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Anonymous #1

likelihood of passing drug test
    #10559949 - 06/23/09 05:20 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

It was sprung on me today that I must take a drug test tomorrow for a job I'll be starting on Monday.  I had no clue I'd be starting this job, but I was requested.

Perfect timing.  The Saturday before last (about a week and half ago) I smoked marijuana for the first time in four years. 

What is the likelihood I'll be able to pass the drug test?  I drink a lot of water every day.  Anything else I can do to increase my chances?


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10559989 - 06/23/09 05:28 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Does smoking marijuana on your own time outside the scope of the office impair your ability to do the job? Yes or no?


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Anonymous #3

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560027 - 06/23/09 05:38 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

substitution is the only gurantee.


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560034 - 06/23/09 05:40 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Does smoking marijuana on your own time outside the scope of the office impair your ability to do the job? Yes or no?




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Anonymous #1

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560148 - 06/23/09 06:09 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

It doesn't impair my ability at all.  I did it once.


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10560472 - 06/23/09 07:13 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
It doesn't impair my ability at all.  I did it once.




It was a rhetorical question. SO WITH THAT SAID... Why would you even consider working for someone who makes you excrete urine into a receptical for testing purposes??? Funk dat!


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Anonymous #1

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560505 - 06/23/09 07:20 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
It doesn't impair my ability at all.  I did it once.




It was a rhetorical question. SO WITH THAT SAID... Why would you even consider working for someone who makes you excrete urine into a receptical for testing purposes??? Funk dat!




Because I'm desperate for money, and I already work 25 hours at a job that doesn't pay me.


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10560515 - 06/23/09 07:22 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck that man. Stand up for yourself!!!!


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Anonymous #4

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560537 - 06/23/09 07:28 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You're a fuckin retard.

Move out of your parents basement.

Guy needs cash, so he gets a job. Don't grandstand about his choice of employer.

No load fuckwad.


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10560541 - 06/23/09 07:30 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Your a fuckin retard.

Move out of your parents basement.

Guy needs cash, so he gets a job. Don't grandstand about his choice of employer.

No load fuckwad.




:andyistic:

Fuck yourself


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Anonymous #4

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560547 - 06/23/09 07:31 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

The rest of the post seems to be spot on


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10560549 - 06/23/09 07:32 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You guys are fucking pussies. Stand up and defend the little rights you have left!

Smoking cannabis is not a crime.


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Anonymous #4

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560556 - 06/23/09 07:34 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

This has to do with passing a drug test.....

Stay on topic. Sometimes to pay rent you have to take what is there.

How much do mommy and daddy charge you?


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10560574 - 06/23/09 07:38 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

You stupid fuck, I haven't lived at home since I was 17.


Edited by Anonymous (06/23/09 07:44 PM)


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Anonymous #5

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560584 - 06/23/09 07:39 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
You guys are fucking pussies. Stand up and defend the little rights you have left!

Smoking cannabis is not a crime.



really? I'm pretty sure it is. And who the fuck are you to tell someone that they shouldn't take a job even if they need money because the employer requires a drug test. The OP said it was his first time in 4 years so it doesn't even seem like a big set back for him/her.


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Anonymous #4

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560601 - 06/23/09 07:42 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Speaking like that, I for some reason assume your version of rights does not extend to minorities, such as "stupid niggers".

Atta be captain morality...


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Anonymous #6

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10560612 - 06/23/09 07:45 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

get the product stripped from GNC. u will pass.


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Anonymous #4

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10560619 - 06/23/09 07:46 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

So you just edited it out

LOL, at the trustafarian bigot


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Anonymous #2

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10560628 - 06/23/09 07:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not racist


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Anonymous #7

Re: likelihood of passing drug test [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10560632 - 06/23/09 07:48 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

http://best4drugtest.com/_passthctest.html

i doubt youll have any problems passing the test since youve only smoked the once... just keep drinking water :smile:


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