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Anonymous #1

my best friend wants to fuck my mom
    #10519953 - 06/16/09 11:50 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

so i was hanging out with my best friend today and he totally told me hes gonna fuck my mom. he said he can tell she wants him and she was flirting with him heavy duty when they were in the house alone together. my friend has always been the type of guy to get the girls, even in hs. back then my mom always said she liked him better than my other friends, but i didnt think anything of it. times were tough then anyway, with the fights between her and my dad and finally the separation and divorce.

now were in college and my friend has become even more of a ladies man. im not jealous or anything, but we go to the same college and hes on the baseball team, which always gets the ladies attention. and my mom has lost weight since the divorce and even i admit she looks better than ever. but i dont like to think of her that way because after all she is my mom.

i have to admit my mom does go out of her way to do things for us when he is here. like the last time he was over she made us lemonade when we were sitting on the porch, and she never does that when any of my other friends are here. she made a big show of it too, with a tray and two glasses for us and acting really nice. also once when she knew he was coming over she went up to her room and put on a really tight skirt and a blouse. she never explained why as before she was just wearing her regular clothes.

i also saw her bend over really slowly once to pick something up when he was here and it totally gave him a view of her ass. it was really weird. i could tell he was checking her out too, which kinda gave me the creeps. i mean i know my mom is pretty attractive for a mom, and still young, but i mean, shes my mom and all.

its also kinda weird because my best friend and me have been hanging out since we were in hs, and we were both 15 (were both 19 now). so when my mom first met him he was just a kid really. if she fucks him now does that mean she was checking him out when he was 15?? ugh, i hate even thinking about this.

i know they are both consenting adults and all....but this just feels all wrong to me. am i crazy???

and what if they do it? am i gonna be in the house when it happens or are they gonna do it when im not there?

i feel all weird about this. my friend is saying hes gonna fuck her. should i talk to my mom about it? but even that seems weird. i cant just be like hey mom are you gonna fuck my friend or what?

and what if they start some kinda weird relationship or something? how will that change my friendship? that would be freakin' weird if my best friend since hs is dating my mom, let alone fuckin' her on a regular basis.

help!!!! what should i do???


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Anonymous #2

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10519994 - 06/17/09 12:01 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

post a pic of your mom


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Anonymous #3

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10520028 - 06/17/09 12:06 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Just wait for your new baby brother with your friend as dad


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Anonymous #4

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10520123 - 06/17/09 12:29 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
post a pic of your mom




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Anonymous #5

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10520235 - 06/17/09 12:52 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

He really wants to fuck you but he's too shy to admit those tender feelings, so he projects to your mom.


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Anonymous #6

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10522510 - 06/17/09 10:18 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Tell him to fuck off.


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Anonymous #7

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10522556 - 06/17/09 10:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
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post a pic of your mom







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Anonymous #8

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10522608 - 06/17/09 10:39 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Probably a troll, but I'll bite and say this:

You're fucking pathetic, for even asking. Learn how to fucking interact with people and form civil relationships. Learn how to firmly speak your mind to your friend. You sound like a total bitch.

This is PROBABLY the guy who posted the "wah wah, my girlfriend is getting it on with this other guy right next to me" thread.


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Anonymous #6

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10522659 - 06/17/09 10:56 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

If you're at least 19 then your mom couldn't be much younger than 36.
If that's the case, then yeah, she's at an age where fucking is down right fun and guilt free.

If your friend is 19 and would rather bang a 36 year old than to fuck all the college sluts on campus, then he's either got a thing for middle aged women, or he's stupid.

Either way, if you dont want him fucking your mom, then tell him to fuck off.

Otherwise, you fuck off , troll.


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Anonymous #9

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10522752 - 06/17/09 11:38 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #10

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10522800 - 06/17/09 11:54 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Let him fuck her.

While you watch and masterbate


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Anonymous #11

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10522855 - 06/17/09 12:10 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Pretend you're really happy to see him and hug him and say "Daddy!"

Whilst pressing your erection into his tummy.


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Anonymous #2

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10523134 - 06/17/09 01:29 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #12

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10523538 - 06/17/09 03:06 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Pretend you're really happy to see him and hug him and say "Daddy!"

Whilst pressing your erection into his tummy.




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Anonymous #13

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10523785 - 06/17/09 03:43 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
help!!!! what should i do???



stay out of it



who gives a fuck if your friend and yer mom wanna fuck
  • it's their lives
  • you have nothing to do with any of it
  • and standing between the two of em will ONLY cause problems for all of you
let it go bro



be happy that yer old lady is getting a little action, and be glad for yer friend for gettin his groove on with someone that's actually worth his time  :cheers:


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Anonymous #7

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my hot mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10523789 - 06/17/09 03:44 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #13

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10523793 - 06/17/09 03:45 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

oh yeah...and pics or it didn't happen  :smirk:


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Anonymous #14

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10523829 - 06/17/09 03:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:

Probably a troll, but I'll bite and say this:

You're fucking pathetic, for even asking. Learn how to fucking interact with people and form civil relationships. Learn how to firmly speak your mind to your friend. You sound like a total bitch.

This is PROBABLY the guy who posted the "wah wah, my girlfriend is getting it on with this other guy right next to me" thread.




what he said.


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Anonymous #15

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my mom [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #10523864 - 06/17/09 03:57 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

hahaha but he would be the worst at parties!!!!


imagine gettin faded as fuck with your homies only to see your mom walk right through you best friends door


not only that, but the possibilities of how many different things he could say he did to

your mother would be priceless :lol:



my opinion, ask him as a real friend to not tap your mom.

if he still does, you know where he stands...


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Anonymous #16

Re: my best friend wants to fuck my hot mom [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10524239 - 06/17/09 04:58 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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