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Offlinewalzmanm
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #10803009 - 08/05/09 03:47 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You: http://www.go-girl.com/
You: if you're a girl
You: get that
Stranger: not a girl
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: i have no trouble peeing standing
You: do you sometimes put pany hose on your penis
Stranger: lol you masturbate to the directions of your mom's tampon box
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: no
You: and pretend that you have a black penis
Stranger: i put my penis in girls mouths
Stranger: its better
Stranger: no
You: gay
Stranger: i don't
Stranger: gay?
Stranger: pretty sure
Stranger: that's straigh
Stranger: t
You: dude
You: you're gay
Stranger: as straight as it gets
You: no
Stranger: lol
You: why would a man intentionally hang around pussies
You: that makes you a pussy
You: which makes you gay
Stranger: you just said you fuck pantihose and cd;s
Stranger: mmm lets see
Stranger: im pretty sure
Stranger: if i get a girl
You: you're gay?
Stranger: to suck my penis
You: I think so to
Stranger: iim straight
You: no
Stranger: unlike you
Stranger: who is a prepubesent boy
You: that means you spent enough time watching gossip girl together
Stranger: and was probably jackign off before you met me
You: that you got her to compare lipstick colors
Stranger: nope
You: with your penis
You: which is gay
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i think your fuckign stupid
Stranger: it's hilarious
Stranger: FUnnyjunk.com bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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OfflineHitchHound
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: Ratci]
    #11563234 - 12/01/09 04:43 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You:hey
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK?
You: its open
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK!
You: use the bell, maybe ill hear you
Stranger: U FUCKING DUMB BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected


use omegle, people of the shroomery, too many trolls on there


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InvisibleHappyTrippin
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Registered: 07/25/08
Posts: 9,776
Re: Omegle funny [Re: HitchHound]
    #11563300 - 12/01/09 04:51 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
You: How's it going?
Stranger: Fine, thanks =)
Stranger: You?
You: Not to bad. Waiting for the police to show up. haha.
Stranger: Err ... nice (?)
You: Not really. They're gonna find my collection in my basement :frown:
Stranger: Yeah, man, you're fucked ... I guess
You: Yeah. I'm sure they wont appreciate the bloodymess of hookers lying around. It's almost like a Saw theme.
Stranger: Perhaps you could run away, whatever
You: Nope. You see. I'm not the one in charge, the guy who runs the place has left the country and left me to blame. have you ever seen someone glue their hands to their head and jump off a chair with cheesewire around their neck? it's a bloodymess.
Stranger: Oh, sounds nice ... ha
Stranger: I'm sorry you'll probably be arrested soon ...
Stranger: Life in prison must be a shit, you know ...
You: Yeah. I'm not going down with out a fight, my place has homemade explosives all over and i'm sitting her with a rifle in my hand.
Stranger: It's pointless, man ... whatever you do, you are fucked .-.
Stranger: HA
You: I suppose, shit they're here!
You have disconnected.


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InvisibleHappyTrippin
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Registered: 07/25/08
Posts: 9,776
Re: Omegle funny [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #11563321 - 12/01/09 04:54 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a walrus?
Stranger: im a seal...is that any good?
You: I'm a walrus ku ku kachu. A seal comes a close second, but if we were to fight hand to hand combat I would surely win.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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OfflineShroomerRoss
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Registered: 08/29/08
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #11563457 - 12/01/09 05:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HappyTrippin said:
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
You: How's it going?
Stranger: Fine, thanks =)
Stranger: You?
You: Not to bad. Waiting for the police to show up. haha.
Stranger: Err ... nice (?)
You: Not really. They're gonna find my collection in my basement :frown:
Stranger: Yeah, man, you're fucked ... I guess
You: Yeah. I'm sure they wont appreciate the bloodymess of hookers lying around. It's almost like a Saw theme.
Stranger: Perhaps you could run away, whatever
You: Nope. You see. I'm not the one in charge, the guy who runs the place has left the country and left me to blame. have you ever seen someone glue their hands to their head and jump off a chair with cheesewire around their neck? it's a bloodymess.
Stranger: Oh, sounds nice ... ha
Stranger: I'm sorry you'll probably be arrested soon ...
Stranger: Life in prison must be a shit, you know ...
You: Yeah. I'm not going down with out a fight, my place has homemade explosives all over and i'm sitting her with a rifle in my hand.
Stranger: It's pointless, man ... whatever you do, you are fucked .-.
Stranger: HA
You: I suppose, shit they're here!
You have disconnected.


