry and a laptop.
Cool, I broke into a rich person's house once with one of my nigger friends and we got away with their laptop, a few other electronics, and a shitload of jewelry! It was totally awedance! 
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10904145 - 08/21/09 02:25 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't let the trolls get ya 
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10904163 - 08/21/09 02:29 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mmmmm, that pic belongs in the Jailbait thread! 
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10905019 - 08/21/09 04:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow, if you can't even get passwords you should really just buy a laptop because you are going to get yourself in jail.
If I ever jacked a laptop I would at least first figure out how to get around crap like lo jack or whatever.
Either way, don't steal, karma says you will steal a pedo's computer, which the Feds will find all your now kiddie porn, land you in jail only to be raped by the guy you stole it from.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10905755 - 08/21/09 06:20 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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to the OP
i also want to steal a laptop but it has to be planned perfectly.
the best time to do it would be when you were going out of state. it's simply not worth it to take a chance of getting caught and do you think that the person is going to go out of state to get their laptop? probably not.
make sure that the person you steal it from doesnt know you've seen the laptop. maybe you can go to a friends campus and stalk there and maybe go in some dorms if you have a friend to help.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10905967 - 08/21/09 06:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
Wow, if you can't even get passwords you should really just buy a laptop because you are going to get yourself in jail.
If I ever jacked a laptop I would at least first figure out how to get around crap like lo jack or whatever.
Either way, don't steal, karma says you will steal a pedo's computer, which the Feds will find all your now kiddie porn, land you in jail only to be raped by the guy you stole it from.
The LoJack website says it tracks you don't using your IP address, but I only use random people's Wi-Fi and internet cafe's, so it's not like they're gonna find me!
Still, I don't know how to get around passwords.
And I wouldn't mind that kiddie pr0n!
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Anonymous #10 said:
to the OP
i also want to steal a laptop but it has to be planned perfectly.
the best time to do it would be when you were going out of state. it's simply not worth it to take a chance of getting caught and do you think that the person is going to go out of state to get their laptop? probably not.
make sure that the person you steal it from doesnt know you've seen the laptop. maybe you can go to a friends campus and stalk there and maybe go in some dorms if you have a friend to help.
You sound dumb, so I won't take your advice. If I don't have money for a laptop, what makes you think I could afford traveling out of state?
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #6]
#10906001 - 08/21/09 06:49 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
I'm not stealing so I can buy drugs, idiot, I'm stealing so I don't have to waste my drug money.
you just reworded it
you're stealing so you can buy drugs
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906021 - 08/21/09 06:51 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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No, I am going to buy drugs regardless. I'm curious to see what else do you can imagine is to blame for my drug use.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906027 - 08/21/09 06:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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you don't want to spend your money on a laptop so you can spend the money on drugs
yeah you'll get drugs regardless (according to you)
but basically that's your reason for stealing it
so you have drug money
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906044 - 08/21/09 06:56 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm stealing it so I can have a laptop. Idiot.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906053 - 08/21/09 06:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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you said the reason you were stealing it instead of buying it was so you have money for drugs
fuckin retard
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906065 - 08/21/09 06:59 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:
I'm not paying $1K for a laptop, that money could be used on dr00gz!
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Anonymous #1 said:
$200 is still a shitload of drugs that I could be using.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906066 - 08/21/09 07:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's one of the compelling reasons, yes, but to think that that is the only reason is retarded. Idiot.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906075 - 08/21/09 07:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's the only reason you stated
and 200$ isn't even that much (especially for a laptop)
broke bitch
i can see why you posted this in anon
get a job loser
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906106 - 08/21/09 07:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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he said the money was BETTER spent on drugs
i dont see why the moron doesnt just steal the drugs instead and buy a laptop. they dont have lowjack on dope and no one will call the cops.
oh, i hope you get shot for stealing, #1.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #12]
#10906119 - 08/21/09 07:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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which is the REASON for stealing the laptop
wtf is wrong with you people?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906150 - 08/21/09 07:14 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
that's the only reason you stated
and 200$ isn't even that much (especially for a laptop)
broke bitch
i can see why you posted this in anon
get a job loser
Fuck working, you slave! 
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Anonymous #12 said:
he said the money was BETTER spent on drugs
i dont see why the moron doesnt just steal the drugs instead and buy a laptop. they dont have lowjack on dope and no one will call the cops.
oh, i hope you get shot for stealing, #1.
People who sell drugs are usually able to defend themselves. People who own laptops are usually geeky Asian high school fags! 
