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Anonymous #1
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 Who else loves pooping? 
#10695293 - 07/17/09 06:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't mean on anyone, or with anything in mind in particular, just pooping in general. It seems to be an under appreciated human talent.
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Anonymous #2
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I'm about to go do it. I'll give me trip report when I come back.
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Anonymous #3
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Pooping is awesome.
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Anonymous #4
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Some poop to live. I live to poop. I'd make a good dog.
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Anonymous #2
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Anonymous #2 said:
I'm about to go do it. I'll give me trip report when I come back.
Alright.
Dose: Pizza, chicken breast, spaghetti and sauce, strawberry smoothie, fresh pea pods, and carrots.
Body Weight: 175 lbs
0:00 - Bathroom entered
This poop had been sitting in my intestines a while waiting to come out. I was about to shower, so I went ahead and took off all of my clothes in preparation. I used the upstairs toilet because it is more water efficient and also the location of the shower. So standing completely naked, I faced my ass towards the toilet and squatted down.
See, I've always had this thing where I don't like my butt to touch the toilet seat. In my mind, it is ridden with large amounts of disease ridden bacteria, so I have made it a habit to just hover over the water a couple of inches away from the seat. This trip was no different.
While squatting may seem tiresome for shitting, I have built extensive strength in my quads by doing squats at the gym (in preparation for the trip)
0:00 - I am hovering of the toilet gently using my muscles to squeeze the poop out.
It came out very easily, as I had gotten good fiber and hydration prior to the trip. Better yet, it was a floater, which I have heard is a sign of good health.
0:01 - Butt wiped.
Wiping was phenomenal. I only had to use a couple squares as it was not a very messy poop.
0:01 - Toilet flushed and trip complete. Ready to shower.
Next time I poop, I will try and time it before a shower or after I wake up (I sleep naked) because I learned how convenient it is to poop naked and already be naked. Plus, if you're using the squatting tek, it makes it even easier to not have pants around your ankles restricting leg movement and sprawl. Overall, I'd put the experience under the Erowid 'Glowing Experience' umbrella.
Edited by Anonymous (07/17/09 07:34 PM)
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Anonymous #1
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Well played, sir.
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Anonymous #5
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pooping is good fun
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Anonymous #6
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Nice trip report!
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Anonymous #4 said:
Some poop to live. I live to poop. I'd make a good dog.
I'm a poop to live. If I didn't have to, I never would.
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Anonymous #7
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pooping is the shit.
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Anonymous #8
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Ah I remember the carefree days of enjoyable shitting. Hemorrhoids are probably Id say, the worst thing to have happened to me thus far in life. Thats how seriously I used to value shitting as an enjoyable passage of time, as Ive been through some fucked up shit otherwise. Hemorrhoids though, I cant fucking believe the only way out is surgery. They cant make a fucking cream to just solve that problem?
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Anonymous #9
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I like to poop it feels good. Ima go poop soon infact  . Only sucks when its messy and shit.
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Anonymous #10
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There's nothing as over rated as a bad fuck and nothing us underrated as a good shit.
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Anonymous #11
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:
I'm about to go do it. I'll give me trip report when I come back.
Alright.
Dose: Pizza, chicken breast, spaghetti and sauce, strawberry smoothie, fresh pea pods, and carrots.
Body Weight: 175 lbs
0:00 - Bathroom entered
This poop had been sitting in my intestines a while waiting to come out. I was about to shower, so I went ahead and took off all of my clothes in preparation. I used the upstairs toilet because it is more water efficient and also the location of the shower. So standing completely naked, I faced my ass towards the toilet and squatted down.
See, I've always had this thing where I don't like my butt to touch the toilet seat. In my mind, it is ridden with large amounts of disease ridden bacteria, so I have made it a habit to just hover over the water a couple of inches away from the seat. This trip was no different.
While squatting may seem tiresome for shitting, I have built extensive strength in my quads by doing squats at the gym (in preparation for the trip)
0:00 - I am hovering of the toilet gently using my muscles to squeeze the poop out.
It came out very easily, as I had gotten good fiber and hydration prior to the trip. Better yet, it was a floater, which I have heard is a sign of good health.
0:01 - Butt wiped.
Wiping was phenomenal. I only had to use a couple squares as it was not a very messy poop.
0:01 - Toilet flushed and trip complete. Ready to shower.
Next time I poop, I will try and time it before a shower or after I wake up (I sleep naked) because I learned how convenient it is to poop naked and already be naked. Plus, if you're using the squatting tek, it makes it even easier to not have pants around your ankles restricting leg movement and sprawl. Overall, I'd put the experience under the Erowid 'Glowing Experience' umbrella.
+5 anon shrooms.
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Anonymous #12
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Quote:
Anonymous #8 said:
Ah I remember the carefree days of enjoyable shitting. Hemorrhoids are probably Id say, the worst thing to have happened to me thus far in life. Thats how seriously I used to value shitting as an enjoyable passage of time, as Ive been through some fucked up shit otherwise. Hemorrhoids though, I cant fucking believe the only way out is surgery. They cant make a fucking cream to just solve that problem?
Yeah dude, I used to enjoy taking massive shits, as gay as it sounds. Then I got a hemorrhoid the size of a golfball. That shit was some of the most insane pain I have ever felt.
I had to go to the doctor to get it cut open and drained, he stuck his fingers in my ass and probed around and loosened the clot.
FYI, they will not sew up the incision on your anus. I had to stuff my ass with toilet paper and gauze.
After the hemorrhoid was cut out, that's when the pain was really intense. The sore on my asshole hurt worse than the pressure of the hemorrhoid.
Since then, I don't really enjoy shits anymore. I take a long, gentle shit nowadays.
Hemroids are caused by tightening your muscles up forcing shit out, this creates a lot of blood pressure and sometimes you get clots.
These clots swell up on your anus, some are inside, some get so big it becomes external(like mine did).
Be careful kids.
Nice trip report btw. Squatting tek lmao.
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Anonymous #13
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I hate shitting. It's like a chore for me. Ive had to shit about 6 or 7 times today.
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Anonymous #10
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I just pooped,it was great!
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Anonymous #14
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I like to crap, but only if it's a big solid bar. I don't like shittles or pettles.
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Anonymous #14
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pebbles*
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Anonymous #13
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I had the rough popcorn shits earlier, then I had some soft serve that took forever to clean up.
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Anonymous #15
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Quote:
Anonymous #13 said:
I hate shitting. It's like a chore for me. Ive had to shit about 6 or 7 times today.
ive been shitting 3 - 4 times today as well, i have stomach problems... went to the doctor she didnt help at all, said it would go away, well fuck, its still here 
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