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You: http://www.go-girl.com/ You: if you're a girl You: get that Stranger: not a girl Stranger: im a guy Stranger: i have no trouble peeing standing You: do you sometimes put pany hose on your penis Stranger: lol you masturbate to the directions of your mom's tampon box Stranger: wtf Stranger: no You: and pretend that you have a black penis Stranger: i put my penis in girls mouths Stranger: its better Stranger: no You: gay Stranger: i don't Stranger: gay? Stranger: pretty sure Stranger: that's straigh Stranger: t You: dude You: you're gay Stranger: as straight as it gets You: no Stranger: lol You: why would a man intentionally hang around pussies You: that makes you a pussy You: which makes you gay Stranger: you just said you fuck pantihose and cd;s Stranger: mmm lets see Stranger: im pretty sure Stranger: if i get a girl You: you're gay? Stranger: to suck my penis You: I think so to Stranger: iim straight You: no Stranger: unlike you Stranger: who is a prepubesent boy You: that means you spent enough time watching gossip girl together Stranger: and was probably jackign off before you met me You: that you got her to compare lipstick colors Stranger: nope You: with your penis You: which is gay Stranger: ... Stranger: i think your fuckign stupid Stranger: it's hilarious Stranger: FUnnyjunk.com bitch! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You:hey Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK? You: its open Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK! You: use the bell, maybe ill hear you Stranger: U FUCKING DUMB BITCH Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Stranger: Hi You: Hello. You: How's it going? Stranger: Fine, thanks =) Stranger: You? You: Not to bad. Waiting for the police to show up. haha. Stranger: Err ... nice (?) You: Not really. They're gonna find my collection in my basement Stranger: Yeah, man, you're fucked ... I guess You: Yeah. I'm sure they wont appreciate the bloodymess of hookers lying around. It's almost like a Saw theme. Stranger: Perhaps you could run away, whatever You: Nope. You see. I'm not the one in charge, the guy who runs the place has left the country and left me to blame. have you ever seen someone glue their hands to their head and jump off a chair with cheesewire around their neck? it's a bloodymess. Stranger: Oh, sounds nice ... ha Stranger: I'm sorry you'll probably be arrested soon ... Stranger: Life in prison must be a shit, you know ... You: Yeah. I'm not going down with out a fight, my place has homemade explosives all over and i'm sitting her with a rifle in my hand. Stranger: It's pointless, man ... whatever you do, you are fucked .-. Stranger: HA You: I suppose, shit they're here! You have disconnected.
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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells. I honor the place in you which is of love. of truth. of light, and of peace. When you are in that place in you and I am in that place in me. We are one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: Are you a walrus? Stranger: im a seal...is that any good? You: I'm a walrus ku ku kachu. A seal comes a close second, but if we were to fight hand to hand combat I would surely win. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells. I honor the place in you which is of love. of truth. of light, and of peace. When you are in that place in you and I am in that place in me. We are one.
Quote: HappyTrippin said: Stranger: Hi You: Hello. You: How's it going? Stranger: Fine, thanks =) Stranger: You? You: Not to bad. Waiting for the police to show up. haha. Stranger: Err ... nice (?) You: Not really. They're gonna find my collection in my basement Stranger: Yeah, man, you're fucked ... I guess You: Yeah. I'm sure they wont appreciate the bloodymess of hookers lying around. It's almost like a Saw theme. Stranger: Perhaps you could run away, whatever You: Nope. You see. I'm not the one in charge, the guy who runs the place has left the country and left me to blame. have you ever seen someone glue their hands to their head and jump off a chair with cheesewire around their neck? it's a bloodymess. Stranger: Oh, sounds nice ... ha Stranger: I'm sorry you'll probably be arrested soon ... Stranger: Life in prison must be a shit, you know ... You: Yeah. I'm not going down with out a fight, my place has homemade explosives all over and i'm sitting her with a rifle in my hand. Stranger: It's pointless, man ... whatever you do, you are fucked .-. Stranger: HA You: I suppose, shit they're here! You have disconnected.
I just found a new way to express my immaturity in an anonymous way You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: omg hi! I haven't talked to you in so long! Stranger: haha You: How are you doing frank?! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells. I honor the place in you which is of love. of truth. of light, and of peace. When you are in that place in you and I am in that place in me. We are one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: look Stranger: its an Stranger: asshole Stranger: u You: Stranger: hahaahahahahahah Stranger: ripppppppin You: awesome Stranger: who ur ma You: I'm about to smoke some weed and go to a concert You: later Stranger: were Stranger: kool Stranger: i smoke weed You: Dude Stranger: wat concert You: try listening to The Books when you're high You: that's who I'm going to see Stranger: awesome Stranger: do u like led zeplin You: Yeah, they're pretty good Stranger: no der not Stranger: der awesome You: Not as awesome as Rush Stranger: k im goin ova 2 ur house Stranger: and im gonna kick ur shit in You: =( You: hey, I like em both Stranger: =] =] =] =] ur sad Stranger: kkkk You: watch this You: htt://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP0xj0fs3rE Stranger: Stranger: that's who I'm going to see You: awesome You: do u like led zeplin Stranger: Yeah, they're pretty good You: no der not You: der awesome Stranger: Not as awesome as Rush You: k im goin ova 2 ur house You: and im gonna kick ur shit in Stra You: htt://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP0xj0fs3rE You: watch this shit You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey You: I THINK I KILLED HER You: WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO? Stranger: get some duct tape, a shovel and head to the woods You: I LIVE IN DOWNTOWN FRESNO You: I CAN'T FIND ANY FORESTS You: MAYBE I SHOULD CHOP HER UP You: FUCK FUCK FUCK Stranger: chop her up dude You: Thanks bro. You always know what to say to make me feel better Stranger: hey no problem man You: You have yourself a nice day neighbor. You: I've got some work to do!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i'm 21/m/usa here and you? You: my mommy told me about people like you, you offer me candy and take me for a ride in your van and never be seen again STRANGER DANGER!!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!! You have disconnected.
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I honor the place in you in which the entire universe dwells. I honor the place in you which is of love. of truth. of light, and of peace. When you are in that place in you and I am in that place in me. We are one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: love Stranger: male here You: let's fence with our dicks You: awkward Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Good day! Stranger: Insane Clown Posse? You: Fuck No! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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