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Anonymous #11 said:
which is the REASON for stealing the laptop
wtf is wrong with you people?
There is never only one reason why people do things.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906163 - 08/21/09 07:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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you're prob a little drop out freeloader who will live with his mom for the rest of his life
sucks to be you
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906168 - 08/21/09 07:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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It does suck to be me, but not because I am a drop out free loader who will ive with my mom for the rest of my life!
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906170 - 08/21/09 07:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's one of many reasons i'm sure
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906226 - 08/21/09 07:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Other reason is that you don't have a laptop. Then, when you came to us to validate your laptop theft plans, we shot you down.
Does suck to be you.
**Posted from my laptop**
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906228 - 08/21/09 07:26 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Having things for free isn't so bad.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906232 - 08/21/09 07:27 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #11 said:
that's the only reason you stated
and 200$ isn't even that much (especially for a laptop)
broke bitch
i can see why you posted this in anon
get a job loser
Fuck working, you slave!
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Anonymous #12 said:
he said the money was BETTER spent on drugs
i dont see why the moron doesnt just steal the drugs instead and buy a laptop. they dont have lowjack on dope and no one will call the cops.
oh, i hope you get shot for stealing, #1.
People who sell drugs are usually able to defend themselves. People who own laptops are usually geeky Asian high school fags!
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Anonymous #11 said:
which is the REASON for stealing the laptop
wtf is wrong with you people?
There is never only one reason why people do things.
i didnt say they had to deal drugs.
for example, you could beat coasters ass, and take his whole grip of dope.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906237 - 08/21/09 07:28 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
Having things for free isn't so bad.
you're pathetic
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #12]
#10906258 - 08/21/09 07:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #12 said:
i didnt say they had to deal drugs.
for example, you could beat coasters ass, and take his whole grip of dope.
Coaster would be the best fucking slave...
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Anonymous #11 said:
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Anonymous #1 said:
Having things for free isn't so bad.
you're pathetic
You're obviously a retard. 
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906290 - 08/21/09 07:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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i'm not the one posting in an anon forum trying to get advice on stealing a laptop so i can use the money for drugs
is it cold in your moms basement?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906305 - 08/21/09 07:38 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't need advice you god damned inbred faggot, I'm just here to discuss this with random people.
so i can use the money for drugs
Idiot.
Why do people assume that everyone lives in fucking tornado alley? My place don't have a basement you fucking illiterate hick.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906311 - 08/21/09 07:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Unless you steal a laptop from the biggest pushover in the world, the person you take it from will no doubt get police involved and be working pretty hard to figure out who took it.
You don't really strike me as smart enough to get away with your plan. You'll leave some sort of trail, I'm sure of that.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906337 - 08/21/09 07:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's not your place it's your moms place
literacy isn't relevant to you sitting in a cold basement
and it's pretty clear from your first post that you're looking for advice on the situation
you sound underage
i'm glad the admins can see who you are so at least some people are aware of your identity, scumbag
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10906343 - 08/21/09 07:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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he'd end up getting caught and causing his mom more aggravation and money
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906382 - 08/21/09 07:48 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #13 said:
Unless you steal a laptop from the biggest pushover in the world, the person you take it from will no doubt get police involved and be working pretty hard to figure out who took it.
You don't really strike me as smart enough to get away with your plan. You'll leave some sort of trail, I'm sure of that.
I live close to a pretty rich neighborhood full of high school kids who carry their little gadgets around like it's nobody's business. I won't have many problems finding a suitable victim. 
There won't be a trail, cops take at least 5 minutes to respond, by that time I'll already be inside my house! 
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Anonymous #11 said:
it's not your place it's your moms place
literacy isn't relevant to you sitting in a cold basement
and it's pretty clear from your first post that you're looking for advice on the situation
you sound underage
i'm glad the admins can see who you are so at least some people are aware of your identity, scumbag
, you are an ignoramous! Many adults live with their families, only white people ditch each other as soon as possible.
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Anonymous #11 said:
he'd end up getting caught and causing his mom more aggravation and money
It wouldn't cost her a dime, but she would be pretty aggrivated. 
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906417 - 08/21/09 07:54 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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ignoramus*
aggravated*
and with what i said that's what you reply with
nice
what are you black?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906436 - 08/21/09 07:57 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wow, the first two spelling errors, you're fucking smart!
I'm not saying my race because it's irrelevant.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906446 - 08/21/09 07:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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well if you're black i'd understand
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10906483 - 08/21/09 08:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #11 said:
well if you're black i'd understand
Obviously is. Said nigger a few posts ago and calls the rich students "white kids".