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InvisibleHappyTrippin
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Registered: 07/25/08
Posts: 9,776
Re: Omegle funny [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11563473 - 12/01/09 05:15 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I just found a new way to express my immaturity in an anonymous way :omgawesome:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: omg hi! I haven't talked to you in so long!
Stranger: haha
You: How are you doing frank?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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OfflineSamurai Drifter
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Registered: 08/24/09
Posts: 5,165
Loc: Bordering Canada Flag
Last seen: 20 hours, 54 minutes
Re: Omegle funny [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #11563501 - 12/01/09 05:20 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, I just got the most baked guy ever.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: look
Stranger: its an
Stranger: asshole
Stranger: u
You: :frown:
Stranger: hahaahahahahahah
Stranger: ripppppppin
You: awesome
Stranger: who ur ma
You: I'm about to smoke some weed and go to a concert
You: later
Stranger: were
Stranger: kool
Stranger: i smoke weed
You: Dude
Stranger: wat concert
You: try listening to The Books when you're high
You: that's who I'm going to see
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: do u like led zeplin
You: Yeah, they're pretty good
Stranger: no der not
Stranger: der awesome
You: Not as awesome as Rush
Stranger: k im goin ova 2 ur house
Stranger: and im gonna kick ur shit in
You: =(
You: hey, I like em both
Stranger: =] =] =] =] ur sad
Stranger: kkkk
You: watch this
You: htt://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP0xj0fs3rE
Stranger: Stranger: that's who I'm going to see
You: awesome
You: do u like led zeplin
Stranger: Yeah, they're pretty good
You: no der not
You: der awesome
Stranger: Not as awesome as Rush
You: k im goin ova 2 ur house
You: and im gonna kick ur shit in
Stra
You: htt://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP0xj0fs3rE
You: watch this shit
You have disconnected.


Edited by Samurai Drifter (12/01/09 05:29 PM)


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Offlinenetbent
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Registered: 02/14/09
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Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
Re: Omegle funny [Re: Samurai Drifter]
    #11563700 - 12/01/09 05:42 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Stranger: hey
You: I THINK I KILLED HER
You: WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO?
Stranger: get some duct tape, a shovel and head to the woods
You: I LIVE IN DOWNTOWN FRESNO
You: I CAN'T FIND ANY FORESTS
You: MAYBE I SHOULD CHOP HER UP
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Stranger: chop her up dude
You: Thanks bro.  You always know what to say to make me feel better
Stranger: hey no problem man
You: You have yourself a nice day neighbor.
You: I've got some work to do!


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InvisibleHappyTrippin
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Registered: 07/25/08
Posts: 9,776
Re: Omegle funny [Re: netbent]
    #11573982 - 12/03/09 01:24 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm 21/m/usa here and you?
You: my mommy told me about people like you, you offer me candy and take me for a ride in your van and never be seen again STRANGER DANGER!!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!!
You have disconnected.


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OfflineDrMambo
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Registered: 04/06/04
Posts: 5,628
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #11574298 - 12/03/09 02:17 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Oh man, this is straight up fun on a bun


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OfflineDrMambo
hamburger time


Registered: 04/06/04
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: DrMambo]
    #11574393 - 12/03/09 02:36 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: sup bby gurl
You: I am a girl
You: but with cock'n'balls
Stranger: omg
You: good luck getting laid through your modem
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: aye
Stranger: you like rick or what?
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.................................................. .............................''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP!
.................................................. ............................,-'\':\: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
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You: damn
You: actually
You: yeah
You: I really do
Stranger: im never gonna let you down
You: I mean
Stranger: just remember that brah
You: you know the rules
You: so do I
Stranger: yes yes
You: whelp
You: I'll remember you
You: I'll remember you
You have disconnected.


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InvisibleBiG_StroOnZ
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Registered: 04/19/06
Posts: 3,062
Loc: New Jersey Flag
Re: Omegle funny [Re: DrMambo]
    #11574838 - 12/03/09 05:08 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

This is the worst website ever invented, ever.

You: i feel like every person i've talked to so far on this chat has been completely retarded
You: how about you?
Stranger: include me in that

Seriously, if i've saved some of the other convos I've had with these people, you would be dumbfounded...

It's either; One word answers, Disconnect after a few words, Horny pervs or complete morons with no actual intention to talk to a random stranger...


Edited by BiG_StroOnZ (12/03/09 05:22 AM)


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OfflineShroomerRoss
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Registered: 08/29/08
Posts: 4,444
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: Omegle funny [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
    #11574997 - 12/03/09 06:50 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

haha some one sent me that never gonna give u up thing as well. :laugh:


Edited by ShroomerRoss (12/03/09 06:51 AM)


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Offlinewalzmanm
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11653184 - 12/15/09 04:21 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: love
Stranger: male here
You: let's fence with our dicks
You: awkward
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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OfflineShroomerRoss
Male

Registered: 08/29/08
Posts: 4,444
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: Omegle funny [Re: walzmanm]
    #11653935 - 12/15/09 10:22 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Stranger: lol you masturbate to the directions of your mom's tampon box



:rofl2:


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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,324
Loc: Flag
Re: Omegle funny [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11653947 - 12/15/09 10:31 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

No one on here wants to talk to me because Im a guy.


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Offline13.step
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11654077 - 12/15/09 11:20 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

It's fucking sad if you pretend to be a girl,a shemale and then really into scat-porn and the guy just gets hornier...never felt so dirty...


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OfflineRoosterCogburn
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: 13.step]
    #11654104 - 12/15/09 11:32 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

You: I am the lord god.
Stranger: ok
You: shall i grant thee a wish?
You: too late. you missed the chance.
You have disconnected.


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OfflineYlluks
Stranger

Registered: 07/28/05
Posts: 157
Last seen: 2 years, 4 months
Re: Omegle funny [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #11665695 - 12/17/09 12:29 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

My first Omegle conversation:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Good day!
Stranger: Insane Clown Posse?
You: Fuck No!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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OfflineSalomon
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Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 20,280
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Re: Omegle funny [Re: Ylluks]
    #11665781 - 12/17/09 12:53 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

i wonder if shroomites ever chat with each other unknowingly?:sherlock:


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