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Anonymous #1

People who walk slow on city streets
    #10663415 - 07/12/09 04:14 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It really pisses me off when I'm trying to walk somewhere and there's some slow fucker in my way.

I've noticed the guilty parties are always: fat, black, or hispanic, or some combo of all 3.

I can completely understand why fat people walk slow... it's because they're fat, duh.

But why do blacks and Hispanics walk so fucking slow? Fuck that drives me crazy. Especially when they see you behind them and make no effort to let you around them.

Not being racist, just making an observation and trying to figure that out.


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Anonymous #2

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10663470 - 07/12/09 04:25 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Yea, I hate slow walkers.  Also hate when people ride on moving walkways.  :crankey:


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Anonymous #3

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10663540 - 07/12/09 04:42 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

It pisses me off when slow people get in my way ANYWHERE.
Whether on a moving walkway, escalator, city traffic, interstate or in a grocery store, MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!

I remember this fat black/hispanic girl was blocking the lane of the bus I was on WHILE THE BUS WAS ON FIRE and all of the people in the back (Me included) were getting carbon monoxide poisoning. I just wanted to beat her upside the head with a brick. She took 20 minutes to do anything, her eyes were half open, spilled juice everywhere, etc. Even when she first got on the bus she wouldnt sit the fuck down wherever there was an open spot she moaned at her sister. She was like 20-something and acted like a retarded 11 year old.


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Anonymous #4

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10665942 - 07/12/09 11:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Especially when they see you behind them and make no effort to let you around them.



yeah...that one right there is deserving of a bat to the back of the knee caps if you ask me  :mad2:


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Anonymous #5

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10667469 - 07/13/09 07:24 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
It really pisses me off when I'm trying to walk somewhere and there's some slow fucker in my way.

I've noticed the guilty parties are always: fat, black, or hispanic, or some combo of all 3.

I can completely understand why fat people walk slow... it's because they're fat, duh.

But why do blacks and Hispanics walk so fucking slow? Fuck that drives me crazy. Especially when they see you behind them and make no effort to let you around them.

Not being racist, just making an observation and trying to figure that out.




Because they're not uptight workaholics like most white people.


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Anonymous #6

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10667843 - 07/13/09 10:39 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
It really pisses me off when I'm trying to walk somewhere and there's some slow fucker in my way.

I've noticed the guilty parties are always: fat, black, or hispanic, or some combo of all 3.

I can completely understand why fat people walk slow... it's because they're fat, duh.

But why do blacks and Hispanics walk so fucking slow? Fuck that drives me crazy. Especially when they see you behind them and make no effort to let you around them.

Not being racist, just making an observation and trying to figure that out.




Because they're not uptight workaholics like most white people.




they are too chilled and lazy, and love to see an anxious white dude desperatly trying to get around ... i bet they're thinking  'haha look at this whiteboy, i'm gonna slow down reaaaal slow now.'


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Anonymous #1

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10668400 - 07/13/09 12:59 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I'm no uptight workaholic, thats for sure. I just don't see the point of sauntering around like an idiot when people are trying to walk at a normal pace.


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Anonymous #5

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10669141 - 07/13/09 03:27 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Normal pace being defined by your background of white, uptight imperialists.


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Anonymous #5

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10669150 - 07/13/09 03:28 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
It really pisses me off when I'm trying to walk somewhere and there's some slow fucker in my way.

I've noticed the guilty parties are always: fat, black, or hispanic, or some combo of all 3.

I can completely understand why fat people walk slow... it's because they're fat, duh.

But why do blacks and Hispanics walk so fucking slow? Fuck that drives me crazy. Especially when they see you behind them and make no effort to let you around them.

Not being racist, just making an observation and trying to figure that out.




Because they're not uptight workaholics like most white people.




they are too chilled and lazy, and love to see an anxious white dude desperatly trying to get around ... i bet they're thinking  'haha look at this whiteboy, i'm gonna slow down reaaaal slow now.'





:thumbup:


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Anonymous #7

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10669245 - 07/13/09 03:43 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

i hate assholes who drive slow on tghe highway. So fucking annoying, in my state dumb asses driving the peed limit will drive in the far left lane and not get over when you pull up behind them. Thats why my city in #2 in roadrage:grin:.


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Anonymous #8

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10669783 - 07/13/09 05:19 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Normal pace being defined by your background of white, uptight imperialists.





So true. I reckon they're right. I live on a small island in the south pacific, here everything is slow, you just get used to it and end u[p loving taking your time to do stuff.


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Anonymous #9

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10670402 - 07/13/09 06:45 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Fats, blacks, and hispanics have no reason to move fast. They dont have jobs, they have nowhere to be, they hate going home to their 13 children and fat wives, and they're high on something all the time, whether it's crack, pot, or cholesterol.

:kingcrankey:


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Anonymous #10

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10670513 - 07/13/09 07:03 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I don't know, some of the fastest moving mexicans I've seen come fleeing from their country.


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Anonymous #9

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10670547 - 07/13/09 07:09 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #10 said:
I don't know, some of the fastest moving mexicans I've seen come fleeing from their country.




Yeah, but once they get here they get lazy and slow down.


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Anonymous #3

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10670572 - 07/13/09 07:15 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

If you made $5 a day you'd be slow too.


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Anonymous #9

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10670594 - 07/13/09 07:22 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

True, true. I'd also be in FUCKING MEXICO living for $0.30 per day while I wait for my green card. :crankey:


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Anonymous #11

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10670639 - 07/13/09 07:29 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Learn and practice parkour, you will be able to move through a city faster than anyone else... and you don't have to worry about 'pedestrian traffic'.

Win win situation!


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Anonymous #3

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10670667 - 07/13/09 07:34 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

I just learned about parkour a few weeks ago. I wanted to go with a couple friends but one of them got died. I used to climb buildings, cables, fences, etc when I dropped acid alot but never with a goal in mind, more just to do it.


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Anonymous #7

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10670692 - 07/13/09 07:38 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Learn and practice parkour, you will be able to move through a city faster than anyone else... and you don't have to worry about 'pedestrian traffic'.

Win win situation!




Its not just a city where i live. i have to drive atleast 50-60 miles a dayfrom one to the next back to the next then home...


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Anonymous #11

Re: People who walk slow on city streets [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10670718 - 07/13/09 07:42 PM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I just learned about parkour a few weeks ago.



It is very fun (while not on drugs) and very physically/mentally challenging.

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Its not just a city where i live. i have to drive atleast 50-60 miles a dayfrom one to the next back to the next then home...




Then you are posting in the wrong thread. We are talking about people WALKING slowly in the city, not driving. Parkour fixes the walking part, motorcycles fix the driving part.


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