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10906493 - 08/21/09 08:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Even if I was black, it's a shame that there is a nigger that is more intelligent than all of you faggots who posted in my thread.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906511 - 08/21/09 08:08 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, we are unintelligent because we told you not to steal.
What the fuck kind of mental disconnect do you have, son?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10906517 - 08/21/09 08:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok, you're one of the less stupid ones that posted here. The rest are purely braindead.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906522 - 08/21/09 08:10 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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we're all pretty much saying don't steal it
you really are retarded
typical nigg
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906638 - 08/21/09 08:24 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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and the "intelligent" thing to do is get a job and buy your own shit
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10906802 - 08/21/09 08:43 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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please get a job.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10906819 - 08/21/09 08:45 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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dumb fools steal.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10907030 - 08/21/09 09:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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STEAL MY LAPTOP MUTHERFUCKER... I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR AN EXCUSE TO BUST A CAP IN YO ASS
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Anonymous #16
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10907388 - 08/21/09 10:06 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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#1 has a minimum wage job, and will never amount to anything.
that's why he needs to steal.
Idiot can't even get around a password.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10909217 - 08/22/09 02:31 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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My laptop was stolen from my apartment in May. It was the center of my music workstation. Although the majority of my files were backed up to external hard drives which thankfully were not taken, I lost hours and hours and HOURS of work, irreplaceable data. Stuff I can't get back, music I had created, my one major passion in life. Do you really want to be such a selfish scum with zero regard for other people's lives and work? If the answer is yes, I hope you get hit by a bus soon.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #17]
#10909229 - 08/22/09 02:34 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Seriously, if someone stole my laptop but left me a backup of the data, I probably wouldn't even bother to call the cops. Hardware is easily replaced but data can be priceless.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10912546 - 08/22/09 04:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #16 said:
Idiot can't even get around a password.
Either tell everyone here how to get around passwords, or GTFO out of my thread if you're going to keep being a complete bullshitter.
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Anonymous #17 said:
My laptop was stolen from my apartment in May. It was the center of my music workstation. Although the majority of my files were backed up to external hard drives which thankfully were not taken, I lost hours and hours and HOURS of work, irreplaceable data. Stuff I can't get back, music I had created, my one major passion in life. Do you really want to be such a selfish scum with zero regard for other people's lives and work? If the answer is yes, I hope you get hit by a bus soon.
I seriously doubt that some Chinese 10th grader is going to have hours of serious work saved on his laptop. All that's going be there is saved homework files, which I don't give a shit about.
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Anonymous #3 said:
Seriously, if someone stole my laptop but left me a backup of the data, I probably wouldn't even bother to call the cops. Hardware is easily replaced but data can be priceless.
This is why you don't fucking use laptops as a workstation, they are merely for convenient entertainment. Buy a PC, that shit has more RAM, and there aren't many people who are willing to break into stranger's houses and take the time to dissassemble everything and neatly pack it up.
Fuck, just because you people told me this, I'm going to go up to the next guy I see who seems like he saves valuable information, grab his shit, and slam it on the fucking ground!
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10912613 - 08/22/09 04:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #16 said:
Idiot can't even get around a password.
Either tell everyone here how to get around passwords, or GTFO out of my thread if you're going to keep being a complete bullshitter.
Seriously? We are not as fucking stupid as you, we are not going to aide you in stealing a laptop and I'm sure nobody here thinks they have to prove themselves to you.
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Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #17 said:
My laptop was stolen from my apartment in May. It was the center of my music workstation. Although the majority of my files were backed up to external hard drives which thankfully were not taken, I lost hours and hours and HOURS of work, irreplaceable data. Stuff I can't get back, music I had created, my one major passion in life. Do you really want to be such a selfish scum with zero regard for other people's lives and work? If the answer is yes, I hope you get hit by a bus soon.
I seriously doubt that some Chinese 10th grader is going to have hours of serious work saved on his laptop. All that's going be there is saved homework files, which I don't give a shit about.
Noticing your spelling errors, typing habits, bad temper, and irrational view of the world I have come to the conclusion that you are not 18 and should not be on this website. I mean seriously, who says '10th grader'?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10912657 - 08/22/09 04:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just fuck off, you dumb fucking bullshitter.
People who make a living off of 10th graders say 10th graders. I live in an area surrounded by schoolchildren.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10913063 - 08/22/09 05:04 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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It actually does make alot of sense that the OP is a high-schooler. The perception that $200 is alot of money is childish, and tells me the OP has never handled an adult amount of money.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #18]
#10913099 - 08/22/09 05:09 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well, you are a fucking retard and your deduction skills are no better than a peice of shit's.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10913639 - 08/22/09 06:33 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shit, who cares if its password protected?
You should nuke it with a new OS as soon as you get it.
Or get a job you lazy piece of shit!
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #19]
#10914356 - 08/22/09 08:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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OP's a loser nigger
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10914374 - 08/22/09 08:33 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
OP's a loser nigger bitch ass dumb mother fucker who can't figure out how the real world works
GET A FUCKING JOB!
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #19]
#10914395 - 08/22/09 08:35 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #19 said:
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Anonymous #11 said:
OP's a loser nigger bitch ass dumb mother fucker who can't figure out how the real world works
GET A FUCKING JOB!
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Anonymous #20
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10914408 - 08/22/09 08:36 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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how old are you 12? seriously, your pathetic.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #20]
#10914427 - 08/22/09 08:40 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10914532 - 08/22/09 08:56 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
OP is underage!
 
QFT hes a dumbass
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10914548 - 08/22/09 08:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
Don't forget that lots of computers these days come with LoJack for Laptops. I have it and so does my dad and brother. It survives a complete reformat and their recovery rate is around 75%. So I encourage you to go through with your plan and hopefully you'll end up behind bars where you belong.
This is bullshit.
LoJack is a breeze to get rid of.
And their recovery rate is not 75%.... Very few stolen laptops/electoronics get recovered unless uncovered at pawn shop or found with a bunch of other stolen goodies.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10914562 - 08/22/09 09:01 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha, this is a fucked up thread.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #12]
#10916795 - 08/23/09 01:49 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude, this is what i would do. Have a friend drive you to somewhere far from your house where you may find someone with a laptop. Have him park far enough away so noone sees the car. When you see something good, snatch that shit and run like hell. Make sur no one sees you get in the car. Then drive back to your house and enjoy your laptop.
Obviously you should be wearing a hood/glasses so cameras or witnesses cant describe you.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10916803 - 08/23/09 01:50 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
The perception that $200 is alot of money is childish, and tells me the OP has never handled an adult amount of money.
200 is a lot of money if you don't got alot.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10917059 - 08/23/09 02:30 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #22 said:
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The perception that $200 is alot of money is childish, and tells me the OP has never handled an adult amount of money.
200 is a lot of money if you don't got alot.
If you have $200 to spend on drugs, you have $200. That is not the issue here.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10917087 - 08/23/09 02:35 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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My buddies little brother robbed a house for some bud a week ago. The dude that set up the kick door said "Only take the weed." Long story short dude took laptop, PS3, and 3 pnds. 3 days later police come to door and catch the kid on the computer with his friends smoking stolen pot, and playing stolin PS3. The computer had low jack. They showed him the little hand held monitor that recieves the low-jack signal , and asked if they could have a look around. BUSTED!!!
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #23]
#10917240 - 08/23/09 03:13 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, I worked at a computer store where we got low jack installed from factory. Had to set it up for every customer, but we did end up getting about a dozen computers brought to us by the police. Few of them were our floor models, heh.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10917485 - 08/23/09 03:58 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:
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Anonymous #9 said:
Wow, if you can't even get passwords you should really just buy a laptop because you are going to get yourself in jail.
If I ever jacked a laptop I would at least first figure out how to get around crap like lo jack or whatever.
Either way, don't steal, karma says you will steal a pedo's computer, which the Feds will find all your now kiddie porn, land you in jail only to be raped by the guy you stole it from.
The LoJack website says it tracks you don't using your IP address, but I only use random people's Wi-Fi and internet cafe's, so it's not like they're gonna find me!
Still, I don't know how to get around passwords.
And I wouldn't mind that kiddie pr0n!
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Anonymous #10 said:
to the OP
i also want to steal a laptop but it has to be planned perfectly.
the best time to do it would be when you were going out of state. it's simply not worth it to take a chance of getting caught and do you think that the person is going to go out of state to get their laptop? probably not.
make sure that the person you steal it from doesnt know you've seen the laptop. maybe you can go to a friends campus and stalk there and maybe go in some dorms if you have a friend to help.
You sound dumb, so I won't take your advice. If I don't have money for a laptop, what makes you think I could afford traveling out of state?
Dude just trying to help you
good luck anyways
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10917777 - 08/23/09 05:07 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #22 said:
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The perception that $200 is alot of money is childish, and tells me the OP has never handled an adult amount of money.
200 is a lot of money if you don't got alot.
anybody with a full time job should be able to achieve 200$ easily
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10917781 - 08/23/09 05:10 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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even part time
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10917804 - 08/23/09 05:14 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #11 said:
even part time
Part time, national minimum wage in America, you'll make $200 in a few 8 hour shifts. Probably less than two weeks.
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Anonymous #24
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10918230 - 08/23/09 08:36 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2 said:
You're scum.
Laptops can go for $200 these days.
Stealing so you can buy drugs? You make all drug users look bad
Are you serious? I am sure OP can find someone who looks like they deserve to have their lap top taken. I would DEFINITELY steal a laptop to save $1000 on drugs. Actually, if I were you OP I would reward myself with a successful laptop steal by spending $1000 on drugs. The money you could have wasted. Reward yourself for a job well done.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #24]
#10918664 - 08/23/09 11:37 AM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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anybody with a full time job should be able to achieve 200$ easily
Yeah unless they don't live with their parents like you and have real bills to pay.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10918793 - 08/23/09 12:11 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you're gonna rob, go big. Rob a bank or jewelery store.
In Melbourne about 5 months ago some dude, in the middle of the day smashed a window in the jewelry store and stole a ring worth 1 million AUD.
Or in UK, two guys robbed a jewelery store worth 80 million USD worth.
NONE have been caught... the million dollar ring guy that's for sure... not entirely sure about the second robbery but they are still on the run.
Fuck your little laptop.
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Anonymous #26
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 Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10918798 - 08/23/09 12:12 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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don't do it. bad karma. you'd be racking up sould debt.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10918938 - 08/23/09 12:57 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #22 said:
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anybody with a full time job should be able to achieve 200$ easily
Yeah unless they don't live with their parents like you and have real bills to pay.
don't assume things about people in anon slick
i guess i must have a real job
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10919081 - 08/23/09 01:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Or maybe you live in a trailer so u have no mortgage or property tax. I make 65.000 a year, not rich but not poor either. However $200 is $200 so unless your REAL job is drug dealer, hard earned money is hard earned money.
Only a fool would buy what he can take for free.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10919096 - 08/23/09 01:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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don't live in a trailer either
you're really bad at this
65,000 a year? get your moolah up
noob
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10919114 - 08/23/09 01:24 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sorry I'm just a working man, not a doctor or lawyer. I would love to get my moolah up, hopefully my website will make me a wealthy man someday.
I just don't see anything wrong with stealing from the rich to give to the poor.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10919121 - 08/23/09 01:25 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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what if it was your laptop
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10919126 - 08/23/09 01:27 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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that would suck, cause I only make 65.000. However If I made 150,000 and drove a beamer, i wouldn't care cause I would go buy another one. After a year it's time to update anyway.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10919148 - 08/23/09 01:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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how much the person makes shouldn't be important
this thread says a lot about people
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10919569 - 08/23/09 02:48 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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this thread says a lot about people
It says what anyone who lives in a major city already knows. Sometimes it can be survival of the fittest.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10919587 - 08/23/09 02:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol okay
more niggs on here than i thought
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10919709 - 08/23/09 03:03 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yet another thread turned incredibly racist. I love it.
Anyhow, I'd rather have OP rob a jewelery store (or even a computer store for a laptop) than steal someone's personal laptop. If you make 65k a year and can't spare $200 for a laptop, you're probably spending too much on drugs. Either that or you have another bad habit, like a wife and kids.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10919867 - 08/23/09 03:31 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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Either that or you have another bad habit, like a wife and kids.
So true,
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #22]
#10919875 - 08/23/09 03:33 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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what do you do if you don't mind me asking
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10919955 - 08/23/09 03:47 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol. I work in a warehouse that distributes frozen food, C and S wholesale. I am an order selector, i basically ride around on a pallet jack in the freezer (-20 degrees) and get 10cents for every case i select to go on the truck.
It's like hell, only cold
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Anonymous #27
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10919962 - 08/23/09 03:50 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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i broke into a house with a few friends stole a laptop , food , liquor , money dvd player
we were so happy
we returned the next day
only to find a brand new laptop and more liquor  we took it all
sadly most of friends got caught for being drunk..
dumbfucks
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I want to steal someone's laptop, guys! [Re: Anonymous #27]
#10919968 - 08/23/09 03:52 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol like hell only cold
i like that
27, i lol'd at you guys stealing their food
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